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Chang is in urgent need of a secretary.
1, it is said that I often accidentally let my brother's pet go to the West, and my heart is quite uncomfortable. The brothers booed again, but they couldn't explain it, so they had to make up a lie, which made both sides unhappy. Chang tried to win back a brother's heart, but he got nothing. Every day, he listened to a senior brother chanting something, thinking that it was time, he asked a senior brother to understand. Soon, I often hit the road.
The street is crowded with people, but unfortunately there are not many warm-hearted people. After several trials and tribulations, I finally found a bookstore and went in.
"Boss, did you sell anything?" Aaron asked while looking at the bookshelf.
"Here are the Book of Songs, Buddhist Scriptures, Finance and Economics, Sanzi Scriptures and so on. I don't know which one you are talking about? " Dude smiled.
"Oh, please show me the book" Amethyst "."Hopeful Chang accepted the book handed over by the man. After a cursory look, none of the illustrations mentioned by my senior brothers are ghosts and gods, and I feel a little lost.
"Do you have Saint Amethyst Pictorial?" Chang handed the book back and glanced at the bookshelf again.
The shopkeeper paused and asked with a smile, "huh?" ! Interesting, what illustration? "
Aaron looked up and thought for a moment.
"It seems to be strange things like ghosts and souls."
"You don't mean Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio!" The clerk was a little impatient and picked up the duster and slapped it around.
"No, it must not be. It seems to be something! " Often answered decisively.
"No."With a straight face, the man didn't listen to her say another word, so he gave the marching orders.
Chang walked out of the store with grievances, looked around and came back disappointed.
"What should I do? What should I do? "
She thought to herself, before she realized it, she wandered to a bookstall and her eyes lit up.
"Have you ever painted the three classics of strange beasts?" Chang leaned forward.
"Yes, yes! Well ... look! " The peddler excitedly pulled out four small books from the pile of books and waved them in the air.
Chang took a small notebook, opened it, straightened up and suddenly looked very happy.
The peddler gave her a look and said happily, "This is really a good book. I don't know how many times I turned it over when I was a child, and there was a sphinx on it! Four "Shan Hai Jing", eighty articles. "
Without thinking, Chang counted out eighty essays and handed them to him. He took the four little books, wrapped them in cloth and flew to call an elder brother.
Ever since Chang inquired about Shan Hai Jing from Xunge, Chang has been thinking about when to get Shan Hai Jing.
Recently, her parents' family held a happy event and was often invited back to entertain. Chang thought: Can you take this opportunity to buy the "Three Hums Classics"? So, I said goodbye and went home.
Chang's home is far from Xun's brother, and it takes a long time to walk. Why don't you go by car? It costs money. Chang had to walk in order to save money for books.
This exhausted her. As soon as she got home, she went to bed.
At 9 o'clock the next day, Chang got up. She was awakened by the noise of planning the wedding. After saying congratulations, she went out and said that she hadn't come back for a long time and went for a walk. Actually, she went to buy books. Because she has no knowledge and has never paid attention to books, she thinks that if she tells them to buy books herself, it will definitely be regarded as a joke.
When he walks into the street, he often finds that he doesn't know where the bookstore is. Maybe I didn't notice it at ordinary times. Chang casually asked a person: "fellow villager!" How to get to the bookstore here? "
The man replied, "Oh! You go straight there, and then ... "
Chang was confused and said, "this-can you say it again?" Thank you! "
That man is also very accommodating, and I really said it again. Chang is also very grateful to him.
When I arrive at the bookstore door, I often see the door closed tightly and there is a piece of paper in front. I don't know what to write. The newspaper said: Our shop has been closed for two weeks. I hope you will forgive me if you want to buy it! )
Chang left, but he couldn't get through after all. He gritted his teeth and said to himself, "Even if you go to other villages to buy books today, you have to buy them."
Because there is only one bookstore in this village, and it is closed. So I often really went to other villages to buy it. The road to other villages is not far, just over a mountain. But this is really difficult for Chang.
It's noon now, and Adi is climbing the mountain against the sun. When we reached the top of the mountain, it suddenly rained heavily. Chang wants to take shelter from the rain under a big tree, but there is a dog lying under it. Because of the rain, Chang stepped on the dog's tail, causing the dog to bark, jump and run wildly. Chang also started to run, but it was too slippery. Chang is a short trip and a long regret! With a swish, she fell straight down. The grass and gravel along the way and her clothes were torn, but the dog stopped chasing. I really don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.
I often get news of the bookstore as soon as I get to the foot of the mountain, and I find it soon.
When he arrived at the bookstore, the boss asked Chang what books he wanted. Chang touched his head and said, "This is called the Three Classics, and there are pictures in it." The boss listened inexplicably: "What, is it Saint Amethyst?" ? There are pictures in it. "Chang can't remember the title of the book, but she knows it's not Saint Amethyst. Therefore, the boss is often asked to move all the books out, and he also said that he would give the boss five pence more. The boss is naturally willing.
I went through it for a long time, about two hours. Chang finally found the Classic of Mountains and Seas, because he heard from a senior brother that there were beasts, hydras and so on. After paying the money, Chang walked happily on his way home. When he got home, it was already 6 pm.
Everyone thought Chang met a bandit because Chang looked embarrassed. This new blue shirt is for the wedding, but it is badly worn, but she doesn't mind.
After the wedding, she rushed to Xun's house overnight. ...
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