Criticisms, brain teasers, funny tricks

Brainteasers are a thinking game. It appears in a "question-and-answer" format, and its content embodies thinking and opens up wisdom. Its characteristic is that it requires breaking through conventional thinking to solve problems, and the answers to the questions are both unexpected and reasonable. The following is the brain teaser that I have prepared for everyone. I hope you all like it!

The brain teaser that makes people laugh and tease people (1)

1. Why do men and Will a woman break up? Answer: There is a "difference" between men and women

2. Who is it that someone often fucks him from behind, and he is called out? Answer: Ambulance

3. Why can't women quarrel with men? Answer: The man has one mouth at the top, a microphone at the bottom, and two speakers

4. Why do you walk on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? Legs? Answer: Human

5. Why do boys and girls close the door when they take a shower? Answer: Men are afraid of birds flying out, and women are afraid of birds flying in.

6. Girls The first time (name a place) answer: Kaifeng

7. What do men desire most from women? What do women fear most? Answer: I want it.

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8. A girl called her boyfriend: "Come to my house, there is no one!" The boyfriend ran over excitedly, but no one opened the door. Why? Answer: There is really no one.

9. What is something that a hundred men cannot lift, but one woman can lift with one hand? Answer: For example, an egg. It is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time

< p> 10. On the night of Valentine’s Day, what must boys and girls do before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes

11. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: Yishanjin (The sun fades over the mountains)

12. What does the witch like? Answer: The witch

13. A roasted chicken was eaten until only the head and butt were left. What happened to this chicken? Answer: The chicken lost his virginity

14. No matter how rich he is, who can't marry? Answer: The bank's safe

15. Woman What do you like most about men? Answer: Jealousy

Cursing people, brain teasers, and funny jokes (2)

1. There is a man who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. Who is he? Answer: Santa Claus

2. Give an orange to a child, how to divide it fairly? Answer: squeeze it into juice

3. Throwing eggs at stones, why eggs? Not broken? Answer: What you are holding is an egg and what you are throwing is a stone.

4. Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest and only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course it’s called Xiao Ming

5. Riddle: Lao Zhan has a dog and never bathes the dog. Why doesn’t the dog have fleas? Answer: Because the dog only gives birth to puppies

6. Riddle: What book has no author and has never been understood by anyone? Answer: The Book of Heaven

7. Riddle: Place a pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it. How to do it? Answer: Put it on the wall

8. Riddle: Travel around the world and name one person. Answer: Stephen Chow

9. Riddle: Why do you have to turn your hat inside out before wearing it again? Answer : Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Guan Li Dai)

10. Riddle: What is the death method that the prisoner is most willing to choose? Answer: Death of old age

11. Riddle: The dog will not bark after crossing the single-plank bridge (guess an idiom) answer: photographic memory (too much wood)

12. Riddle: What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal? ??Answer: Little White Rabbit (TWO)

13. Riddle: Xiaomi spent the whole night studying the history textbook last night, but the next day her mother still scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep on

14. Riddle: A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Or two chickens

15. Riddle: What is the attached middle school? Answer: Stillbirth (attached middle school)

Swearing, brain teasers, and funny jokes (3)

1. A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is what kind of bear? Answer: A female bear

2. September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28? Answer: Confucius Full Moon

3. There were two prisoners in a prison. One night all the prisoners escaped, but the next day The day guard opened the cell door and saw that there was another prisoner inside? Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "Quanquan".

4. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who make a fortune do for a living? Answer: Mouth

5. If someone asks you for directions, what sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth?

6. Why do four 9s add up to 100? Answer: 99+9/9 = 100

7. The manufacturing date and the expiration date are the same day What is the product? Answer: Newspaper

8. What will make the people above happy and the people below excited? Answer: Concert

9. When entering the bathroom to take a shower, you must first Should you take off your clothes or pants? Answer: It is better to close the door first

10. The old man Meiyou went to the hospital for a check-up, but the doctor told him to be more cautious. What disease did he have? Answer: Peas and corns

11. On Valentine’s Day night, what must boys and girls do before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes

12. Xiaowen accidentally swallowed the 10 yuan coin What should I do? Answer: Get another one

14. Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day? Answer: 30000000 (Don’t go out without an umbrella [3])

15. What should I do if a pig comes out of the pigsty? {guess a star} Answer: Leehom Wang

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