A collection of classic jokes, as many as you want.

Xiao Zhao is single and his parents are not around. Living alone is inevitable, and he is often worried about being patronized by the gentleman on the beam. So I came up with a trick. Before I go to bed every night, I put 200 yuan in a place where thieves can easily find it, and wrote a note: friend, I should have given you a generous gift when I knew you were coming, but as a part-time job, I can only prepare a small amount of gold. Please accept it. To show sincerity, I'll teach you a trick. In your line of work, you should study all kinds of security doors to make sure they are open. The more advanced the security door, the richer the owner. I don't even have such a security door, so I'd better spend less effort. I suggest you go to the rich areas more often, and you will get something. Soon after, Xiao Zhao went on a business trip for a week. He was surprised when he came back. 200 yuan on the table turned into 300 yuan, and another note said, "Thank you for your advice. I really gained a lot. Please accept it! Liang Shangjun. " Looking around the room, I didn't commit any crime. Xiao Zhao sighed: Thieves also have a way!