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Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me.

One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

1. Xiao Wang and his parents are traveling abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. That's why A: Because Xiao Wang is still a baby. 2. Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me, me.

One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

A: "I" 3. There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Answer: He is going to a mental hospital. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he failed the English exam the next day. Why? A: Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through. 4.

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. I'm waiting for the secretary. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming.

Respondent: Shang Jun-Qian Zong Grade 4 12-2 16:53.

Title: blue knife and blue gun.

Answer: invulnerability (blue)

Title: The man in gold.

Answer: A blockbuster.

Title: The number "3" is walking on the road ... turning a somersault, and then turning one after another. ...

Answer: Three transgressions twice.

Title: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

A: Never forgets anything (Wang)

Title: The Eleventh Book

Answer: incredible (book 1 1)

Title: Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... after running to the finish line ... all the cows, dogs and pigs are panting ... only the sheep don't breathe.

air

Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

Question: What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: antibiotics

Question: why not shoot stars when fireworks are set off?

Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

Question: What do you call a woman who has been divorced many times?

Answer: the former "public" abandoned.

Title: Is a sheep called an eagle?

Answer: Yang Feng (sheep phone) disobeys Yin (eagle: "Hello!" " " )

0 1. A bear is coming.

02. The Eleventh Book

03. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

04. A person is painted gold.

05. The sheep stopped breathing

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet.

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent.

08. The dog stopped barking when crossing the wooden bridge.

09. The bees stop on the calendar.

10. Two people are sitting on a stone.

1 1. A group of women are chatting.

12. A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. Piano under mobile construction

15. Eat with chopsticks

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17. 10 1.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said "Hello".

20. Who doesn't have a phone?

2 1. Who knows birds best?

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp?

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare?

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty?

25. Why do newborn children die?

26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue?

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young?

28. Why is the middle school attached?

29. How to keep ducks from flying away?

30. How to make the sparrow quiet?

3 1. How to make things bigger?

32. What kind of snake has many mouths?

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands?

34. What juice tastes the worst?

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell?

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school?

37. How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop?

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time?

39. Why do cats like to hit people?

40. How much does this star weigh?

4 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies?

42. Why is seven bigger than eight?

43. Why can't I see God's dick?

44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"?

45. What kind of exercise uses the back?

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality?

47. Why are icebergs "horns"?

48. Why don't men go out?

49. What chair do you like best?

50. Why am I born cold?

answer

0 1: Come prepared (here comes the bear)

02. Unbelievable (book 1 1)

03. slovenly (never stop bats)

04. A blockbuster movie (Golden Man)

05. Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

06. It's now or never.

07. Can't stop (Jade Dad can't)

08. Never forget anything.

09. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

10. Kill two birds with one stone

1 1. Nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. Bullets rained down (bullets rained down on eggs)

13. Exquisite (thick rope in painting)

14. Love at first sight (moving the piano)

15. Popularization (chopsticks popularization)

16. The chicken told the duck.

16. thoroughly

18. cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

19. Yang is obedient and Yin is disobedient (the sheep calls the eagle "hello")

20. Tianyi (Perfect Mobile Phone)

2 1. A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Iced carp (gift)

23. hurry up.

24. Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. risk your life

26. Invisibility (blue)

27. Time flies (four arrows)

28 stillbirth (attached middle school, attached middle school of Taiwan Province Normal University)

29. Give it a wing.

30. Press it (silence)

3 1. (It's cold) Tolerance is great.

32. Collision (snake)

33. Golden basin (wash one's hands of)

34. rack one's brains

Sneaky

36. Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it (when))

37. A sheep's head will be hung at the door of the dog meat shop.

38. Think twice before you act (three times (shh) ~ ~ think twice before you act)

39. (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like to be beaten by "cats".

40.8 grams (8 grams of Starbucks)

4 1. Maitreya

42. (Too much fun ~ ~) Because "eight is below seven"

43. Don't reveal the secret.

44. The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)

45. (this is more *)jan sport

46. A golden mouth and a jade word (snake)

47. The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Because you went out, you became a layman.

Enjoy it

50. Because I think, therefore I am (I hiss ~ ~ therefore I am).

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Respondents: Dayu Wowan-Jianghu Rookie Level 4 12-2 16:53.

