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Napoleon had a famous saying about his height?
I admit that I am short, but if you laugh at me, I will cut off your head to shorten the gap between us.
I remember telling this sentence to my deskmate. He patted the table and shouted, "Wonderful! This sentence is the best. I admit that I am ugly, but if you laugh at me, I will let you take a bath with concentrated sulfuric acid ... "This sentence is really easy to remember. But we haven't heard of him narrowing the gap in this way.
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