Ask girlfriend QQ personality signature .. be funny.

1, I'm not angry. Not that I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid you'll be afraid of me if I light the fire.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

I didn't even wear underwear to go out with you.

4. Sister's signature is not name, but pride.

Snoopy told me that underwear was invented by Edison.

6. Please don't challenge Tencent's blacklist with your personality.

7. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

8. Others have backgrounds, and I only have backgrounds.

9. Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent.

10. When I was unhappy, I took a needle to the supermarket to poke a condom.

1 1, God sent me a task to take a snail for a walk.

12, we walk so fast that our souls can't keep up. ....

13, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

14, flat chest and aojiao are both national and provincial fabrics.

15, sorry. My heartbreak has stained your place.

16, I don't swear. Because I have better hands-on ability.

17, I feel dizzy by boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

18, I enjoy a moment of blank in my brain every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

19. Go to the nightclub by bike, which saves money. It costs money ~

A. looks are not important, but ugly looks are important.

When I see a dog now, I am used to calling it Wang Cai.

C. I'm not sure if I want to go back, but the chances of going back are too high ...

D. don't lift yourself so high, or you will fall and die.

E. people don't want skin, and the world is invincible. .....

F. My coffin is clamshell-shaped. What type are you?

G. looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

H. Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: Be careful of traffic accidents in cold weather.

First, beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

J, you're dressed like this Are you dissatisfied with the world?

K. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

Length "The left brain is water and the right brain is flour. It will paste if you don't move. " ...

How about the appearance of meter? Just ask people to mop their clothes and pants.

I didn't eat bread rolls. I was lonely.

Take the bus when you are in a bad mood and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

You say you love me, but you want to leave me. Do you think you are farting?

Monks in the Tang Dynasty were just monkeys.

I know, my own behavior ... at best, it's shameless, at worst, it's shameless.

I'm still happy that there are two people on Valentine's Day.

Girl, give me happiness. If not, I will give you a happy one.

If you mess with me again, I will let you die rhythmically. This is no joke. I'm really not kidding.

Take a circle to touch, and a vicious circle is formed.

Madame Curie was also afraid to stay at home-

When I was scolded by my mother, I just felt that she was not at ease with my singing.

Mei said, "I kept these shoes not to remember anything, but to remind myself not to be so stupid in the future."

╘ > Men and women are walking hand in hand in the street, while I am holding a dog.

Sadako heard the liar say that the bald man had a ponytail.

Sugar-coated haws are not pretty at all, just a bunch.

I am his spouse, but her secret spouse's birthday is not mine!

Ten years of life and death are boundless, I don't think about it, I will never forget it, and there is nowhere to talk in the lonely grave, and I have no words and tears! I hit the nail on the head then, so now I'm cursed by God.

I gave you my mobile phone number, but I still don't understand my mind ~ from time to time, if you have nothing to do, just give me a ten-dollar and twenty-dollar bill!

When someone pretends to be cool, I always bow my head. I didn't cultivate well, I looked for bricks. ....

Hypocrisy is my nature, and lying is my specialty.

The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

You are my Omura, but I am not your fragrance.

You can't judge a book by its cover. The mistress cannot be shaken.

The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

It is said that time is the best teacher, but in the end he killed all the students.

I stood on the edge of the cliff and jumped with a splash. I'm awake. So I was dreaming.

* I stopped on the emotional road, and my mother said that my legs and feet were not good.

-3- Honey, if you are unhappy, tell me to be happy.

The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, and the deaf got a fright. Camels come forward and lame people fly.

I was lying in a coffin. Then get up and bury yourself. . (—.—! )

The six stupidest words in the world are I love you and I'm sorry.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

No one has died in life since ancient times. Die early, die late.

The weather is getting colder. Don't forget to put on the cassock when you go out!

Riding a couple, wearing wolves and sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans.

╰つBurn The newspaper is in the cemetery. You're kidding.

20 10 blowing in the wind, so 20 1 1 is even crazier.

Don't tell me you don't have any change. You don't have all the money.

Do you believe I slapped you? Please don't be on a tree, you can't dig it!

Life = class is over. School is over. Vacation. Graduation ceremony. Mix thoroughly. Regret. Dead.

Q: How did you spend Valentine's Day yesterday? A: I am very sad.

I opened my eyes and found that you are a shemale.

Love at first sight, without saying anything, groping around in the middle of the night, five-star hotel, room 6, seven black and eight open clothes, nine hours, very refreshing

I don't want the wind to shock the world, but I want to blame the world.

I don't want to hack you, I just want to see when you and her can show off in an ostentatious manner!

Walking to the door, a dog barked at me twice. . I just remembered that you would come in the morning. Let me go with you to get it!

This girl, wearing cool clothes, looks really depressed.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

There is nothing I don't want, only what I can't get.

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet, or is the ass not reserved?

Men are lascivious ... heroic ... men are not lascivious ... pure fiction. ..

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

Perhaps, I am nothing in your heart. But you are nothing to me.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

It was a lonely night, listening to some hurt songs.

If your wife and your lover fall into the water at the same time, are you looking for plump or petite? I can't find anyone who can't swim. '

I am going to get my hair cut. I twisted my neck when I dumped my bangs.

I am a geek, looking for a wonderful flower.

