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If we put Gao Qiu's skills in the Water Margin into the present, can the national football team still be saved?
As for how good Gao Qiu is, we can only know a thing or two from his name. You know, Gao Qiu's original name is not Gao Qiu, but Gao. People don't care what his name is anymore, because everyone knows that he plays Cuju very well (Cuju was a football in the Song Dynasty), so he is simply called Gao Qiu, which means ball. Later, after he became a big official, he changed his name to Gao Qiu.
Gao Qiu's skill is recorded in history. History books say that he is good at carrying the ball, and it seems to stick to him, turning round and round, and no one can take it away; History books also say that he is good at breaking through, because he runs fast, has martial arts skills and can collide, and ordinary people can't stop him at all; History books also say that he is good at shooting. The goal of Cuju in Song Dynasty was as big as that of basketball frame, and his shooting was more accurate than archery. In addition, he has several stunts, such as "Yuanyang Guai", which is to jump high in the crowd and pass the ball with the lateral ankles of his left and right feet with great accuracy.
This skill is simply dead, right? This is a combination of Messi, Zidane and Carlos. If there is such a first place, it is estimated that the national football team can win by playing ten dogs on the field.
Of course, this is just a joke. After all, golf cannot be resurrected, and football is not as simple as talking about it. Chatting after dinner can only be a daydream.
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