A humorous story about putting his girlfriend to bed.

The love story of putting my girlfriend to bed is: the pig in the forest "eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf. "Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream. Knock on the door. Knock on the door. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail. "Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise. "Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed. The witch in the forest is very lonely. She wants to find a friend to play with. But there is nothing here, no little red riding hood, no hunter, no grandma wolf. In the forest, there are only wolves screaming every night and little frogs croaking every once in a while. Witches can't stand loneliness. She decided to be a small animal by herself, so that she could find many good friends in the forest. She began to make magic potions. "Strawberries, watermelons, peaches and yogurt! You can't eat less! Oh, yes, and this dish of braised pork! " The witch spent the afternoon refining the potion. For convenience, she added the potion to the ice cream. "It's really nice to eat ice cream in hot summer!" She ate a small spoonful of ice cream. Knock, knock, knock, knock. The witch turned into a little pig. There are no pigs in the forest. To be precise, all animals are in the forest except pigs. The whole forest knows that in the depths of the forest, there lived a beautiful witch. There is a wolf in the forest. He wants to eat this witch every day and every night. On the first day, the wolf chose to go out at night and eat the witch while she was asleep. As a result, the wolf didn't sleep all night, before the witch fell asleep, because the witch was used to watching movies and playing mobile phones at night, and the TV was updated, so the witch played all night. The next day, the wolf planned to sneak up on the witch from behind while she was making potions. "Eggs, pineapples, pistachios! All the pain has flown away! " The witch is making magic medicine for the injured rabbit. When the wolf saw this, he didn't want to do it. He always thought that one day he would ask the witch for help. Since then, wolves have come every day. He just looked out the window, watched the witch chase the drama, watched the witch be stupid, and watched the witch make pot after pot of potions. He is afraid of being seen by witches, and he always makes a hullabaloo about outside, scaring witches into the house. Whenever the witch wants to sleep, the wolf quietly stays next to the witch's house to help her drive away the croaking frogs. The wolf wants to be good friends with the witch. There are no pigs in this forest, and the witch has become an animal that does not exist in the forest. She was very depressed. "Ah ah, want to do potions again? It has become a pig, and it is very troublesome to be a magic medicine. " While thinking about how to make magic medicine, the pig walked out with ice cream in his mouth. The failed potion can only be thrown away. As soon as the pig went out, he met the wolf. "It's really the worst case ..." The pig can't help feeling that the fate of the "pig" is ill-fated and the world is not easy. The wolf has been watching from the window. He knew that the witch had become a pig. "Quick, give your ice cream to Uncle Ben!" The wolf ordered the pig. "Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf. There are many animals living in the forest, including croaking frogs, jumping deer and two little pigs living in the witch's house. Eating a spoonful of ice cream will turn you into a pig Extended data:

Hans christian andersen (1April 2, 805-1August 4, 875),19th century Danish fairy tale writer, known as "the sun of the world's children's literature". Andersen's representative works include The Firm Tin Soldier, The Daughter of the Sea, Thumbelina, The Little Match Girl, The Ugly Duckling, The Emperor's New Clothes and so on. Andersen was born in a poor shoemaker's family in odense, and his childhood was poor. My father is a shoemaker and my mother is a servant. I studied in a charity school and was an apprentice in my early years. Influenced by his father and folk oral literature, he loved literature since childhood. 1 1 years old, my father died of illness and my mother remarried. In order to pursue art, he came to Copenhagen alone at the age of 14. /kloc-published the poetic drama alfsol at the age of 0/7, showing great talent. Therefore, he was sent to Srager Segrammar School and Helsingo School for free by the Royal Art Theatre. It lasted for five years. 1828, promoted to the University of Copenhagen. I haven't had a job since graduation, and I mainly rely on the manuscript fee to make a living. 1838, he won a writer's prize-an unofficial allowance from the state for 200 yuan every year. Andersen's literary career began with 1822 writing plays. After entering the university, the creation has become increasingly mature. He has published travel notes, musical comedies, poetry collections and poetic dramas. The novel Impromptu Poet published by 1835 has won him an international reputation and is his masterpiece. His work Andersen's Fairy Tales has been translated into 150 languages and published all over the world. Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day. One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again. As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened. Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away. The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow is heartbroken and rushes out desperately, but the door of the pigsty has been closed by the owner ... 2. Bean bag and Twist are going to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat." Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh." Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …" Bean bag glared at him. "I know!" Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! " Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I want to say, you must be very cute …" 3. The giraffe called the little giraffe, "What can make you grow taller?" She asked. "Leaves at the top of the tree." "Can you grow taller?" "yes." "Can it grow to the sky?" "I'm afraid not. Why is it so high? " "Hmm … like … like stars, want to grow taller, want to kiss him …" 4. