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Once upon a time, there was an ant walking on the road. Suddenly, it got into the soil. A rabbit saw it and asked inexplicably, "Why are you showing a foot?" The ant replied, "Kill the elephant!" "

The next day, the ants left in droves. The rabbit saw it again and asked an ant, "Why did you leave?" "I went to the hospital to donate blood. Yesterday, an ant knocked down an elephant. Let's go and save that buddy. " A few hours later, the rabbit met the ant again. I saw them walking in dismay. The rabbit asked again, "What's the matter? Is the elephant saved? " An ant replied weakly, "All of us have compared blood samples. Only one ant has the same blood as an elephant. After drawing blood, the elephant said that he would sue me. I said I didn't win, so I'll wait and see. " The rabbit scratched his head and turned away.

On the third day, the rabbit went to the stadium to watch the fun. On entering the door, several dignified figures, defendants and ants stood. The prosecutor stood in front of an angry elephant. During the court session, the elephant said, "The ant intentionally hurt me, and caused an accident and ran away. I should send him to prison for six months, that is, six months! " ! "

The ant listened and regretted it very much.