Listen to the jokes that can be sprayed.

1. A recruit practiced lurking in a big tree, which unfortunately led to tragedy. The thing is this: while he was lurking in the tree, two squirrels climbed in along his trouser legs. Only one person said, "Boss, here are two walnuts. Let's eat one by one! " ! ! "

One day three dead people were taken to the hospital.

The doctor asked, why did everyone laugh to death?

The nurse replied: The first man was so excited because he won 5 million!

The second man died of joy and sorrow!

The doctor asked again, how did the third person die?

The nurse said that the third man died while picking apples on a rainy night?

The doctor doesn't understand: how can you laugh to death when picking apples?

The nurse replied: Suddenly there was a flash of lightning in the sky! He thinks someone is taking pictures of him. Classic library, hope to adopt, thank you!