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The lines of Wei San's sketches
Old employer: glasses): Give me the money quickly.
Che Baozi: This morning in spring, I woke up easily. There were mosquito bites everywhere, and there was mahjong at night. What do you know about winning or losing? I have nothing to say if you don't clap.
Old boss: Can you stop procrastinating and pay quickly?
Che Baozi: Ha, where's the money?
Old boss: Why did you fight so hard?
Che Baozi: Ha, where's the money?
Old boss: I played mahjong last night. 120 won't be given to you. Tell me who this is. What do you think this is?
Che Baozi: Can the winning or losing account of playing mahjong still cause famine?
Old boss: Why isn't the winning or losing account of playing mahjong an account?
Che Baozi: Can you stop following me?
Old club: You pay.
Che Baozi: No, can you not follow me?
Old boss: I'll follow you if you don't pay.
Che Baozi: I'll leave if you don't applaud.
Old boss: I haven't lost money in these two days.
Car steamed stuffed bun: Old boss, I tell you, I definitely can't give you this money.
Old boss: Why not give it to me?
Che Baozi: I'm telling you, you must play with you two.
Old club: You made something out of nothing. How did you know we were playing cards together?
Che Baozi: You two don't play cards together, they all listen, and even give them some guns.
Old club: I also listened to it. What shall I do with it? I know it's hard to listen to mahjong, right Look, friends, this is not funny. What are you doing?
Che Baozi: Anyway, I'm telling you, you two are either having an affair. Mm-hmm.
Old boss: I can't afford to play. How can you have an affair?
Che Baozi: Come to the old boss. Are you two okay?
Old boss: You can pull it off.
Che Baozi: You didn't tell me the truth.
Old boss: What's the matter? People can all like me.
Che Baozi: Are you interested in others?
Old boss: (two quick laughs) Will you stop messing about with that useless thing? Don't you want to give this money?
Che Baozi: Tell you what, old boss, I'll let her kiss you as soon as she comes.
Old boss: You are so idle. Why do people always kiss me?
Che Baozi: I'll let her kiss you.
Old boss: Don't brag. You can do it.
Che Baozi: What if she wants to kiss you?
Old boss: I won't take my 120 yuan if you let her kiss me.
Che Baozi: Really?
Old boss: Really?
Che Baozi: You keep your word.
Old boss: Why don't you keep your word?
Chebaozi: Come and pull the hook.
Old boss: What?
Chebaozi: retractor
Old club: How old are you to play this game?
Che Baozi: You come, you come, you come.
Old boss: Really?
Che Baozi: Yes.
Old boss: I'm afraid of you.
Che Baozi, my old club: hang yourself with a hook, (120 is not allowed. Car steamed stuffed bun said this, the old club didn't speak)
Che Baozi: (smirking)
Old club: OK, that's settled.
Che Baozi: OK.
Old club: I'll see what you can do.
Che Baozi: Look.
Old boss: God, I just think you have a free day. This is for leisure (laughs).
One-piece: holding the medicine bottle in the left hand and inserting the needle in the right hand. Fun mahjong nicknames are waiting for me?
Old boss: Can't you keep your voice down? You frightened the life out of me.
Che Baozi: No, you are a big drug addict.
All over: find someone to enter a game quickly, and hurry when you die.
Che Baozi: No, I don't play.
Uniforms: Then why not fight?
Che Baozi: I won't play today.
Uniform: Why didn't I fight when I was injured?
Che Baozi: How do three people play?
Old boss: this can't be played.
Che Baozi: Yes.
All dressed up: three people can't play three angles.
Che Baozi: The old club doesn't like to play, does it?
Old club: I don't play.
Consistent: He is more addicted than anyone else.
Old boss: Let's go.
All-in-one machine: Brother Gang plays for a while.
Old boss: You can pull it off.
All colors: Brother Gang
Old boss: Brother Gong has no money.
Che Baozi: Well, if you want to kiss your old boss, I'll play with you.
Uniforms: Go away, because I'm still concentrating on breaking mahjong. I won't do it.
