What are the idioms, Spring Festival couplets, new words and jokes in the Year of the Rabbit?

The first part: all the best, the second part is auspicious: every family is happy and healthy forever; The four seasons are thriving.

The first part: welcome the new year, the mountains and rivers are brilliant, and the second part: resign from the old year, things are different, and the horizontal approval: spring is full.

The first part: add a few happy endings in the old year: approve by going up a flight of stairs in the new year: bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.

The first part: the east wind turns to rain, the mountains are green and the water is green, and the second part: the policy turns around everywhere, and the spring breeze turns to rain.

The first part: The song of the earth is called Cai Yun, and the second part: all loves, which can't be shut up.

Part I: Spring Blossoms Part II: Fu Lin Yard Four Seasons Changping: Celebrating the Spring Festival

The first part: the essence of the century: the new cross section of the country in the past dynasties: Vientiane renewal

The first part: Happy life in the treasure land for thousands of years, and the second part: All the best for the Fu family: Welcome the New Year.

The first part: smooth sailing and good year after year; Part two: all the best; A better life; Cross-approval: Good luck.

Part I: Good luck all the year round Part II: When treasures from all directions enter the house, everything goes well at home.

At sunrise, flowers in the river are better than fire, and in spring, the river is as green as blue.

Spring has come, the earth is full of flowers, and everything is beautiful.

Heshunmen is blessed and safe, and a word is precious.

Spring is always full of flowers all year round: welcome the new year.

Eternal years, contemporary beauty, eternal rivers and mountains, new criticism: Vientiane renewal

Living happily in the treasure land for thousands of years, Wang Fu took care of everything at home: welcoming the New Year.

Good luck every year, all the best, step by step, horizontal approval: good luck.

After a hundred years of revival, the mountains and rivers are peaceful.

Spring rain moistens everything, red berries are embroidered little by little, and Qianshan is horizontal: spring is full.

Get rid of the old habits, stress the four beauties, and cultivate a new style: farewell the old and welcome the new.

All corners of the country * * * Qian Shan is full of water, and Qianshan is glorious.

Smooth sailing, all the best, and good luck.

Magnificent mountains and rivers are colorful, civilized countries are surging, and mountains and rivers are magnificent.

Wealth is booming, life is booming, and there is a cross-approval: welcome the spring to receive happiness.

Wealth, fortune, luck, family prosperity, career prosperity, cross-recognition: beaming.

Money is everywhere, winter has passed and spring has come.

Laughter and laughter: He Xinchun gathers together to welcome the Spring Festival.

With the arrival of spring, financial resources are rolling in, filled with happiness and blessings.

Spring breeze enters happiness, wealth enters family, and years are renewed.

Universiade, Universiade, Universiade, New Year, New Music, New Century: All the best.

The right time, the right place and the right people, the treasure of Kyushu in the world: the financial resources are constant.

Rich, rich, radiant, and all your wishes come true.

Heaven and earth and their families add wealth, peace and contentment, and people are blessed: peace in all seasons.

Spring returns to the earth, the world is warm and blessed, and China is happy.

Good luck inside and outside peace, family happiness and financial resources: good luck.

Every day, the financial resources are abundant, and every year, Fulu approves with the spring: Happy New Year.

Welcome happiness, welcome the spring day, welcome wealth, receive wealth, receive happiness, and receive peace: good luck, all the best.

Create a great cause, prosper the Millennium, show great ambitions, and re-evaluate the glory: show great ambitions

Smooth sailing every year, all the best, step by step, horizontal approval: five blessings

The people are safe and rich, the weather is good, and the New Year is good.

Intensive cultivation, good harvest, diligent housekeeping for many years, horizontal criticism: strengthening the country and enriching the people

Strive for strength, get rich through hard work and build a well-off society.

Celebrate the festive season and celebrate the Spring Festival with colorful lanterns: family happiness.

Welcome the new year, all the best, and Hongfu will rise step by step.

Everything goes well, everything goes well, everything goes well, everything goes well. Cross Approval: five blessings

Heshun Family Fun: Celebrate the Spring Festival.

In winter, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and Momoka overflows. Crosscutting: Happy New Year.

In spring, the world is full of songs and bursts of happiness. The first to cheer was Five Blessingg Hayes.

Spring blossoms in the world, and the four seasons are always on the scene: celebrate the Spring Festival.

Beautiful spring, beautiful mountains and rivers, splendid china, soaring motherland, evergreen: magnificent mountains and rivers.

Idiom:

The white rabbit at the east gate of Chiwu is moving like a rabbit, waiting for the rabbit to forget its hoof. The east rabbit in the corner of Saiwu Ghost Cat Rabbit is crying, and the rabbit is cooking the dog. The rabbit cares about the dog. The rabbit is dead.

Joke:

1. One day, a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the forest. After that, the bear asked the rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The rabbit said, "Don't drop it." So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass. ...

The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: shh ... don't make any noise, watch me trip. ...

A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit is very strong) and then ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses, read the newspaper and pretended that nothing had happened. At this time, the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree. He asked, "Have you seen a rabbit run by?" The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit harass the wolf?" "The wolf shouted," no way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. " The rabbit looked at it without expression. "Also, in summer, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, and went home without catching anything.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!