I want to share with you all the classic works I collected while surfing the Internet.

1. What is the word "human addition"? -And then what?

2. What will increase by half after handstand? A: 6

There is a bird in bulletproof vest dancing in the tree. The hunter saw it and fired a shot, but the bird was still shot down. Why? -A: Striptease.

4. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? A: A man.

When the fat girl is sick, she is most afraid of what others will say when they visit her-A: Take care.

6. A pig said, "Come on!" Hit an ingredient-a: chocolate.

7. You killed a famous pig. What did you say? Type an item -a: Night Pearl (Yeah! Famous pig)

The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " "Hit one kind of food-one kind: potato chips.

9. The wild horse didn't believe it. He grabbed the mouse's clothes and picked it up. Hit a plant-a: potatoes.

10.1+1-kloc-0/+1= 30, how to move one to make both sides of the equation hold! A: Remove the plus sign after141-11= 30 and put it before the plus sign.

1 1. A drunk stumbled to a big tree and sat down. What will happen next? (Name an animal) -A: Rabbit/Then a drunk comes (Name an animal) -A: Rabbit.

12. What goes uphill quickly and downhill slowly? It's amazing that you can answer! -A: Snuff.

13. What are the names of three ghosts? -A: Help!

14. The hunter was trapped in a tree by a tiger, and the tiger made a fire under the tree. The hunter only said one word to the tiger, and the tiger blew out the fire in one breath. what did you say ? Happy birthday to you.

15. Who lives by luck? -Answer: Gas carrier.

16. In the desert, a man who was dying of thirst found a magic lamp that could satisfy his two wishes. The man thought about it and said that he could drink water every day, watch female P shares every day and hear a loud noise. What happened afterwards? -A: Toilet.

17. Which insect is the least greedy, ants, bees or centipedes? A: centipede (no pains, no gains)

18. A mosquito landed on the head of an 80-year-old lady, and the old lady killed the mosquito without using her hands. Why? -A: wrinkles are pinched to death.

19. Which comes first, the man or the woman? A: Men (men are called gentlemen)

20. A ship is limited to 50 people. After there were 49 people on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? -A: Submarines.

2 1. A sow wants to cross the bridge, but she has eight piglets. It's too dangerous to cross the bridge once. She is going to take her children across the bridge twice, four for the first time and four for the second time, but why is there still a pig on the other side? Pigs are also thinking.

22. A stick is several inches long. One end is hairy and the other end is shiny. If you put it in the hole, it will shake, and then it will be white soup. Type something-a: toothbrush.

23. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills? -A: Antibiotics

24. What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? -a: push.

25. When a person has that organ, how many times will the diameter be wider when he is excited? -A: Primary school students

26. There is one thing. Orientals are short and Westerners are long. Women can use it after marriage, but monks can't. What is this? -A: Last name

27. The lion and the bear are defecating under the tree. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his stool was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes. Answer-lion shit is better than bear shit!

28. The three most popular words during the Iraq war: peace and war. Found it. found it. Connect these three English words and read them aloud for three times, and you will uncover a major historical mystery.

30. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a country)? A: Yugoslavia.

3 1. There are 1000 female workers in the factory. What factory is it? A: Pencils.

There are 500 people in the factory. What factory is it? -A: shot put

The factory is full of eunuchs. What factory is it? -A: Coal balls.

32. Did the elephant rape the tiger and hit a historical figure? A: Kublai Khan

33. Type the word "old friend"-A: Do (old friend)

34. A man keeps ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty. Make an idiom? -a: cadence

Answer: I think too much, boy-apprentice wizard level 3 12-2 17:0 1.

Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me.

One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

1. Xiao Wang and his parents are traveling abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. That's why A: Because Xiao Wang is still a baby. 2. Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me, me.

One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

A: "I" 3. There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Answer: He is going to a mental hospital. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he failed the English exam the next day. Why? A: Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through. 4.

