Funny declaration of making friends, classic quotations, local tyrants, can I be friends with you?

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

Life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is exciting.

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

No one looks down on you, but others don't look at you at all.

When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally.

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