Strange Things in Chaoshan Town (7): Campus Gangs

Dad went to prison, and Yongnan was not rejected by his friends, but opened his welcome hands to him in an organized way. ...

Where there are Chaoshan people, there are gangs. Chaoshan people seem to be naturally fond of holding groups. If calling friends to form a group, it can be twisted into a powerful force, which can easily lead to interest disputes between different forces. When there are conflicts between different gangs, a peacemaker is often needed to play a neutral role. Of course, this peacemaker can't be anyone. He must be rich, powerful and respected.

Take a small town as an example. On the surface, there are three gangs behind the scenes. When villagers report a dispute to the police, they usually ask the gang leader to help them solve it, with double insurance. Especially when the official diagnosis leads one party to be unconvinced, but it has to follow the rules, the weak convenience will ask the boss to come forward and ask for a new statement. Only when the boss settles it can it be truly completed. Generally, no one dares to refuse the boss's diagnosis, because once they are not convinced, they will quarrel again, which is not just a matter of two people, two families and two families, but a matter of two gangs.

And this gang consciousness penetrated into the bone marrow of everyone in the town. Although Yongnan is still in primary school, he already has his own circle of influence at school. In addition, his father was in prison, which virtually encouraged his arrogance. Together with the other two incarnations of the devil, he was called the "Three Pacific Insurance". Of course, they don't bully people casually, but have their own rules.

Every day after school in primary schools, each class should take turns cleaning the playground. At this time, Yongnan will throw a ball on the playground, kick it around or let the wind blow around. Anyone who is touched by the ball or touches the ball will be regarded as the object of bullying, ranging from being scolded to being slapped. Of course, if you pay the protection fee, you will be exempted. If you meet school leaders to supervise health, you can't do it right away. But remember the man's appearance and wait until he walks home to stop him. In case his home is too close to school, he will wait until the next day to go to school and do exercises in the toilet. In short, once you are targeted, it is difficult to get out.

Those who are bullied, honest people will silently bear it. If you are not convinced, you will complain to your parents. The next day, you will bring your mother and three aunts and six grandmothers to the school to find the class teacher. At this time, the class teacher will use the killer-please the parents. This move still has a deterrent effect on the other two Pacific insurance companies. But it doesn't work for yongnan. Dad is in prison, mom is stupid, and grandma just protects her grandson and even fights with other parents. But it's usually grandma who hits people, and others don't hit her. As long as someone raised her hand, she sat on the ground and cried, even lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

Therefore, every time the school starts, all the class teachers in Yongnan grade will burn incense and worship Buddha everywhere, and bless the devils not to be assigned to their own classes. It stands to reason that Yongnan's school behavior is so bad that it should be expelled. But as soon as the school mentioned the expulsion of Yongnan, grandma took a white cloth and a bench to the big banyan tree and threatened to hang herself. That's right, it's a tree that spits blood when it's cut down by the stage. It's on the right of the main entrance of primary school.

Grandma was so noisy that the headmaster couldn't sit still, and immediately revoked the expulsion order, accusing the class teacher of failing to do his duty of educating people. Yong Nan's former class teacher hated him and gnashed her teeth at the mention of him. All school leaders and teachers have a simple wish: Yongnan will grow up quickly and graduate from primary school early to help them out of their misery.

There is only one primary school in the town. Almost all parents know the nature of Yongnan, and they seriously warn their children not to play with Yongnan. But after a long time, the friends found that the farther away from Yongnan, the more you avoid him, the easier it is to recruit poisonous hands. On the contrary, those who followed him, sent snacks from time to time, or consciously helped him with his homework, or copied the answers to him automatically in the exam, were sheltered by him. So those who are afraid of being bullied cling to Yongnan and try their best to please him. Over time, Yongnan found that all the students in the school had become his protection objects. If you want to find a bully, you can't dig three feet. You can't flirt with teachers or leaders.

Just when Yongnan couldn't find anyone to bully him, his fists and feet didn't move for a long time, and he was going to be moldy, something happened in the class. The math teacher has a quirk, asking the class to be quiet, not to say anything, let alone ask questions. Of course, she has been instilling and never sets up a question and answer session. If some students in the class don't cooperate, everyone should stand up after class. The teacher takes a bamboo whip and takes turns clapping his hands. But with Yong Nan here, how can you let the teacher finish the class quietly? Therefore, in almost every math class, the students in the class not only get knowledge, but also get extra gifts and enjoy the pleasure of beating the palm with the bamboo whip of love. But the math teacher is bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, but Yongnan dare not fight.

It was still math class that day, and everyone looked up at the blackboard at a 45-degree angle. Yongnan was as noisy as ever. Suddenly, there came a voice from the lower right corner of the classroom that was so slight that everyone could hear it: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. All eyes were focused on a black face with eyes, nose and mouth tightly together. She was shocked and could speak!

