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Selected southern sentences
South sentence excerpt 1) Approve a student's article? Bullshit? Three words, the students feel quite wronged, how can the teacher say that I am talking nonsense, so he went to Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan replied: What is your article? Bullshit? Not bad. Is it inferior? Dogs fart? , wait a minute? Shit dog? .
2) Reading history for 3,000 years is nothing more than fame and fortune; Nine, Wan Li's enlightenment ends in poetry, wine and countryside.
3) If a person can really study for the sake of learning, he will ask himself, why can't I stand up? Why didn't I achieve this goal? This is a question of cultivation and practice. I seriously reflect on myself and have no thoughts of complaining. Take the current concept, this kind of psychology is absolutely healthy, and this is the gentleman.
4) The ancients in China did not write books and articles easily. Today, many plays and news reports are about the bad side of society, which has a bad influence on children. This writing has a worse impact on society than killing people. In fact, the writer may not have the intention of teaching people to learn bad things, and some write positive things, but the recipient does not look at positive things. The ancients knew this kind of human psychology very well, so they wrote it very rigorously.
5) Have you finished? It's my turn
6) People who study medicine really have the heart of a bodhisattva, the spirit of saving the world and saving people, and are not afraid of poverty or suffering. That is the real life science research, the real medical research.
7) There is no right or wrong between good and evil in political diplomacy, only interests. How to deal with it temporarily, we must know how to deal with it. However, it should be noted that although there is no right or wrong between good and evil, there is still cause and effect.
8) In fact, beauty and pain are just two sides of the same body, one is the back of the hand and the other is the palm. If he can really throw away good things, he can also throw away pain, so pain is also a good test. If a person can't get rid of trouble, pain and adversity, it is impossible to say that he can get rid of good things.
9) Becoming immortal and Buddha is a world of half man and half ghost. Make the past serve the present, and we should talk about metaphysics and practicality. A chivalrous journey of Confucian scholars entered the forest of rogue scholars. With the aid of Wang Ba's skill of vertical and horizontal cooperation, he occupied a hidden position among beggars. If praised, you will be respected as a bodhisattva; if destroyed, you will be demoted as a thief. The book is empty and sad, and there is no way to call it.
10) Today, the world has developed material civilization. On the surface, it is the happiest time in history; But people are busy with the competition for survival, afraid of the destruction of war, and worried about the insatiable greed for the ocean. Spiritually, it can also be said to be the most painful era in history. People are born inexplicably, live helplessly, and finally die inexplicably.
Huai Jin 1) Our life is only twelve words:? See through, but can't bear it; I want it, but I can't do it. ?
2) Buddhism is like a department store. If you have money and leisure, you can go shopping or not, but the society needs it; Taoism is like a pharmacy, which contains military thoughts, geographical thoughts and medical thoughts. If a nation is sick, it must go to this pharmacy. Confucius and Mencius thought that Confucianism was a grain depot and should be eaten every day. To deeply understand the future of China's cultural history, it is necessary to study the Four Books.
3) If you are poor, you will never worry. If you are poor and worried, it is not worth it. If you become poor and sad, you will be wronged.
4) What did Confucius say was the purpose of sorting out 300 poems? In a word? Naively think? .
5) Apart from following Buddhist scriptures, I sincerely tell you with my decades of groping experience that no body can be transformed. You can't walk away without illness; Without body and mind, it is impossible to be healthy. You are absolutely healthy physically and mentally, and you can be rejuvenated. This is true, because everything is created by idealism, right? Masaichi? Four words.
6) Anyone in the world only does three things in his life, either deceiving himself or being bullied. Do you think people in the world can escape these three things? If you can escape from these three things, you will jump out of the three realms.
7) Science has no truth; In other words, science begins with fantasy, and fantasy itself is wrong.
8) People are often pretentious, but that is pretentious! I think I am special. Only when you really reach the most ordinary place will you realize the highest. I often tell jokes that there are two apples in the world that have become human culture; Take western culture as an example. Adam and Eve ate an apple and created human history. Another apple was seen by Newton and changed the civilization of the world.
9) In fact, being safe and clean is a blessing.
10) Pneumonia is the biggest disease threatening human beings in 19 century, cancer in the 20th century, and psychosis in 2 1 century. Now is the time when mental illness begins. I found that many children have psychological problems, which boils down to education. The success or failure of a society lies in culture and education.
1 1) Why does Buddhism say impermanence? Because nothing in the world is eternal. People's desires are always greedy for eternity, and it is never possible to want to exist forever. It is a fool who can't see clearly. So the Buddha told you that the accumulation will dissipate, the sublime will degenerate and will eventually leave. This is the inevitable truth, this is the big principle.
12) Today's world is dominated by science and technology. Without personality cultivation, it's all messy and tiring. Education is just selling knowledge, which is the source of confusion and distress. Only when science and technology and religious personality education return to a unified, standardized and balanced development can there be hope.
