Kneeling for a few small jokes, which are extremely funny, are told to children aged 13.438+04, instead of yellow violence, for tomorrow! thank you

You: "Coming!"

Mom: "Come out for dinner!" " "

You: "Coming!"

You: "Yes, where's the food?"

Mom: "almost ready!" "

You: "..."

2. Teacher: "If you are compared to a beautiful flower, what can the teacher compare?"

Student: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Think again, who is walking around the flowers with scissors?"

Student: "I see, it's a flower thief."

Just now on the bus, an old man next to me stared at me for a long time.

Suddenly said to me: "young man, look at your face, you should weigh 80 pounds!" " "

I was shocked at that time! I said, "Grandpa, you are so accurate. Would you please help me look at this year's fortune? "

Grandpa replied, "Look at you! You stepped on my foot! "