The speaker is Qiao Mei, who is called "Dumb Bao Gong". Because she was quiet and dark, she said three sentences in class all semester. The first sentence was that when it was her turn to introduce herself at the beginning of school, she stood up and said "no" and sat down again. The head teacher couldn't pull down her face and had to say, "Qiao Mei is too shy, so the teacher will introduce her this time. Be brave in the future. " The second sentence is that when the teacher called the roll to answer the question, she stood up and said "no", and sat down consciously without waiting for the teacher to react.

Just now, she actually said the third sentence. If it is another teacher, her little reasonable request should be met at the first time, but it is the math teacher who is in class. She was so angry that she picked up the chalk in the lecture hall and threw it in the direction of Qiao Mei. Unfortunately, her hand was too short, and she missed it, but the classmate in front of Qiao Mei was innocent. Everyone ha ha ha laugh into a ball, it's rare to have such a happy atmosphere in math class, and I can't help looking up at Qiao Mei.

The teacher clenched his fist angrily, slammed on the platform and shouted, "Don't laugh." Everyone kept silent and the teacher went on with the lecture. Suddenly, there was noise again. Just as the teacher was about to have an attack, she heard Qiao Mei's deskmate say loudly, "Report to the teacher! Qiao Mei peed his pants! " Look at the past, boy, the sea in Wang Yang is almost half flooded, and a strong smell of urine makes everyone hold their noses. But even if you cover your nose, you can't hide your smile. Soon, the whole classroom was immersed in joy again. This time, even the math teacher couldn't hold back. She smiled. In the laughter of everyone, Qiao Mei held her head tightly in her arms and burned her ears.

As soon as the bell rang, the math teacher packed up his teaching AIDS and left. This time, she didn't whip each other. Everyone has survived the pain of flesh and blood, and everyone is looking forward to Qiao Mei peeing his pants after class. Even Yong Nan was impressed by Qiao Mei. It suddenly occurred to him that Qiao Mei was actually a group of people who were with him, and they all publicized their personalities with their behaviors that were not easily understood. Some people say that even if he is not bullied by Taibao, others will take his place, even more ruthless and unique than him, at most, it is a slap in the face.

Unfortunately, the students don't think so. They are afraid of being beaten and seem to obey Yongnan. In fact, they all hope that something will happen to him. It's best to rest at home for ten or eight years when you have a fracture, and wait until you graduate. It's just that I sang strange bones, fell down and got hurt and so on. Just lie down. Even when I fell from the tree and got hurt, I laughed as if nothing had happened.

It can be said that the spirit of the stone is open, and Yongnan can bear the pain again. No one can stand waiting for him to have an accident day and night. Finally, one morning, Yongnan rode his bike down the slope. I didn't expect the car to fly faster. The road is still rugged, and pebbles stumble from time to time. Yongnan suddenly got a little scared. It's almost the solstice of winter. How can she eat the "winter solstice circle" with a broken tooth? It won't grow up without eating the "winter solstice circle".

In Chaoshan, every household will make a "winter solstice yen" every winter solstice, that is, glutinous rice flour, sticky rice flour and flour are mixed in proportion, and after adding water and stirring evenly, a small piece of dough is pinched in the palm of your hand, rolled out and cooked in boiling water. According to the folk saying, "Eat the winter solstice, and you will grow one year". Even if you don't eat the winter solstice, you won't grow up after the New Year. The solstice circle in winter is very chewy, so you must chew it repeatedly with your teeth when you want to eat it. If you swallow it directly without teeth, it is easy to choke.

Yongnan's palms are all cold sweat. He tried to brake, but suddenly he found something was wrong and couldn't stop. His heart is horizontal, he just jumps. Therefore, Yongnan jumped up and consciously threw the car to the right. People jumped to the left and fainted instantly. When he opened his eyes, he found himself lying on the side of the road like a dead dog, his knees and elbows were bruised, and the wheels kept turning in the distance. Yongnan got up, only to find his hands and feet weak. I asked passers-by to help me, but no one dared to touch him. He was so angry that tears fell all over the floor. Finally, grandma heard the sound and helped him go.

Unexpectedly, I really hurt my bones and muscles this time. The doctor told me to rest at home for two months and wouldn't let me go to the fields. I don't know if the student bribed the doctor. It will take two months for this minor injury to heal. However, Yongnan was sore all over and couldn't get up. This can make students happy, and finally they can study safely. The winter of the solstice is almost over, and they will graduate in half a year. Finally!

But time flies, and the new semester will arrive in a blink of an eye. Yongnan didn't know if he fell down, but he woke up and was still thinking about graduating quickly to leave a good impression on everyone. I didn't get into trouble this last semester. I thought Yongnan would repent at this point and become a junior high school pupil, but I didn't expect it. ...