13) Learning is the hardest. People who are content with the status quo can do anything.
14) Life is like this. There is spring every year and winter every year. This is a phenomenon of life and death. The birth and death of cells and even all substances will always be like this. I found the root of life that can be born and destroyed, and it is called Bodhi. ? Why is Buddhism easily absorbed in China? Because I Ching, the ancestor of China culture, also talked about this truth.
15) Buddha is the heart, Tao is the bone, Confucianism is the table, and the world is open.
16) Therefore, our past cultural history has been in the era of absolute monarchy. Use Huang Lao internally and Confucianism externally? It took more than two thousand years under one model. It also made the orthodox spirit of Confucianism attached to the monarchy for more than two thousand years.
17) people who grow up successfully in hardships often lead to abnormal deviations because of psychological shadows. This deviation is that people always have a kind of hatred and hostility, and they don't trust anyone, let alone sympathize with anyone. Miserable love for money is a secondary phenomenon of psychopathy. On the contrary, a knowledgeable person, although growing up from suffering, is more compassionate and generous. Because he knows life and the joys and sorrows of the world.
18) Therefore, true Buddhism is not a superstitious statement, but a very scientific statement. You scolded others yesterday. At that time, people smiled at you, and there was already hatred in their hearts. If there is an opportunity, he will definitely repay you. You're welcome. It's karma. It's called karma. Therefore, the devil is created by heart, and the demon is aroused by people. Karma, the source of life is like this.
19) Love goes deep into the air.
20) Some people are busy every day, pay attention! Hurry up and meditate more, don't think you are busy! Tired! There is no time. You have to sit down quickly until you can hold your breath, so you can't spend the whole day in an hour, but you must really do it. But there is one thing to pay attention to! Empty your stomach. Taoist word:? Not old and not full. If you want to live, there is no shit in your intestines. ? Of course, nutrition is enough, the stomach is clean, and the gas is easy to enrich.
The latest quotation from Nan (1) also has many disadvantages. Drawing out a sword and spitting fire has become a Taoist culture, even geomantic fortune-telling martial arts and so on. Almost all belong to Taoist scholarship, so although it is? Comprehensive, broad and subtle? It also has disadvantages. Speaking of Ji Xiaolan, by the way, two jokes. Ji Xiaolan was rigorous in his studies all his life, and his education for students was very strict, almost harsh. A student wrote an article and took it to Ji Xiaolan. After reading it, he approved two poems: "Two orioles sing on the top of green willows, and egrets reach the sky"? These are two poems by Du Fu. The student was confused and asked the teacher. Ji Xiaolan said? Two orioles singing green willows? I don't know what to say; ? A line of egrets to heaven? , digression Wan Li fly more and more far.
2) ? Why? It's philosophical, completely philosophical, and this part is very important. The Book of Changes is a philosophical science, which talks about the principle of heaven and man in the universe. What is the second one? Elephant? All phenomena, the phenomena of everything in the universe. ? Count? It contains the highest mathematics, not just ordinary mathematics. For example, medicine, now studying medicine; The so-called mathematical science is the science of mathematical philosophy.
3) Practice like a broom. You have to sweep away all distractions from your mind, so you have to sweep away all distractions from your heart.
4) Heroes can conquer the world, but not themselves; Sages don't want to conquer the world, just want to conquer themselves.
5) In the whole world, money is the master, and money determines the nobility. Without money, there is no freedom. There are no people who are truly unique in learning, but there are only messy so-called personality publicity and money first. Even science education and scholarship are dominated by money. Without spiritual support, once they lose their jobs, it's like the sky is falling.
6) Why should we learn to be human before learning Buddhism? If you don't cultivate human nature, you can't bear fruit. How to repair human nature? It is to cultivate ten good deeds, and cultivation is a humanitarian achievement.
7) The developed material civilization in the world today is, on the surface, the happiest era in history; But people are busy with the competition for survival, afraid of the destruction of war, and worried about the insatiable greed for the ocean. Spiritually, it can also be said to be the most painful era in history. People are born inexplicably, live helplessly, and finally die inexplicably.
8) The most valuable thing in the world is also the least valuable. The most valuable thing has no price, and wisdom is absolutely priceless; But wisdom is worthless, as the Buddha always said. Fighting for the eyelashes of the empty king, everyone is scrambling to become a Buddha.
9) Which is the way of Jesus, the way of Buddha, the way of Muhammad, the way of Confucius and the way of Laozi? Which lane is big and which lane is small? There is only one reason, but there is an analogy in the Buddhist scriptures, such as the blind touching the elephant, each holding one end. The blind man came to touch the elephant, touched the elephant's ear and thought it was round; When you touch your tail, the elephant is long. Therefore, it is generally said that people blindly touch the image, each holding one end, which is a personal subjective understanding, thinking that this is the Tao, and that is not the Tao.
