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What's your mother's psychology in waking you up?

Let's just say that when mom wakes you up, it's like a video circulating on the Internet, that is, a person wakes up a pig, and no matter how he reacts, he just rolls around in bed and won't say he's up. In fact, people nowadays find it annoying for their parents to wake them up, but if you grow up or don't cherish it now, you will feel that this kind of thing has completely disappeared when you are old!

No one can wake you up, no one can urge you to eat, no one can urge you to get dressed; So you should cherish your present life very much. If your mother wakes you up, your first reaction must be to stay in bed first, but it won't help much. Mom will pick you up and do somersaults and roll from side to side until you wake up. Of course, if you still can't do it, then use some extreme means to wake you up!

Of course, if you don't wake up, then you may have to accept the biggest question mark from your mother, that is, I will take you off the quilt after I wake you up with a slap, but what can you do? After all, you are your own mother. You can't scold her or say anything about her. You can only follow her, toss for a while, then get up, and then do what you want to do next!

In fact, there is another way: you tell your mother to wake me up at 9: 00 in the morning, because her mother wakes up earlier, so she will get up early, and then tell you to get flustered after 10: 00, and then wash your face and brush your teeth. Do everything in ten minutes, and you will find that it is only six o'clock. Maybe this is your most helpless thing, but you must cherish the present, because she may not wake you up in the future!