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. I'm waiting for the secretary. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming.

Title: blue knife and blue gun.

Answer: invulnerability (blue)

Title: The man in gold.

Answer: A blockbuster.

Title: The number "3" is walking on the road ... turning a somersault, and then turning one after another. ...

Answer: Three transgressions twice.

Title: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

A: Never forgets anything (Wang)

Title: The Eleventh Book

Answer: incredible (book 1 1)

Title: Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... after running to the finish line ... all the cows, dogs and pigs are panting ... only the sheep don't breathe.

air

Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

Question: What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: antibiotics

Question: why not shoot stars when fireworks are set off?

Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

Question: What do you call a woman who has been divorced many times?

Answer: the former "public" abandoned.

Title: Is a sheep called an eagle?

Answer: Yang Feng (sheep phone) disobeys Yin (eagle: "Hello!" " " )

0 1. A bear is coming.

02. The Eleventh Book

03. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

04. A person is painted gold.

05. The sheep stopped breathing

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet.

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent.

08. The dog stopped barking when crossing the wooden bridge.

09. The bees stop on the calendar.

10. Two people are sitting on a stone.

1 1. A group of women are chatting.

12. A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. Piano under mobile construction

15. Eat with chopsticks

65438+

17. 10 1.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said "Hello".

20. Who doesn't have a phone?

2 1. Who knows birds best?

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp?

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare?

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty?

25. Why do newborn children die?

26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue?

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young?

28. Why is the middle school attached?

29. How to keep ducks from flying away?

30. How to make the sparrow quiet?

3 1. How to make things bigger?

32. What kind of snake has many mouths?

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands?

34. What juice tastes the worst?

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell?

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school?

37. How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop?

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time?

39. Why do cats like to hit people?

40. How much does this star weigh?

4 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies?

42. Why is seven bigger than eight?

43. Why can't I see God's dick?

44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"?

45. What kind of exercise uses the back?

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality?

47. Why are icebergs "horns"?

48. Why don't men go out?

49. What chair do you like best?

50. Why am I born cold?

answer

0 1: Come prepared (here comes the bear)

02. Unbelievable (book 1 1)

03. slovenly (never stop bats)

04. A blockbuster movie (Golden Man)

05. Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

06. It's now or never.

07. Can't stop (Jade Dad can't)

08. Never forget anything.

09. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

10. Kill two birds with one stone

1 1. Nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. Bullets rained down (bullets rained down on eggs)

13. Exquisite (thick rope in painting)

14. Love at first sight (moving the piano)

15. Popularization (chopsticks popularization)

16. The chicken told the duck.

16. thoroughly

18. cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

19. Yang is obedient and Yin is disobedient (the sheep calls the eagle "hello")

20. Tianyi (Perfect Mobile Phone)

2 1. A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Iced carp (gift)

23. hurry up.

24. Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. risk your life

26. Invisibility (blue)

27. Time flies (four arrows)

28 stillbirth (attached middle school, attached middle school of Taiwan Province Normal University)

29. Give it a wing.

30. Press it (silence)

3 1. (It's cold) Tolerance is great.

32. Collision (snake)

33. Golden basin (wash one's hands of)

34. rack one's brains

Sneaky

36. Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it (when))

37. A sheep's head will be hung at the door of the dog meat shop.

38. Think twice before you act (three times (shh) ~ ~ think twice before you act)

39. (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like to be beaten by "cats".

40.8 grams (8 grams of Starbucks)

4 1. Maitreya

42. (Too much fun ~ ~) Because "eight is below seven"

43. Don't reveal the secret.

44. The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)

45. (this is more *)jan sport

46. A golden mouth and a jade word (snake)

47. The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Because you went out, you became a layman.

Enjoy it

50. Because I think, therefore I am (I hiss ~ ~ therefore I am).

Responder: a dream waiting in my heart-Dusi Band 6 12-2 17:02

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Interviewee: Shang Weikang-Scholar II 12-2 17:02.

Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me.

One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is?

I am