The original classic lines of A Chinese Odyssey

The original classic lines of A Chinese Odyssey

A Chinese Odyssey is a classic nonsense comedy among many films in Stephen Chow. The Journey to the West will be reinterpreted, and the classic lines and funny gestures in the film will be circulated in China for generations. The following is the original classic lines of a Chinese Odyssey, which I brought with me. I hope it helps you.

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The Moonlight Box flies to the Supreme Treasure, and the Supreme Treasure reaches for it, and the Tang Priest catches it first. )

Tang Priest: Oh, Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, alas, it's wrong to throw things around … alas, why didn't you throw away the stick after eating? Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!

(Wukong grabs the treasure box. )

Tang Priest: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Do you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! No way. You want me to give it to you, and you want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you must make it clear whether you want to. ...

Wukong: I am Kao!

(Knock down the Tang Priest with one punch)

Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Ha ha ha ha ha! Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! Help!

(Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over and wow-! The whole world is clean. Now everyone knows why I killed him!

Tang Priest: Really?

Guanyin: There are many excuses. You don't want to learn western classics at all. No matter how you explain it, you can't forgive your behavior of deceiving your teachers and harming your ancestors!

Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you made you subdue this monkey, but you were useless!

Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

Wukong: Shut up!

Guanyin: Shut up!

(Wukong and Guanyin reach out and pinch the Tang Priest's neck at the same time. As soon as they pinched Guanyin, they suddenly woke up and quickly withdrew their hands. )

Guanyin: sin, sin!

Wukong: Now do you understand my pain? Answer me!

Wukong hits Guanyin with the box of moonlight, and Guanyin stops him from flying. The Supreme Treasure went to pick it up, and the Tang Priest caught it first. After some fighting, Wukong was surrendered by Guanyin and put into a nectar bottle. )

Guanyin: I'm going to help God today!

Tang Priest: Sister Guanyin, go easy on me! Who is wrong? He is my apprentice at last. Being a teacher is also the responsibility of an apprentice. Please let him live!

Guanyin: I have to kill the Jade Emperor before I can explain to him!

Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to die with his life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? I beg your understanding, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match the fearless spirit of my Buddha's compassion!

The Tang Priest sits on the ground with his hands folded, and puts the box of moonlight aside. )

Guanyin: Good! Wukong, I hope you can understand your master's spirit of sacrificing his life for righteousness one day.

Tang Priest: (Throwing the staff into the air)

Amitabha!

(The Supreme Treasure rushes to get the Moonlight Box. The staff doesn't hit the Tang Priest, but the Supreme Treasure. The box of moonlight fell to the ground and opened, and a moonlight sent Tang Priest away. )

(2)

The Supreme Treasure found Xia Zi in the backyard. )

Supreme treasure: Oh, why are you hiding here?

Suddenly, Xia Zi pulls out his sword and touches the sovereign treasure's throat. )

Voice-over: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of fragrance, the hostess of that sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

Xia Zi: You take one more step and I'll kill you!

Supreme treasure: If you do this, I will die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!

(The sword falls heavily on the ground, and Xia Zi is moved to tears. )

Xia Zi: So, what will you tell your wife?

Supreme treasure: be sure to explain! So I have to get the Moonlight Box back and take you back to explain it to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of people in Qian Qian will revile me in the future. I will bear it alone.

Xia Zi: Are you kidding?

Supreme treasure: But I hate myself. I can't get that moonlight box back. I ...

Xia Zi: Let me help you!

Supreme treasure: no, it's too dangerous.

Xia Zi: You don't want to go?

Supreme treasure: think! ……

(3)

Tang Priest: Come in and sit down.

(Open the prison door and let the Supreme Treasure in)

Supreme treasure: Frankly speaking, I am not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice! Master, please be merciful and cut me some slack, ok?

Tang Priest: Do you know what "clang clang clang clang clang" means?

Supreme treasure: what's the clang?

Tang Priest: That is, Party Party Party Dangdang.

(singing)

Only you. Can accompany me to get western classics;

Only you. Can kill demons and get rid of them;

Only you can protect me so that crabs and mussels can't eat me;

Your greatest skill is only yourself-!

Supreme treasure: hey ...

Tang Priest: An Liyou! Don't blame the host for whispering;

Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling;

I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!

It's worth the sacrifice, Amitabha!

Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...

Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say

(Knock the Tang Priest down with one punch)

I already said no, you still have to go-go-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...

(The Supreme Treasure starts to run away. )

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