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I am always urged to get married by my family.
The pressure is so great that I am forced to get married even in my dreams. In my dream, I was forced to drop all kinds of tables, run away, and even want to jump down.
3. Forced to get married at this age. Is it because I'm in a hurry?
4. The boss urges you to work overtime, your parents urge you to get married, and your relatives and friends advise you to stop picking. You just want to wait for the right person.
It's not that I don't want to get married.
6. I was urged to get married by outsiders today, and suddenly I was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer. Fortunately, my parents said that this boy was addicted to academics and didn't want to talk about it. ...
7. I was urged to get married by my parents and family when I went home, and I was urged to get married by my colleagues when I returned to the company.
8. Work pressure, life pressure, buying a car and a house, parents urging marriage, all kinds of things. People who are really stressed can't breathe. Fortunately, I have friends to accompany me when I am sad. Thank you for being my trash can.
9. Parents urge to find a boyfriend, and relatives urge to get married. The most terrible thing is to have children at the Spring Festival Lantern Festival party [sleepy] [sleepy] Now the sketch is really blind [supercilious look] [supercilious look] Who is moving against the trend of social development?
10. Always holding the name of love makes me unable to refute. Even in the face of my boss, I wouldn't be so at a loss. Now I am very afraid of my own mother.
1 1. I want to say that even if there is a lot of pressure from parents to get married, even if you see many people compromise themselves in the face of age and reality, please don't easily give yourself up to someone who doesn't love each other much for the sake of marriage.
12. It is said that couples who are not urged to get married by their parents are under great pressure. Is it greater if I have a partner who can't get the consent of my parents?
13. When I go back to get married and my parents urge me to find a boyfriend, I intend to keep doing it!
14. Recently, the brain hole that was forced to get married was big. Is it necessary to have a marriage in life to be perfect? Do we have to get married? Do we have to get married? What's the point if two people are together and both of them have a bad life?
15. I am drifting away on the road of being forced to get married. There is nothing wrong with being cautious about marriage, and there is nothing wrong with my parents' worries, but I just want to find someone who can talk to me. There is no future in making do with it.
16. I'm afraid my parents will arrange a blind date for me. Every time this happens, my heart breaks down. My parents' noisy scolding, mental depression and urging marriage gave me unbearable pressure and anxiety. Every blind date is a storm for me.
17. At this age, it is a necessary topic for parents to call for marriage. Alas, I have reached such an unbearable position.
18. But now I want to find it most, but I may never find it again, so I know why such an important thing was not well collected at the beginning! Moreover, mother's adult was forced to get married again, looking at such serious eyes.
19. Actually, you don't know. After you left, I never wanted to get married again.
20. Will the Chinese New Year be urged to get married on the spot? Why not? Don't you have a loving family?
Talking about the feeling of always being urged to get married by family members (2)1. After the completion of the series of country people entering the city, they were urged to get married by their relatives.
22. My family urged me to get married because I was old, but they never understood that what I wanted was love, not because I would live forever when I was old.
23. It turns out that this is a social problem, so I'll settle down and be single.
24. My family urged me to get married again. Where is my appointment?
25. I am so helpless. I was forced to get married by my parents every day, and I couldn't find a suitable object. It's hard for me, old iron.
Whenever my family forces me to get married, I want to settle down and reassure my parents, but I still look forward to the person who can fall in love. I don't want to settle down. I hope we can wait until the end.
When the golden light of the sun shone in front of me through the clouds, I tried my best to open my eyes, but I could see nothing.
28. I feel so comfortable thinking about it. My parents don't want me to support them. I have no mortgage to pay, I don't want to get married, and I have no female friends to take care of. Self-sufficient life, work brings me vision, and I try to enrich my hobbies in my spare time, and there are many, many more. That's great.
29. Each of us lives in the present and faces all kinds of things and pressures every day. There was academic pressure when I was a student. After graduation, my parents urged me to have a blind date, get married and have children.
