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Peacock flies southeast (English farce)

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Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).

preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong and fat man.

wifeisWuSong。

(pointing loudly at the door on the stage) I'm I'm I'mnotafraidofyou!

(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I am mafraidofWhom?

My wife is a neighbor. Sheisbraverthanme，

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme。 I don't care about all this.

thanme。 But she didn't! havingawifeliketithisisjustilikelivinthehell！

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my god. Who can help me? (below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with a spatula in an apron): I'm here! what's up

JM: I tell you, you should call me "my most beautiful and elegant place"

Dearest mother-in-law.

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?

JM: Ever since you married me, you have behaved badly. You're dead, so

Lazy.

But ...

JM: Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

All day, cooking and washing clothes. I have thousands of ducks and chickens.

And ...

JM: But all those people who have become grandchildren!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, oh, you want a Granson, don't you? (begins to untie apron) Come on.

Son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)

Act ii

(LM is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

LM: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: mother-in-law iwaskekedoutbymost Beautifully GracefulandDear.

LM (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you about poverty and poverty, but you didn't listen.

Tom. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you, are you really good? and

I will marry the person you want.

LM (exultation): Good girl! Just now, I met the mayor in the market. He said, "If your daughter

I'm not married yet, and I really really want to marry her! "Now you come again, I have to go.

Tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous man next door? (pot in hand)

What does it matter? (below)

Act iii

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Wherearemysocks？

(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here they are! (Smell) Ugh! How smelly! They're still dirty!

(suddenly remembering) lunch has been finished! Myself.

(His stomach seems to growl) Oh, I'm msohungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.

ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears！ Imisshersomuch and herexcellentcookingskill! at present

shehasgone . ihavetocookformymotherandmy。

JM (me): Where is my breakfast? Where's Si Long Cheech? Isn't it?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

JM: Well, to tell you the truth, Johnny, you can't see without a wife. Lunchisanice

Girl, go home!

(salutes at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, hello! Stopandlistentous！

Theroadisbuiltbyme！ (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

B: AndIplantedonetree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to step on a stone, but you step on A's foot.

AB & Give us your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 cent): 1 Mao enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is crazy!

If we can't win today, we won't have tonight!

I heard that your son will go to China next month.

robthewedding！

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Have lunch together and get married? This is impossible!

AB & C: Why? Aprettygirlandarichman, what a nice couple!

j:but lunch ism my life！ We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I'm I'vegotanidea! What are you doing, right? What the hell

with you . youtakthemoneyandtaketherbride。

Do you have any work experience?

J: no. But I don't like this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

ABC&, hello! Stopandlistentous！

A: Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B: AndIplantedonetree.

C: If you want to togobythisstreet-

Give us your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(MS is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): Hello, you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with MS, and JM knocks MS out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L and asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): Ihurtalot!

Stop joking, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Waitforme! (Running downward)

(music CanYouCelebrate)