Funny jokes about nurses

1, you are an angel, your pain slowly fades under your care, you are the most holy, and your illness gradually dies under your care. On the occasion of Nurses' Day, I wish all angels in white festivals in the world a happy life!

2. May happiness linger in my heart like a drizzle; Happiness is like a pleasant drizzle before our eyes; Good luck falls on you like a silent drizzle. May my blessing accompany you to spend the beautiful Spring Festival and be happy every day!

3. The bright sunshine is not as good as your smile; A panacea is not as good as your hug. You drive away the pain with your gentleness; You use your sincerity to smooth your irritability. International Nurses' Day, I wish angels in white happiness!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away and the pear away from the nurse. Today is nurses' day. May you always be healthy, away from hospitals, nurses and diseases. Happy holidays!

5. The bravest soldier, the most handsome man, the most beautiful woman, the most delicious cola, the most boring host, the most useless doctor, the most lovely nurse and the most respectable nurse's day.

6. I know that you shoulder the mission of treating diseases and saving lives, and I know that you are eager to be relaxed and happy every day. We should take care of our health, bid farewell to illness and have health, so that we can see the bright smiling faces of nurses! Happy nurses' day!

7, ask about the condition, and take the time to patrol the ward. The patient's family members praised him with a smile when he gave him the medicine for injection. Take care of details and serve with heart. You are angels in white, bringing happiness to the world. Nurse's Day is here. Good luck to angels in white!

8. Brilliant May, heroic and spirited, came to us warmly, just like a spring breeze, which blew the earth green, messed up colorful flowers, awakened the Nurses' Day and messed up nurses and sisters. Wish: Happy Nurses' Day!

9. You are like a spring, nourishing the barren desert and keeping diseases away; You are like bright sunshine, warming your cold heart and making the pain disappear. Beautiful angels in white, Happy Nurses' Day!

10, your smile is a needle of happiness, which pleases patients' mood, your gentleness is a needle of happiness and soothes patients' mentality, and your due diligence is a needle of rehabilitation, which is good for patients' physical and mental health. Happy nurses' day!