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Who can tell an interesting joke?

1, when I got up in the morning, my husband turned over, and the quilt wrapped him up and rolled him up several times.

I looked at him who continued to sleep and felt very cute, like a sushi to be cut.

Then he wrapped this big one in the middle with a belt and went to work.

When I came back at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I saw my husband still lying in bed. It was the shape of sushi to be cut in the morning, but he looked at me from different angles.

He said: Hungry for a day is not the key. It's not the key to turn off the air conditioner when you leave and heat him to death. Explaining that you didn't go to work the next day and didn't answer the phone is not the key.

The point is: the wardrobe is directly opposite the bed, and he feels embarrassed and funny when he looks at himself in the mirror. I didn't hold back when I laughed. . . .