Car buns: all over. How's this? If you kiss your old club, I'll play with you and I'll pay you back 10 thousand.
Uniform: true or false?
Che Baozi: Really?
All in one: Oh, old boss, you testify for me, I kiss you, you play with me, and he has to give me 10 thousand
Old club: That's what he said.
Car steamed stuffed bun: Give ten thousand.
They all kissed their old club on the head.
Old club: Oh dear.
Uniforms: take money
Che Baozi: This bitch is really fierce. He is really 120 finished.
Uniforms: Who said 120?
Old club: Oh dear.
Uniform: 10,000.
Old boss: Yes, you didn't say 10,000.
Uniforms: What is 10,000?
Old boss: Just now you said take 10 thousand.
Uniform: pro-money
Che Baozi: Really?
Uniforms: Look.
Old boss: Here (Che Baozi touched a mahjong and said: 10000)
Uniforms: Isn't that 10,000?
Che Baozi: Yes, I didn't say 20 thousand either
Old boss: car buns, car buns, you ghost, have been calculated.
All in one: not you two bad calves. You two conspired to frame me. I'll beat you to death. Oh, my God, there are no needles around.
Old club: Stop it.
Che Baozi: Oh, don't hit the needle roller. Just pull it out (Che Baozi pulled out all the needles).
Old club: It's really hard.
Car steamed stuffed bun: It's addictive!
All-in-one: I'm suffocating (three people have already done it on the mahjong table)
Old boss: three corners.
Keep turning around.
Che Baozi: What about you? There is no one else.
Old boss: if you do this this time, the account will not be counted. You can't be mine this time.
Che Baozi: OK, OK.
Old boss: transfer the village.
Che Baozi: Ah, ha, I went to my village to make room.
Old club: Oh.
Che Baozi: Playing mahjong with you is either a compliment or giving money to the doorman.
Old boss: Don't blow this guy.
Che Baozi: Hey, I was the one who drew the cards yesterday.
Old boss: Ah, you will be sleepy if you don't blow.
Che Baozi: I'm not the one who canvassed with you.
Old boss: How many people?
Che Baozi: On my own.
Old boss: This is nonsense.
Che Baozi: No one plays with me. I will touch myself all night.
All in one: Who can give you a gun if you don't touch it yourself?
Old boss: Who plays fast?
Che Baozi: What are you busy with?
Old boss: Not playing cards.
Che Baozi: I tell you, your problem is very serious.
Old boss: How?
Che Baozi: As soon as I play mahjong and scold the sieve, I pee in my hand. You can't wait to pee.
Old club: Oh dear.
Che Baozi: You have to play your cards well.
Old boss: Don't talk nonsense.
Che Baozi: You can't watch it.
Old club: hurry up, here, here, here.
Car steamed stuffed bun: Yao chicken
Old club: I'll eat.
A suit: I fork
Old boss: Are you sick? You don't remember the fork until the cards are put in place. what are you reading?
Uniforms: Why? Bring it here with a big fork.
Che Baozi: This mahjong bitch always sticks out when she sees a chicken.
(All the phones are ringing)
All-in-one: What are you calling for? You can't stop playing mahjong.
(Telephone: This prodigal bitch only knows how to play mahjong in one day. What should I do with this child's trouser pocket?
Car steamed stuffed bun: I eat.
Uniforms: What would you like to do?
Old boss: What are you playing? this is
Car buns: 60,000.
Uniform: I can't close my eyes if I don't let him be a turtle in my life.
Che Baozi: Then what do you want him to do, your master? You want him to be a turtle and ask the boss to help you.
Old boss: Why did you call again? This thing (all the phones are ringing) can you play this?
All-in-one machine: Hey, Sister (Tel: Sister, what car shall I rent for you when you go back to our parents' house tomorrow).
Che Baozi: What are you fighting for?
All-in-one: Sister Dongfeng, just hire her.
Che Baozi: I'll blow the south wind from the east wind.
Old club: You should pay attention to your next home. Don't always call (everyone).