Clowns also cry, but they are afraid of ruining their makeup.

I think on Valentine's Day, I want to rent a rocket to send all the bachelors into space.

Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day. Success depends on the memorial service.

I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

""Please don't hang yourself on a tree. Try the next few trees first.

There is a lot of grass in the sea. Why not go to Jieyang to look for it? Jieyang beauty has good temperament and quality.

That man, you, is the second man besides my father that I thought I would cherish all my life.

The story of the wolf coming tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

Life is like a super girl, and all the men who come to the end are pure men.

I didn't intend to come back alive when I came into this world!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

If women are like clothes, that girl is a brand you can't afford to wear.

I really want to grow taller, but I'm afraid of heights.

How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV!

You're not my Paris olaya. You don't deserve it!

If you don't keep your word, you are a wandering rabbit.

It doesn't matter if your mind is empty. The important thing is not to get into the water. .

℡ Don't help me, I'm not drunk, I won't obey anyone, so I'll hold the wall,+-+-

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and reading should be pursued!

Goodbye, my friend. Goodbye, my friend. Bye, bye, bye. . .

Why do women always paint a layer of dark circles on the basis of their dark circles ... offer flowers, understand?

Don't think about death, or it will turn to stone.

You really wasted a sneaky face.

I told my mother a cold joke that day, and then she threw away my refrigerator.

Slipped by a banana peel, stand up and keep stepping on it, and it won't slip if you step on it.

Look on the bright side, brother. Don't complain that there is no beef in beef noodles, and there is no wife in the old lady's cake! Hey hey.

-I don't care if you love me. There are many beautiful women in the world, and no one is gentler than you.

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

I really want to put on my size 36 shoes, Pia, and your size 42 face-

Don't play with me, because I am more buried than you.

Crayon Shinchan is lovelorn. Cherry Maruko fell in love with Altman.

Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

Every love key can open an anus.

Falling in love with you doesn't need a reason. Do you understand or not?

The hardest sweat is always hidden behind time.

The most instantaneous feeling will always lose to what you want.

The easiest happiness is always the most difficult to manage.

Due to mental illness, the whole person's spirit is much _ _ _ _ _,

Once a little brother came to me and said, "Sister, you are so beautiful." I slapped him twice and said, "Isn't that nonsense?"

People can't be too square or too round, one will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

Sometimes I really feel that God treats me well. Without Altman, I will definitely make up my robot cat.

The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

Love is like farting. You can hear it, smell it and see it.

That girl is dressed so cool that she looks really ruined.

You are like a vase. You will never be heartless. You can only be a decoration.

Women are tolerant of those who like themselves, while men are pitiful of those who like themselves.

I will have an ID card in a few days, and I will have a position in the temple.

I wish you, get married and have children as soon as possible ~ send me a red envelope after the Chinese New Year ~

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring! ! !

The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins!

It's easy to get cold when the wind is rustling. As soon as the children leave. Play games. .

There is an interesting personality sign north of the Tropic of Cancer: ℡ Don't help me, I despise those annoying people who are not drunk. ....

Young man, don't be too arrogant. It's no use.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. I can have you, but you can't grow too much. Shopping like that will steal my thunder. ..

Wukong, catch a demon for master to play with.

Women are made of water, and the sun has dried.

Cool, what are you pretending to be pure with Mengniu?

I saw a woman yesterday and her eyes still hurt.

I didn't expect time to be such a wonderful thing. It is even more magical than mystery ...

I see you are old and young, running around in crossed pants.

-"There is no truth in the world that can cheat five dollars.

Look, there are five big characters floating in the sky. What is this?

Busy dying or busy living, I think I have a third choice: busy waiting for death.

I have a little hedgehog, and I never ride it .. ~

I sneezed today, and one of them, dear, didn't want me very much.

Once upon a time, there was a popsicle walking in the sun, and it disappeared when it walked.

Fuck you, don't you dare ignore me. I sing (nervously) downstairs in your house at night.

The present era belongs to us, the children of the future and the last grandchildren.

CC-Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes.

On a whim, I used my photo as a computer desktop, and then the computer was poisoned.

I'm embarrassed to pull the moon to watch me take a shower.

Like 80% men, I want to be a bitch.

Like 80% men, I want to be a bitch. Like 80% men, I want to be a bitch.

How nice it is to be single outside ... I'm not afraid of killing people.

I always dreamed that one day when I was about to close the door, someone would come and stab me with a knife.

The law should clearly stipulate that it is illegal to write a composition on such a sunny day.

Did you hear that goldfish went bankrupt? It's tong yu now!

The only regret in my life is that I didn't ... kill you.

I've been keeping a low profile, but we have to give you applause and scream.

Even if you cry, you will cry more rhythmically than others.

Zhu, you can't turn over. You hit a tree. ...

Riding on a tree, the shape is still cool!

Are you dressed like this because you don't have the world?

Damn it, the teacher has deviated from the old path.

Ceng Xiaoxian is a good man.

Isn't chasing you just to make you fall in love with me

The fattest time is the happiest, but the thinnest time is the most painful. It's just that I'm happy now. But I have never felt pain.

Be handsome and die quickly; Be ugly and live long. I must be long live! What about you? The former flowers, the latter throw eggs.