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Going home by bus, I met a bunch of junior high school students, some of whom had spicy strips in their hands, and the whole car smelled bad. I turned my head disdainfully and swallowed unwillingly.

My physique belongs to the type that clothes that can be bought in shopping are ugly, clothes that can be seen can't be bought, clothes that I want to buy are beautiful before payment, and they become ugly when I buy them home.

When I took a taxi that day, the driver asked me, "Are you in a hurry?" I said, "Not bad." The driver said, "Then I'll drive slowly. The girl dresses beautifully in summer. Let's watch while walking. "

Late autumn buds wither with the wind in the endless void, falling one by one, like fragments of a dream, so silvery, so delicate and light-in memory of my dandruff.

Gecko went to play in the forest and met a chameleon. Chameleon: Son, this is not your place. Go where you came from! Gecko: What do you look like! It's nice to grow up and know some magic!

Two children are chatting on the bus. Child A: Why did you delete my QQ yesterday? Child B: I got my card on the QQ computer yesterday, so I deleted you. If I delete the computer, it won't get stuck. Child A: Really, I'll try it.

One dark night in a month, I walked into a small shop where there was only a little girl and her mother. I have a fierce face. The little girl looked at me and said to her mother, mom, I'm afraid. Only heard her mother whisper: don't talk, mother is also afraid.

A woman in the office chatted in the afternoon and asked, guess who will win when my husband and I fight? We were all guessing that the manager suddenly spoke, and you must have won. Q: Why? The manager suddenly said with a complicated expression: the man is bluffing at best, and the woman is really fighting!

After the third grade exam, three students began to complain. A said, "I didn't do well in the Chinese class, and the teacher said I was a loser." B said, "I can't keep up with physical education class. The teacher said I was a defective product. " C said, "I failed the political class and the teacher said I was dangerous."

On the bus, a woman dragged a dog and sat next to me. I looked at the dog, it looked at me, and then it looked at me. I keep staring at it, and it keeps staring at me. After a while, the woman looked at her dog, then at me and asked, Do you know each other?