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Let's talk about it when I lose weight.

1. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I lose weight.

When I have beautiful long curly hair and lose weight, I may have a cool short hair. Sometimes I really don't want to be a girl, and I don't like my indecisive personality.

When I lose weight, I will definitely buy everything I want to eat.

When I get rich and lose weight, I'll make up a random number and find a doctor to tie a promise for a long time.

When I lose weight, I really want to be such a girl. The first step is to cut my hair short.

6. When I lose weight, I want to eat delicious food. I want to eat fish, shrimp and skewers grilled in hot pot. It's good to treat yourself once in a while, not to mention eating regularly.

7. zijunmao, wait for me to slim down and chase you ~ hahahaha ~

8. I want to buy a lot of beautiful clothes after giving birth, provided that I lose weight quickly.

9. Uniqlo's floral dress is waiting for me. I'll take you home when I lose weight!

10.20xx has been busy for a year, and everything is fine except that I am not thin! I hope 20 19 is still busy, but next year, I must ... stop talking and wait for my action.

1 1. Let's meet again when I lose weight. Fat people are not worthy of love.

12. Don't lose weight at once, and you must keep exercising, and you must keep exercising.

13. I'm going to grow aloe, which I can eat when I lose weight. When I lose weight and feel good, I can raise some fish. Goldfish never seem to die in a fish tank.

14. My happiness source series is going to break down. I gained a lot of weight. Wait till I lose weight.

15. When I lose ten catties and twenty catties, I will blind your titanium dog eyes!

16. When I lost weight, 19. How was the date? I always want to meet you, and I will love you more and more every day.

17. Ah, I was thinking when I was eating the cake just now. After I lose ten pounds, I must chew a bag of Shaqima casually. As a result, when I went to the supermarket to buy milk, I suddenly lost my mind. When I came out, I already had a bag of Shaqima in my hand.

18. When I lose weight, I must be a fairy.

19. I told the male ticket that I wouldn't marry me unless I was 20 pounds thinner. I started punching in today. I can only lose weight successfully, not fail.

20. I finally have hot pot. When I lose weight, I will be a hero again.

2 1. Everyone says I'm fat. When I lose weight, I will be the man you can't have!

22. You like girls with long hair. I got my last haircut. I'll come to see you when I lose weight. Thank you for letting me know you in June, 2000 16.

23. I will love you until I lose weight. I've told you a hundred times, just a little.

Take stock of the mood of fitness dieters and talk about collection (4 1)

Take stock of the feelings of people who lose weight after fitness. Say the first 1. When you are thin and beautiful, you will find that your life is just like hanging up.

I have eaten very little recently. Although eating less will make me uncomfortable, it doesn't matter. Eating less can at least make me thinner. After all, eating too much makes me uncomfortable.

Just because someone said, "You look thin", I ate coffee crispy ice cream all summer and finally found my soul mate.

Don't think that others are born with good figure and beauty, but you can stick to it if you don't work hard enough.

5. After slimming down, I bring my own flash, and there are more and more friends and more peach blossoms around me.

6. I really don't understand my constitution. I gained more than ten kilograms in winter. I lost ten pounds in summer.

7. The reason for losing weight is that you love yourself too much. If you lose a little weight, you will feel sorry for yourself.

8. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

9. I tell you, when you sit down or bend over, you don't feel a belly. It's really good!

10.25 is very tired, but it is still very strong outside. The first thing to do when I go home is to lock the door and hold myself for a while and get thinner and thinner.

1 1. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

12. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

13. You can wear a beautiful little skirt if you are thin.

14. I got up in the morning and weighed myself. Is it really because I lost weight?

15. I lost weight successfully for the nth time. I've been working too hard recently. I need a barbecue to make up for it!

16. How much cosmetics can you save by losing a small face?

17. At the peak of my life, I lost XX Jin.

18. Women are just ~ you become beautiful, thin and excellent. People you like may not like you, but more and more people like you, so we must be beautiful for ourselves, not for others.