30. I don't know when I started, but I also became a member of the army of urging marriage. I was repeatedly told by my parents throughout the winter vacation. I don't know whether I got married for myself or for my parents. After talking too much, I feel that there is still no such thing as empathy in this world.
3 1. Two people are happy together and want to be together if they are unhappy. This is love.
32. I'm not married yet. I can't let go of that relationship and forget that person. I am urged to get married by my parents every day. But my heart has been lost ...
33. Being forced into marriage is terrible. My dream is to be a super devil, not a gentle and virtuous wife of IKEA.
I guess when I was a child, I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day.
In 35.98, I was urged to get married by my parents. What about you?
It is said that our generation is happy. Really happy? If you want to play while studying, you will be scolded and said that learning is the main thing. Choosing a major when you grow up will be interfered. Now you can't even decide for yourself.
37. I have never received positive encouragement and confidence in my mother's eyes and mouth. I don't want to bear this emotion anymore. And then you, come on.
38. I'm so bored. I just want to be quiet recently. I have no pursuit, anxiety or worry about life. I'm 24, almost 25. Age grows too fast, and my mind doesn't want to keep up! It's so stressful to urge marriage at home every day.
39. Even if you are old, you will not be forced to get married by your parents, but will be chosen by others. This is the confidence you gained through hard work.
40. It's ok to be urged to get married by parents these days, how can you be urged to get married by students! How tired my heart is.
I am very helpless. Someone is always urging me to get married. Talk about copywriting
I am very helpless. I am always urged to get married. Let's talk about copywriting. You have grown up, and you know how to live your life well. I really don't need guidance.
2. Two people like each other because they are happy. If they are unhappy, they still want to be together. This is love.
I guess when I was a child, I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day.
My family urged me to get married because I was old, but they never understood that what I wanted was love, not because I would live forever when I was old.
It's not that I'm lucky, I just don't want to feel disappointed.
6. All those spiritual teachers who are imposed on others are no different from relatives who are forced to marry, and they are all equally low.
7. I just chatted with my mother, and then I was urged to get married. I don't want to find someone.
At this age, it is a necessary topic for parents to call for marriage. Alas, I have reached such an unbearable position.
9. The soft spot that hurts when touched, try to be brave.
10. Marriage leads to baldness. I used to feel that I was still young at the age of 25, but I didn't expect my family to be nominal, and I was in a panic.
1 1. The marriage-urging army arrived on the battlefield three days later.
12. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, the definition of happiness is to get married and have children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.
13. I insist on having feelings in love, being choosy and choosing myself as a leftover woman.
/kloc-went home on 0/4.08, and generally reached marriageable age. Men and women who worked outside all the year round could not get rid of the link of being urged by their parents, relatives and friends to get married on a blind date!
15. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.
16. I have my knowledge, you have your life, and he has his choices, so as to form a rich world.
17. I was prevented from puppy love and now I am forced to get married.
18. At the age when my parents urged me to get married, I finally realized that this taste was unpleasant. I didn't want to meet the right person earlier, but fate didn't come, and it's useless to force it ~
19. The Spring Festival is coming soon, and the family is urging marriage again. I have also introduced two people, one of whom is even a long-lost primary school classmate (by mistake).
20. I sighed and expressed countless bitterness and helplessness. I don't want to say a word, and I don't want to communicate more for a minute.
Very helpless, always being urged to get married. Let's start with the copy 2: 2 1. Others are urged to get married by their parents, and I am influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.
22. I am always forced to make choices, and they are all things I don't like.
23. Stress is really everywhere. I worry about my job all day on weekdays. In such a fast-developing society, I am constantly learning and updating myself to avoid the danger of being eliminated. What talkative relatives and friends do you have to face when you go home?