Che Baozi: Oh, I don't have time to play mahjong.
(The phone rings)
Old boss: Whose phone is this? Here we go again. What's wrong with the phone?
Che Baozi: You dead old man, you still have such a bell.
Old boss: Hey! who is it? (Telephone: Hey, my wife, um, our family comes to collect corn. Did you sell 85 1 kg? )
Che Baozi: Call quickly.
Old club head: medium
Car buns: What the hell?
Old boss: I feed, feed, feed. Why is this still abandoned?
Che Baozi: Why can't you two talk endlessly? It's really good to play mahjong with you.
Old boss: How to fix this?
Che Baozi: You hit me, you hit me.
Old boss: This mobile phone is killing me. It's good to call again and again (the bell rings)
Chebaozi: Whose is it (I answered the phone myself)?
Old boss: What the hell is this?
Che Baozi: Hehe (Tel: Brother-in-law, I'm a tiger. Do you want the four wheels of the second dog behind you? ) Do you want it?
What do you want?
Old boss: What do you want?
(Telephone: How much do you pay)
Che Baozi: Why do you want 30,000 brother-in-law?
Old boss: playing cards.
Che Baozi: Not a taxi.
Old boss: 30,000
Che Baozi: What have you been up to (talking to the uniform)? Turn off your phone when others call to play cards.
The old club is the same: they are all closed.
Take it all: it doesn't matter who takes it off.
Che Baozi: Really!
Uniform: Come on, keep fighting.
Car steamed stuffed bun: Hurry up. Who did you say you hit?
All in one: you're gone.
Car steamed stuffed bun: nine cakes
Old club: No.
Uniforms: Hungry.
Che Baozi: Huh?
Uniforms: Hungry.
Che Baozi: Didn't you come to our house to play mahjong? You are still hungry. Eat at home later on an empty stomach.
Uniform: I'm starving every hour.
Che Baozi: There is nothing to eat. We have nothing to eat at home.
Uniforms: on the hour
Che Baozi: No.
Old club: It's the hour. Look, I told you, I'm a little hungry, too.
Car steamed stuffed bun: Ha
Old club: I'm a little hungry, too. Is there anything to eat in the house on the hour?
Che Baozi: There is nothing at home.
Old boss: Who are you going to fuck? You call the snack bar on the hour.
Car buns: take the money.
Old boss: Do you think playing mahjong at your house for a while is not enough?
Che Baozi: I have to take care of your meal.
Old boss: This man is terrible. This man
All over: Come on.
Che Baozi: Hello, Lao Biao (Tel: it's me). Is there anything to eat in the snack bar (telephone: do you want to eat the turtle that just entered)
Old boss: fight
Che Baozi: What did you do?
Uniforms: three pieces
Car steamed stuffed bun: I'll eat three. I want to eat three.
Old club: He ate three.
Che Baozi: Let me tell you something. Hey, hey, why did you drop three pieces? Isn't it haha? I ate three pieces. Ha ha.
Uniforms: Not you. What the hell is this?
Car steamed stuffed bun: burnt.
Old boss: What the hell are you?
Car buns: stick three strips on three sides.
Old club: I'll see how you hit me.
All over: mine.
Old boss: What kind of mahjong do you have?
Uniforms: I didn't.
Old club: What about one of the two or three?
Uniform: Then I don't have one more and three more.
Old boss: Did you fool you by calling?
Uniform: Who was cheated?
Che Baozi: Their cards are all right. They broke them and left 25 messages.
Uniform: You are so clean.
Old boss: I can't hit three on 19. Will you play without you?
Uniforms: Who can't play? Look at your old face like a whiteboard.
Old boss: Hello, your face looks like a big cake. You are still talking about me.
Almighty: whose face do you think looks like a big nine cake (hitting the old boss on the head)
Old boss: You still hit people.
Uniform: hit you?
Old boss: Who did you hit? (I hit a uniform head)
Uniform: Don't you dare hit me (take off your shoes and take a taxi from your old boss)
Che Baozi: What does it have to do with me?
Old boss: What are you doing?