19. I want what I want, I want what I want. I can't have both, so I left.

20. He is as thin as Bai.

2 1. A little phased "task" will reach an ideal weight loss speed.

Take stock of the feelings of people who have lost weight after fitness. Talk about the second article. Never underestimate the charm of a thin fat girl!

23. You lose weight when you are full. The track of slimming is the trace of hard work!

24. Please cherish the fat people around you. It is possible that they are all potential stocks after losing weight, and I am one of them.

25. Don't be fooled by sugar-free zero fat.

26. She is much taller than when she first went to school, and she is as thin as thin garlic moss.

27. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

28. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

29. The coexistence of face value and weight is really a mixed story.

30. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

3 1. Why is my collarbone so beautiful?

32. I used to be fat, but now I finally have the body I want, and the dream of size S has finally come true.

33. It's good to be thin. A good mood can cure everything, so can self-discipline. I have lost nearly 50 pounds.

34. Happy, I shed tears of happiness at 90 pounds.

35. This is probably the pressure of life. I lost 20 pounds unconsciously, which made me feel that it was quite easy to lose 20 pounds of meat!

I haven't weighed myself for a month. As soon as I went to weighing scale in the morning, the scale asked me, "Are you xx himself?" I lost so much meat at once!

37. From 145 kg to 122 kg now, I thought about giving up during this time, and I feel that my sweat has dried up for several years! Let me show you my achievements today!

38. Once I found myself a little thinner, I couldn't help but want to eat something to celebrate, so I was still chubby.

39. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

40. No one can make this decision for you. You need to make your own decisions.

4 1. I feel thin when I sweat a little. For example, sitting there watching TV in summer makes you feel thin.

If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face grow?

1. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that there are people running.

The withering of a flower can't ruin the whole spring, and a setback can't ruin a lifetime.

The most beautiful starlight will be seen in the darkest night, and so will life.

Sometimes, the hardest decision we make will eventually become the best thing we have ever done.

If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.

6. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

7. Your parents are still working hard for you, which is why you are working hard.

No matter how difficult today is, we must firmly believe that there is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

10. No one will pay for your future. You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

1 1. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

12. No one can let you lose unless you don't want to win.

13. Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

14. You have to force yourself to become better, because many bitches behind you are waiting to see your jokes.

15. In class, the professor asked us what is the first peak in the world? Everyone laughed and said Everest together. The professor then asked what was the name of the second highest mountain in the world. This time, everyone stopped talking. The professor wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Second is no different from being unknown.

16. Face the sun bravely, and the shadow is naturally behind you.

17. People who are worse than you haven't given up, and people who are better than you are still working hard, so you are not qualified to say that you are powerless.

18. If you have a dream, don't be afraid of pain. Don't stop if you want to win!

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

When you stop, don't forget that others are still running behind. When you give up, don't forget that others are right in front of you, only one step away.

35 classic quotations of inspirational weight loss _ Don't do your hair before losing weight.

1, don't buy new clothes until you lose weight!

2, a fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

3. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

5, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

6, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.

7. In summer, you like to wear tightly wrapped clothes and sweat in the scorching sun?

8. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? Yidian market network

9, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, at most it is auxiliary. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

10, no more hair before losing weight!

1 1, seeing beautiful women living one by one is more moist, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.

12, a woman with a weight of 3 digits has no future! Only be hard on yourself!

13, I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?

14, just like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate?

15, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost weight What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.

16, big s is to eat a banana every day for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

17 Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! Fat bitch!

18, people who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

20, you are already a fat man who fell through the dirt of the air suit!

2 1, fat people are not eligible to eat! You must lose weight.

22. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

23, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

I just like the ugly but thin woman around me wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?

26. You should refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

27. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will decisiveness die?

28, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? Do I owe you since I was a kid?

29, to be thin must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

30. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

3 1, if you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

32. The fat man who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain! Then wait for the next man to dump you.

33, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

35. Why the fuck do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?