Wolf's joke story

1, Tutu meets a wolf.

Tutu said: Wolf, you asked me if I was tutu. Ask quickly!

The wolf said, are you a rabbit?

Tutu is very happy: Yes, I am!

Then, Tutu said, Wolf is coming, Wolf is coming! Ask me if I am a giraffe. Ask quickly!

Wolf helpless: OK. Are you a giraffe?

Tutu patted him on the back of the head: you idiot! I told you, I'm Tutu!

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe. Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! ?

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, threw the marijuana behind her and ran with the white rabbit in the forest.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant. Elephant elephant, why did you do something to hurt yourself?

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! ?

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met a lion who was about to kill a poisonous snake.

The white rabbit said to the lion. Lion lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! ?

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: Why did you hit the white rabbit?

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature.

The lion said angrily. This bastard rabbit pulls me every time he eats ecstasy and runs around the forest like an idiot.

3. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked? Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

Boss:? Ah, sorry, not that much?

? I see. . . ? The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

Boss:? I'm sorry, or nothing?

? I see. . . ? The little white rabbit left in frustration again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?

The boss said happily, yes, yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today! ! ?

The little white rabbit took out the money: Great, I want two! ?

4. The white rabbit was walking in the forest, met the wolf and came over. Hey? Gave two big ear stickers to the white rabbit and said? I told you not to wear a hat? .

The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up? Hey? Gave the white rabbit two big mouths again and said? I told you to wear a hat. ?

Tutu is depressed.

After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said? Ok, I see. I'll take care of it. Do you believe in organization? .

On the same day, the tiger found his partner wolf. ? It is wrong of you to do so. It's hard for me. ? Then I wiped the dust off the table: Do you think this will work?

? You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. ?

? Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found a full one, and you said you liked slender ones. What she is looking for is slender, and you said that you are full of hobbies. You can beat her. Well-founded, powerful and temperate. .

The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak.

Unexpectedly, the leadership work above was heard by the little white rabbit weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf.

The wolf said, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat. ?

Tutu said: So, do you want to be fat or thin?

When the wolf heard this, his mood sank and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B, and he added:? Tutu, Mary, find me a woman. ?

Tu Tu asked? So, are you plump or slender?

The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers.

? Shit, I told you not to wear a hat. ?

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them.

The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted.

At this point, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, then tell me where the little white rabbit is.

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