24. A good friend chose a man who was neither salty nor light because his family urged him to get married. This pen friend is the most handsome, and this kind of friend will make him walk away happily. However, the world is so complicated that I can't communicate with my parents. Busy at work, the man urges marriage. I'm not even in the mood for jokes. You think you have a "secret garden" in your heart, but it is so easy to be destroyed and taken away. I just don't believe it. The word compromise is too easy to write. I'm sick, don't compromise at will.
I have grown up and know how to live a long life. I don't need guidance.
26. My parents helped me with a blind date with a boy without telling me.
When the golden light of the sun shone in front of me through the clouds, I tried my best to open my eyes, but I could see nothing.
28. Don't dwell on what you can't catch. Passers-by who can't stay don't belong to you after all.
29. It is said that no one is urged to get married by their parents, and there is great pressure. Is it greater that I have a date without my parents' consent?
30. At this moment, I am being urged to get married again. You see, your former primary school classmate is playing at the door with a big belly and has a girlfriend.
3 1. Mom, can we not talk about "forced marriage" every time?
32. At this age, it is inevitable that family members will not urge marriage. The elders warned that the older you get, the slower your fertility will recover, but you don't get married to reproduce.
33. Even if you are old, you will not be forced to get married by your parents, but will be chosen by others. This is the confidence you gained through hard work.
34. Unconsciously, I also successfully joined the forced marriage team. Others think it's picky, but I really haven't met the right person.
35. I'm so bored. I just want to be quiet recently. I have no pursuit, anxiety or worry about life. I'm 24, almost 25. Age grows too fast, and my mind doesn't want to keep up! It's so stressful to urge marriage at home every day.
I never want to be single, but I have a hunch that I will get married in the future.
37. My parents urged me to get married. Talk about the sentence mood of being urged to get married in the New Year.
38. When I go back to get married, my parents urge me to find a boyfriend, and I intend to do so all the time!
39. How nice it is to be a small animal. After more than ten years of eating, drinking and having fun, there is no pressure to buy a house to make money. Carefree, you don't have to be urged to get married, and you don't have to be tossed by feelings. That's great.
40. Each of us lives in the present and faces all kinds of things and pressures every day. There was academic pressure when I was a student. After graduation, my parents urged me to have a blind date, get married and have children.
Talk about summing up 40 sentences when you are upset by being urged to get married at home.
Be urged to get married at home. Say the phrase 1. Do you know why parents rush to get married? In fact, they are afraid that they will be lonely after they leave that day, especially when you are old.
2. The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.
There is no hurry to get married. I plan to get married after retirement.
Everyone else was urged to get married by my parents, but I was influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.
5. Push the plan, push the progress, push the marriage and have children, and life is always pushed away.
6. It has pushed me to the brink of collapse. I feel that if the gentle rebuttal doesn't work in the end, 99% may be crazy. I can't help it My quality is really not high.
7. The marriage-urging army went into battle tonight, which scared me. On my birthday, I suddenly felt very stressed.
I have just been urged to get married again. My father said that my mother can be a grandmother, and asked me to find a man to marry quickly.
9. Persuade the rich. It's not that I don't want to get married
10. I was urged to get married again today, and I didn't even have a date. I used to think that if you take your time, there will always be some, but in fact there is nothing; Later, I found it was too passive, so I took the initiative. People think I'm crazy and want to cry!
1 1. Generally, people who advise you are married, for no other reason. She is already in the pit, and you can't live more comfortably than her.
12. I was lucky to get it, but I lost my life.
13. If we were in love, would the result be different?
14. My family urged me to get married because I was old, but they never understood that what I wanted was love, not because I would live forever when I was old.
15. I really feel wronged. In the afternoon, my mother cried, "Better to marry well than to do well". What makes sense? I felt the pressure of being urged to get married for the first time. I'm really uncomfortable.
16. Alas, I was urged to get married again. If I had known, I wouldn't have worked from home. I'm tired of this.
17. Today is really a full day. For the first time, I deeply realized the helplessness of being forced to get married, and it was terrible to be reformed by sitting and thinking.
