An article that tells jokes and laughs until your stomach hurts.

When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I'll read the student number and let's get to know each other, okay?"

"No.0065438 +0!" -"Report teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?" "My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig farm!"

"No.002!" A woman stood up and said, "Mr. Report, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No.003!" -"Report Teacher" I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. ""Who gave you this name? " "It's my dad. He sells pliers. " The teacher took a quick sip of water.

"No.004!" -"Report teacher, my surname is Qu (this word is pronounced" ou "), and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that when she gave birth to me, a computer game exploded. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

"No.005!" -"Report to the teacher, foster mother!" "Ni how call names? ! ""no! " Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is Gan Niang. My father is a winemaker. "The teacher ate a pill.

"No.006!" -"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and I am told to ignore it." "Ni dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! "

"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher is a little shaky.

"No.007!" -"My surname is Jane" (read quickly and pronounce it for the third time. ) This is called construction goods. ""Don't tell me if Jenny's father runs a warehouse. "

"Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

"No.008!" -"Go to hell, teacher!" "What? ! ""I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.

"No.009!" -"Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!"

"no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. " The teacher felt dizzy.

"No.0 0 10/0!" -"teacher. My surname is Gao, my first name. " "My name is Mei" is called Mei Conscience. ""My name is Wu. Called Kate. " "My name is Mao, called Mao Rongrong. "The teacher spilled blood on the spot and fell to the ground."