Can someone tell me a joke? be in a bad mood .....

On the day when the woman entered the bridal chamber, she put her shoes away early. When the man took off his shoes and went to the kang, the woman stepped on the man's shoes with her feet. The man looked at it and said with a smile, "Hehe" is quite superstitious. The woman said seriously, my mother said, stepping on a man's shoes, I will never be angry with a man all my life. The man said, as my mother also said, a woman stepped on a man's shoes, which was a lifetime of suffering with a man.

Women began to try to control men, starting from the little things in life and ordering men to empty urinals, which men did. Women are in charge of the crops in the field, and men are in charge of what they plant. Women in the neighborhood say stay close to anyone and stay away from anyone, and men listen to women. The man was chatting with others, and the woman called the man like a cow led by the nose and went back.

A man was drinking with someone, and a woman was dragged into the house by the ear. Someone dared a man and a woman not to fight for three days, so they went home to uncover tiles. You are also a man, how can you make a woman unmanly? If it were my woman, I would pat the soles of her feet. The man said unhurriedly, Call you a woman, and I'll whip her shoes. That man is in a hurry. Do you know a good word? The old monk has never seen a woman in his life! Not like your father, afraid of his wife!

When the villagers have another big discussion, as soon as the men appear, people say, you can't decide this big discussion, please invite your woman. The man really called the woman.

Women feel proud that they can control men until one day they talk about their mother-in-law in men's ears. The man blushed and shouted, want to know why I didn't hit you? Because of my mother. My mother's life is not easy. My father has a bad temper and is a little unhappy. As soon as he opens his mouth, he scolds and raises his hand. Father broke a stick with his thick arm and broke a chair. My mother stayed up all her life for our children. Every time I see my mother being beaten, I swear that if I marry a woman, I will never stab him. It's not that I'm afraid of you, but that I can't forget what my mother said. She said that women were hurt by men, not beaten by men.

The woman was shocked. She didn't expect men to be so broad-minded.

When men are outside, they will chat and drink with others. When a woman doesn't shout or pull her ears, she sometimes hands him a bowl of water. Someone asked a man how he trained. The man solemnly said: the woman who hit is convinced, and the woman who hurt is convinced.

After reading it, did you learn that simple truth from it?

I wish all the mothers and dear women in the world ... happiness and happiness.

No jokes, only blessings.