Seeing the homophonic stalk that made me sick, the whole circle of friends laughed.

Seeing the homophonic stalk that made me sick, the whole circle of friends laughed.

I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, and you said everywhere that I had it.

It's time to pick up the garbage.

I said I was starving, and you said everywhere that I was married.

I read a book today, and my friend asked me what it was. I said I'd take a gamble if I met you.

Men are not lustful, so what? Okay, what about you?

I said I couldn't drink, and you said everywhere that I wouldn't live long.

I said I was screwing around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?

Zhuge Liang said to the wind: wind, you blow to the west; The wind said, "You look like a melon. Your whole family is like wax gourd.

Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab …": Boss Crab: You're welcome.

I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

I want to get rich overnight, but I can't control you.

Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals.

I don't even ask out, so what do you ask out? Chapter three of the contract?

Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

Hungry oh had a good stomach, so he had to hold his fist and beat his stomach to help him get hungry.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

If you don't stay up late, what do you do? Ollie gave it to you?

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag. Drill into the soil. It turns out that oysters like mud.

If you don't even reply to my message, then what will you reply to? Sichuan pork?