10) There is no trace of antelope hanging horns, and the east wind is too weak.
1 1) Life should be like this: Confucianism looks at the world with generosity; Think about it in your head and live a leisurely life.
12) I often tell young students that this kind of teaching of Buddhism can never be maintained without keeping pace with the times, and the trend of the world is too strong. For example, I am constantly exposed to new news and data at home and abroad every day, and I have new ideas and ideas every day, and I see that the transformation of human society is too fast. So I said, if the form of religion remains the same, there is no way.
13) When I read the Four Books and Five Classics, I have to memorize them. The children are very happy after school. You push me and I push you while singing. If you study like this, you will keep it in mind and never forget it. When I think of it, I meditate in my heart, and the truth is once again pondered.
14) The Buddha said it was forty-nine years, but he said in the Diamond Sutra that he didn't say a word. This law cannot be said, and there is nothing to say, because everything said will live in the law, and it is wrong to say it. So what the Buddha said, his real dharma, he said he didn't say it, he couldn't say it, he said no, and he didn't when he opened his mouth.
15) Everything in the world has no mutation. Only when we are not smart enough can we understand that some things are sudden. In fact, there is a reason lurking there.
16) This is the best time and the worst time. The contribution of western culture has promoted the development of material civilization, which can be said to be happiness on the surface; Bad means that people are busy with the competition for survival, afraid of the destruction of war and worried about the difficulty of reclamation. Mentally, it is the most painful. Mankind is facing a new crisis.
17) I think today's culture mainly revolves around four things. One is Darwin's theory of evolution, the other is Freud's sexual psychology, the other is Keynes's consumption stimulating production, and the fourth is Marx's Capital. These four samples have been turned over for more than a hundred years, which is unprecedented. In the whole human world, there are many ideological and cultural puzzles, so you should pay attention to them. In fact, consumption stimulating production is the worst economic idea.
The Great Wall of Wan Li is still here today. Who has seen Qin Shihuang?
19) according to my experience, people who study Buddhism and practice monasticism waste more and are lazy. The Buddha told you to be diligent, but you can't. He asked you to do all kinds of evil and good, but you couldn't. It is true that no matter what evil he does, it is not good, because he is lazy! This is a very serious problem, and we must review ourselves.
20) At present, all political and social problems are only ideological problems. As long as the mind is pure, all problems will be solved. We know that the current turmoil in the world is an ideological issue. So when I was talking about philosophy, I said that there are no philosophers in the world today. The so-called philosophy in school is nothing more than studying other people's philosophical thoughts. Especially when writing a paper, copy a paragraph from what Socrates said; What did Confucius say? Copy a section. As a result, I copied their philosophy, and I had nothing. This philosophy is just a diploma! Today's world needs real thoughts, and it needs to integrate ancient and modern Chinese and foreign countries, in order to really produce an idea. However, it's not just China now. This is an era of ideological poverty, and we must give full play to our own culture.
2 1) autumn leaves are piled up in a heap, and they are returned thousands of times after being swept away. Sitting in a leisure place with a smile, let him fall to the ground.
22) Our thoughts and knowledge are acquired pollution. The more pollution there is, the less nature there is in our life.
23) Being a man is very important. Taoists stress the essence. What is the essence? Like I said just now, don't get me wrong. The whole body energy is essence, and essence and god should be integrated.
24) Isn't learning Buddhism to teach all sentient beings? Of course, good people need to use it, and evil people need to spend more. Good people should be cared for, and bad people deserve more pity.
25) A person should be lofty, but some people are trying to pursue lofty, or to flaunt their lofty, so they have to bear pain and sacrifice. Then you don't have to. This is extraordinary. Extraordinary is not the true spirit of self-restraint.
26) So I often tell young students that one must cultivate the ability to enjoy loneliness first, and then you will be almost there, so that you can understand life and experience a higher level of life. This just shows that Hongfu is bored. According to the Buddhist scriptures, a person who studies Buddhism must first observe whether he has initiated alienation, that is to say, he is tired of worldly blessings and alienation. This is the way to learn Buddhism.
You must be well-nourished and have enough rest to study hard. People asked me what I was doing in seclusion! Go to sleep. I slept for seven or eight days as soon as I entered the room, and then I didn't sleep. You will study hard as soon as you sit down. Especially after eleven o'clock in the evening, you must sleep, sleep for a while, and you will be refreshed.
28) We all often hear this sentence? Get carried away? However, according to my personal decades of life experience, I should add another sentence? Frustrated and carried away? . Some people are very nice. When they are proud, everything is handled well and people are polite. But once frustrated, even people don't want to see them. A pair of annoying faces, inferiority complex and various troubles followed, and people completely changed.
29) I hope this love will last for a long time. There is no difference between North and South.
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