Are there any jokes about Xiaoming singing in class? Please, thank you.

Xiaoming will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night. Xiaoming's mother asked anxiously, Have you read all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow. Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it. Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow. Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'. One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! ! 1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ... 2. During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiaoming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... Then he opened it again and lost two ... In this way ... Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid ... Where is jiaozi? 4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay? 5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor again ... why? 6. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely? 7. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert ... why didn't he go back this time? Answer: 1. Because Xiaoming is a lunch box ... 2. jiaozi is on the lid of the lunch box ... 3. Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box ... 4. Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiaoming ... 5. Because there is no 14 floor ... 6 ... Xiaoming is a camel ... 7. Because Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor and died ... The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ He flew to ........................................................................................................................................................................ Xiaohua: "Yes" Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?" Xiaohua: "Piano." Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you idiot! The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming? Teacher: Xiaoming Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiaoming: Zhi Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident, another leg in a car accident and another leg in a car accident. In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog. When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. He picked up bamboo in a rage and hit it. When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating his dog, he said unhappily, then Xiao Ming said, OK! I will beat your dog while watching you. Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank. Xiao Ming begged him to stay a few more days. The man at the bank said, you must return it tomorrow, or ... cut off two fingers. The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; The third day ... Xiaoming: Don't you have to return it? No, you will become Tinker Bell.