18. The marriage-urging army arrived at the scene three days later. Please get ready.
19. I'm so bored. I just want to be quiet recently, and I have no pursuit of life. I'm 24, almost 25. Age grows too fast, and my mind doesn't want to keep up! It's so stressful to urge marriage at home every day.
20. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, happiness is defined as getting married and having children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.
It's annoying to be urged to get married at home. Say the phrase 2: 2 1 first. It's ok to be urged to get married by parents these days, how can you be urged to get married by students! How tired my heart is.
22. I didn't want my parents to divorce when I was a child, and I didn't want to be urged to get married by my parents when I grew up. Do we always interfere with the most wonderful and strange relationship in the world-love in the name of the same flesh and blood?
23.20XX is destined to be extraordinary! I'm a junior, I quit my job, I'm urged to get married every day, and I have to pay the rent every month. It is the double pressure of economy and spirit! I'm so stressed.
24. Working overtime makes me very happy, because I can forget everything around me and face a simple job without dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts.
25. The soft spot that hurts when touched, try to be brave.
In fact, you don't know that since you left, I have no idea of getting married.
27. I'm not married yet. I can't let go of that relationship and forget that person. I am urged to get married by my parents every day. But my heart has been lost ...
28. The pressure is too great. I dreamed that I was forced to get married, and my parents were very satisfied. Fortunately, I woke up. My old father said that some people are afraid of marriage.
29. My family urged me to get married again today. My life is so rich that I can't wait 48 hours a day. There is no need to fall in love.
30. A colleague born on the same day of the same year came back from vacation and spent a whole lunch time saying that he was urged to get married by his parents. This year, I suddenly felt completely divorced from my student status and ushered in an era that was ruthlessly destroyed by relatives and friends.
3 1. I was urged to get married before I got home. Should I consider getting off halfway and going somewhere else for the New Year?
32. I really don't want to be urged to get married. Every time I am urged, my self-motivation will drop. This wonderful and helpless feeling makes me want to dump someone I am satisfied with, but I don't want to go on a blind date.
33. This city where grass grows and warblers fly can't keep romantic legends.
Every time I go to my grandmother's house for dinner, I have to do a lot of psychological construction, because I really can't resist her forced marriage and blind date.
35. Suddenly all my family members care about my marriage and love. Am I old enough to get married?
But now I want to find it most, but I may never find it again, so I know why such an important thing was not cherished at the beginning! Moreover, mother's adult was forced to get married again, looking at such serious eyes.
37. I will be 27 years old after this year. No girlfriend, no good job, and I am urged to get married by my parents every day. Alas! ! ! Some things can't be said to parents. It's really hard!
I was urged to get married by my parents and relatives. The male ticket family, two years older than me, is not in a hurry. I haven't mentioned it for over a year. Should older ladies be urged to get married?
39. My family urged me to get married again. Where is my appointment?
40. Keep telling yourself that the world is big and there are many opportunities. Don't learn to curl up first
Excerpts from Copywriting in the Worst Mood of Being Forced to Marry
I was urged to get married by my family again today. My life is so rich that I can't wait 48 hours a day. There is no need to fall in love.
2. I feel a little anxious during the Chinese New Year … being urged to get married at the age of 23 or 4?
I was urged to get married by my parents. I have a bad life, I can't sleep at night, I'm falling apart, and I want to move out.
My family urged me to get married again. Where is my appointment?
Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.
6. The marriage-urging army went into battle tonight, which scared me. On my birthday, I suddenly felt very stressed.
The boss said that we don't have to work overtime this week, so let's all go home and have a rest. Actually, I want to say, boss, you'd better let me work overtime
8. If you don't get married and have children, no one will know that I can be resurrected when you die.
9. As I get older, I find that staying up late at night is bound to happen the next day; If I am urged to get married by my parents for a long time, I will definitely compromise.