Uniform: Don't you dare mess with me (the phone rings)
Old boss: What the hell is this? This prostitute threw it.
Uniforms: Who is a prostitute?
Old boss: it's not that you don't play, I don't play.
Uniform: I won't play with you in the future.
Old boss: I won't play this thing with you in the future. What the hell is this?
Che Baozi answers the phone: He's coming. Ok, I'll tell him.
Old boss: I won't play mahjong with you in my life.
Che Baozi: Your sister asked me to tell you.
All-in-one: What is it?
Che Baozi: You asked her to hire Dong Feng, and she paid 3,800 yuan.
Uniforms: When did I let her recruit the east wind?
Old boss: It's time to laugh.
The phone rang again.
Uniforms: I asked her to hire qq.
Old boss: I let you hire qq when playing mahjong. Finally, you hit a big east wind, and you said yes, she hired a big east wind for you, so she had to hire a big east wind to come back.
Che Baozi: If there is a train in this mahjong, your sister has to hire a train (answer the phone: Who is it? )
Old club: this
Che Baozi: OK, I'll tell him (to the old boss: Your wife asked me to tell you about corn, 85 1 kg.
The houses are all built)
Old club: Not much.
Car steamed stuffed bun: It's sold for 85 cents.
Old boss: I didn't sell a dollar. She sold it for 85 cents.
Che Baozi: She said you were right.
Old boss: When was I right?
All over: laughing.
Old boss: What are you laughing at?
All-in-one: I asked you what you played mahjong just now, and you were right.
Old boss: Why did you ask me so soon? I will tell you, and I will accompany you all my life.
Xiaowan: My brother-in-law drove back.
Che Baozi: What's back?
Xiao Wan: Four wheels.
Chebaozi: I bought it.
Xiao Wan: Yes.
Che Baozi: How much did you spend?
Xiao Wan: Thirty thousand.
Che Baozi: Who told you to buy teeth for 30 thousand? Those four wheels are worth 12 thousand
Xiao Wan: What did you say on the phone just now? I said that the four wheels of the two dogs were missing. How much do you want me to say?
Say 30 thousand, and you come back like this
Che Baozi: I told you.
Old club: I just called 30 thousand and you said you wanted it
Che Baozi: You have. Are you out of your mind?
Xiaowan: When I got into the water, you said 30,000.
Che Baozi: I can't hear 30,000 when playing mahjong.
Xiao Wan: What's it to me?
Che Baozi: Send it back to others quickly. What is it?
Chef Puzi: Stop playing.
Car steamed stuffed bun: It's scattered.
Tiger pot: I brought you three steamed turtles. I'd better do it myself. Try it quickly.
Car steamed stuffed bun: So-and-so asked you to send a turtle.
Cook's old shop: How did I forget it so quickly? You didn't call to ask me if I had anything to eat. I said you can eat a turtle that just went in.
If you don't eat, you say eat, I ask you how much, and you say three. I didn't make it for you quickly, so I sent it over. Try it quickly.
Car steamed stuffed bun: I said eat three.
Cook's old shop: You call.
All in one: you ate three of mine.
Che Baozi: How many Qian Qian?
Cook's old shop: Your cost price is 450.
Che Baozi: Come on, let's play mahjong. You said you were hungry, didn't you?
Uniform: Ah.
Che Baozi: This fish has reached 450. Let's withdraw money at 150.
Uniform: I have something at home. I have to go back and see. I'll go first.
Che Baozi: Don't go, old man. Let's get started. Let's go
Old boss: Oh, this thing is too expensive and has no nutrition. I can't afford it. Please eat. Hey, hey, bye.
Cook's shop: It's all gone. Then you can pay the money. The telephone charge you want is 450 pounds. (Che Baozi pays for the cook's shop. )
Car steamed stuffed bun: 400 is so much.
Cook: Of course, no one else.
Che Baozi: You go home.
Slot machine: Don't say anything, you bastard. Take it.
Che Baozi: This is me, you three bastards. Listen to me. Nobody will be interested in playing mahjong in the future.
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