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I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts. Funny quotes about coldness

1. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

2. It’s cold, and whenever I stay in bed and don’t want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang’s teachings: Unless you can make money in bed, don’t stay in bed.

3. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

4. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

5. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

6. The person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love!

7. If it’s cold, don’t send me a message to add clothes. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can add clothes.

8. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

9. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

11. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

12. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

13. There is a kind of longing that makes you look forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold that makes you forget to wear your autumn trousers.

14. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

15. It’s cold. Wear more clothes. If you are sick, I will feel bad. ——To the people I care about.

16. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

17. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

18. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how much I wear, I feel like running naked.

19. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

21. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty-two, be kind to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

Twenty-three. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

Twenty-four. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Twenty-five. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

Twenty-six. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

Twenty-seven. Two or three years passed by, and winter returned in a hurry.

28. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.

Twenty-nine. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

1. I once threatened in a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

2. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

3. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

4. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted. .

5. Don’t send me information about buying clothes when it’s cold. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can buy clothes.

6. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

8. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

9. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

10. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

11. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

12. When a girl says she is cold when she is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior.

13. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.