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A joke about being arrested
Fan Shi's two men hurried back to Liangshan to ask Song Jiang for help. Finally, with the help of Song Jiang, Fan Shi was saved. Therefore, Fan Shi was killed not because he stole a chicken, but because he was infected with a disease called intestinal dysentery after eating the chicken. The disease was incurable at that time, and the patient would have a stomachache until he died. Therefore, Fan Shi may have contracted this disease by eating this chicken.
The fleas on the drums were not only famous at that time, but also called "holy thieves" all the time. The name "Saint Thief" is not a rumor. At that time, it can be said that as long as he wants, he can usually steal it. At a big party, Liangshan moved and made a scene in Daming Mansion. The well-guarded Daming Mansion was like nobody's business because of the move.
But after all, as the old saying goes, there is no reason not to wet your shoes when walking by the river. Even the "thief" who moved from time to time ended up in the hands of a rooster. Although this is a joke, it also tells us that even a "thief" will not come to a good end, so we should take the right path and not steal.
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