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said I wouldn't go. You ate my mushrooms when I left. The two older ones said no, so the little white rabbit went. Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Eat. The big one said wait! A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two elders don't have to wait for us to eat. At this time, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms. " 5. A spoonful of ice cream "Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf. "Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream. Knock, knock, knock. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail. "Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise. "Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed. Tell your daughter-in-law a short story before going to bed and put her to sleep. Little rabbit is going to sleep; It holds big rabbit's long ears tightly and makes big rabbit listen to it. "Guess how much I love you?" Asked little rabbit. "oh! I probably can't guess. " Big Nutbrown hare said with a smile. "I love you so much." The rabbit spread its arms as wide as possible. The big rabbit has a pair of longer arms. It opens it and says, "But I love you very much." Little Nutbrown hare moved his right ear and thought, Well, this is really a lot. "I love you as high as I hold it." Little Nutbrown hare said, pushing her arm up hard. "I love you as high as I hold it." Big Nutbrown hare also said. Little Nutbrown hare thought, This is really high. I wish my arms could be like a big rabbit. Little rabbit has another good idea. He put his feet on the trunk and stood upside down. He said, "I love you as much as my toes." Big Nutbrown hare grabbed little Nutbrown hare's hand, threw it up, flew higher than its head and said, "I love you as much as your toes." Little Nutbrown hare smiled and said, "I love you as high as I jump." It jumps over and over again. Big Nutbrown hare smiled and said, "But I love you as high as I jump." It jumped up and touched the branch with its ear. Little Nutbrown hare thought, How high you jump! I wish I could jump as high as it. Little Nutbrown hare shouted, "I love you until I cross the path across the river." Big Nutbrown hare said, "I love you until I cross the river and the mountain." Little Nutbrown hare thought, that's really far away. He rubbed his red eyes and began to feel sleepy. He couldn't think of it. It looked up at the darkness behind the tree and felt that nothing was farther away than the sky. The big rabbit gently picked up the little rabbit who often yawned. Little Nutbrown hare closed his eyes and murmured, "I love you from here to the moon." "oh! "So far," said Big Nutbrown hare, "it's really, really far." Big Nutbrown hare gently put Little Nutbrown hare on the bed made of leaves, lowered his head and kissed it good night. Then, Big Nutbrown hare lies next to Little Nutbrown hare and says with a smile, "I love you, from here to the moon and back again." Recently, Little Rabbit found that Mr. Rabbit was always busy at work. He came home late, went out early in the morning, even on weekends, and didn't have much time to spend with him. Little rabbit is very upset, but he doesn't want to tell Mr. Rabbit that he is afraid of disturbing his work, so he has to play with his friend Miss Cat. On the weekend, Mr. Rabbit went out early again. Little rabbit made an appointment to go shopping with Miss Cat. He got up late and didn't have much time, so he hurried out with his bag. When I arrived at the subway station, Little Rabbit remembered that she had put the bus card and change on the table yesterday, but they hadn't put them in her bag yet. Little rabbit patted his forehead impatiently. "Let's change some change with others." It opened the bag and was about to take the mobile phone when it saw the boarding pass and change in the interlayer of the bag, which were neatly stuck inside. "Am I wrong? I put it in yesterday. " Little rabbit took out his bus card and thought. "I should remember wrong. I have a bad memory recently. " The rabbit arrived at the appointed place with Miss Cat, who had been waiting for a while. As soon as she saw the rabbit, Miss Cat came and caught it. "You are a dead rabbit, why are you so slow? You have to buy me milk tea to forgive you. " "Good, good, good, good, good." Little rabbit smiled and begged for mercy. Little rabbit and Miss Cat are shopping while drinking milk tea. They talked about some happy things. When the rabbit is excited, milk tea is full of hands. "Really, you always do." Miss Cat took the rabbit's bag in disgust. "Is there a wet towel in the bag? Wipe. " "Wet tissue ... seems to be ..." Little Rabbit didn't say a few words in his mouth, and Miss Cat had taken out the wet tissue from her bag. The rabbit wiping his hands took the bag and looked at it. Except lipstick, wet wipes, paper towels, earphone cord, band-aid and chewing gum, they are all neatly lying in the bag. "I put these things? If I can't remember, I put on lipstick. " Little rabbit carries a bag of thinkers on his back. "Why are you standing there? Go! " Miss cat shouted. Little rabbit closed her schoolbag and caught up with Miss Cat. In the evening, Little Rabbit went home, but Mr Rabbit didn't. Little Nutbrown hare looked at the empty room and felt very sad. He went to bed after taking a bath. He doesn't even know when Mr. Rabbit will come back. Early the next morning, Tutu got up in a daze to go to the toilet. He saw Mr. Rabbit, who came out early and came back late recently, packing things at his desk, putting away his bus card, change, keys and other things he needed casually, winding the earphone cord round and round, and putting wet tissues and band-AIDS in his bag. The rabbit's nose is sour, so he sniffles. Mr. Rabbit found the rabbit and came to hug him: "Honey, why did you get up so early today?" Do you want to go out today? Breakfast is in the microwave. I have been very busy these days, which makes my baby very wronged. When I am busy, I will spend some time with you. Dear, kiss my baby. " Mr. Rabbit kissed Little Rabbit, who was buried in Mr. Rabbit's arms and sobbed happily.