Please help me find some super funny jokes ~ ~

One night, a wolf was looking for food. He walked near a farm yard and heard a child crying in the house, crying badly. Then he heard his mother say. Don't cry, cry. You throw it out like a wolf.

The wolf is very happy. Just wait at the door. He heard the child still crying. Mom is still there; You are crying. You throw it to the wolves. . . . .

The wolf is waiting there. Wait until dawn. The wolf left sadly, the wolf said; Women are liars.