China jokes 15 words

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)