Ancient jokes are too short.

You said you didn't like women walking around the Jianghu with swords, so I resolutely abandoned the double swords and took a dancing fan to cultivate a cloud dress alone.

You said you like virtuous women, so I restrained my temper and tried to be what you wanted.

You said you didn't like women who couldn't embroider. I found needles and threads that I had never touched before, leaving countless traces of needle injuries on my hands.

Later, I can do a bloody dance.

Later, I became dignified and virtuous.

Later, many sisters asked me how to embroider.

I think I can stand beside you now.

But you met her.

She pointed her sword at the Jianghu and vowed never to repair Yunshang again.

She casually patted you on the shoulder and called you brother.

When she sees a needle and thread, she gets a headache. When she gets upset, she throws it aside.

However, you married her in red makeup. Spoiled her.

Finally, I understand that I have never lacked anything, and how powerless and ridiculous my change is.

From beginning to end, all I lack is your love.

There is also a male version:

You said you didn't like men's reticence, so I resolutely shared a psychic book, specializing in Tai Chi spells. You said you like a man who is as gentle as jade, so I put aside all other thoughts and stared at you with a beautiful smile. You say you don't like a man who is alone and ignores outsiders, so I give the evil spirits a cold shoulder and propose a toast to others. Later, I was in high spirits and pointed to the sky. Later, I became elegant and chic. Later, the world respected me for being chivalrous, friendly and friendly. I thought I could let you live in Chang 'an forever. But you met him. He doesn't like words to kill people like hemp, and there is no sorrow or joy. He is not shocked by honor and disgrace, and he has never cared about your safety. He was covered with blood, and the shadow killed his soul. But you are deeply involved, and you will not marry unless you are a gentleman. I finally understand that the so-called change is a joke. I am by your side, but I am not in your eyes. He is in your heart, although he never has you in his eyes.