Who can tell me an instant joke?

I ran five places yesterday, and I was exhausted.

Go home for dinner, 1 1 and lie in bed with backache.

Let my wife tickle me with her feet and rub me with her legs, but she just doesn't want to move.

But I may be too tired to sleep. 12, I took my mobile phone and looked at the time screen.

Immediately, a bitter voice floated over: You would rather play with your mobile phone than me. ...