10. Most of the troubles when people get along with each other come from "thinking too much" for others and "thinking too little" for themselves. Yes, there are always people who love to ponder over other people's psychology or what others think of themselves, and then draw negative "conclusions" about other people's psychology and what others think of themselves, so they always make themselves anxious. In fact, all these "conclusions" you waste come from your inferiority complex, so you have to admit it.
1 1. Every time I go to my grandmother's house for dinner, I have to do a lot of psychological construction, because I really can't resist her forced marriage and blind date.
12. Forced to get married at this age. Is it because I am eager to grow up?
13. People who come and don't leave.
14. Finally, I was urged to get married by my elders. Maybe now is not the time. I was a little afraid of marriage for a moment.
15. I guess I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day when I was a child.
16. My parents urged me to find another boyfriend to get married tonight. I don't know how much you want to marry me. Are you urged by your parents?
17. Pressure is really everywhere. I worry about my job all day on weekdays. In such a fast-developing society, I am constantly learning to update myself and avoid the danger of being eliminated. What kind of broken relatives and friends do you have to face when you go home?
18. I have never received positive encouragement and confidence in my mother's eyes and mouth. I don't want to bear this emotion anymore. Then you, please show up quickly.
19.25 years old, I haven't lived the life I want yet, it's the age of urging marriage at home, and I have more and more troubles.
20. I will be 27 years old after this year. No girlfriend, no good job, and I am urged to get married by my parents every day. Alas! ! ! Some things can't be said to parents. It's really hard!
It's good to be a small animal. There is no pressure to buy a house and make money by eating, drinking and living for more than ten years. Carefree, you don't have to be urged to get married, and you don't have to be tossed by feelings. That's great.
22. I didn't want my parents to divorce when I was a child, and I didn't want to be urged to get married by my parents when I grew up. Do we always interfere with the most wonderful and strange relationship in the world-love in the name of the same flesh and blood?
23. I am so helpless. I was forced to get married by my parents every day, and I couldn't find a suitable object. It's hard for me, old iron.
24. Suddenly all my family members care about my marriage and love. Am I old enough to get married?
25. Today is really a full day. For the first time, I deeply realized the helplessness of being forced to get married. It was simply terrible to sit back and wait for death and reshape my mind.
26. I just chatted with my mother, and then I was urged to get married. I don't want to find someone.
27. It's not that I'm lucky, but I don't want to feel disappointed.
28. The troubles of adults are either on the way to urging marriage or being urged to marry. ....
29. Those friends who really feel lack of heart-to-heart when they are helpless actually don't want to stay at home. They are urged to get married by their parents every day, but they have nowhere to go and no intimate friends to play in the nearby circles. This kind of life is really difficult.
30. Being urged by parents to get married and have a second child is really painful, disgusting and disgusting.
3 1. The marriage-urging army arrived at the scene three days later. Please get ready.
32. My mother said that if I couldn't get married again, she would let me move out. Although I moved out for fun, my eagerness was real. If I can't get married, I really want to move out, because I am really tired. I have mixed feelings when I hear her urging me to get married every day!
I can feel the sadness of being forced to get married, because I really feel the same way. I am very upset because of my work, and my family urges me to get married. The influence of that mentality is really terrible.
34. Persuade the rich. It's not that I don't want to get married
You have grown up, and you know how to live your life well. I really don't need guidance.
36. I was forced to get married before I got home. Should I consider getting off halfway and going somewhere else for the New Year?
37. Others were urged to get married by their parents, and I was influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.
38. The brain hole that has been forced to get married recently is big. Is it necessary to have a marriage in life to be perfect? Do we have to get married? Do we have to get married? What's the point if two people are together and both of them have a bad life?
39.20XX is destined to be extraordinary! I'm a junior, I quit my job, I'm urged to get married every day, and I have to pay the rent every month. It is the double pressure of economy and spirit! I'm so stressed.
40. Even if you are a few years older, have more life experiences and a higher level of education, it does not mean that you are qualified to criticize and teach others and point out the maze.
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