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Have you ever experienced something that no one believes when you say it?
Besides, I didn't get a sweater and pants until 1983. Before 1983, no matter how heavy it snowed and how thick it was frozen, I wore an old cotton-padded jacket on my upper body and mostly pants on my lower body. Most of the time, I wore two pairs of thin pants for the winter and also cut wood in the wild. Sometimes when the weather is fine, I drive the cows of the production team out of the cowshed and ride to the fields on the side of the mountain to eat grass. Nowadays, many people under 40 hardly believe in these things!
Also, when I was fourteen, I wore sandals barefoot in snowy winter. I picked two bamboo tea baskets from my hometown mountain area and sent them to a state-owned farm about 25 kilometers away from home. I ran back and forth for more than 50 kilometers that day! Earn a dollar and sixty cents! This rack is used for picking tea in state-owned tea farms. The bamboo basket is about 60 cm in diameter, 50 cm in bottom diameter and 50 cm in height. Each basket weighs about 10 kg. You leave in the morning and come back at night, and bring your own dry food for lunch. The salary for picking two baskets is RMB 1.60 yuan, and you can buy a little more than two catties of pork then! Speaking of it now, young people are incredible! Some people say that a 14-year-old boy walks back and forth empty-handed, even if a young man asks him to walk back and forth more than 50 kilometers a day and give him a reward 160 yuan, few people are willing!
Every cause has a cause, and every cause has a result. There are some things you don't want to believe, but you have to believe.
I don't know which year, my daughter and I walked on the riverbank near the county seat and saw a small temple with only one room. We put our heads in. A young master who is at most twenty years old is reading a book seriously (it must be a classic, but I didn't understand it at that time). He saw us, smiled, put down the book and said, "here you are!" " It's like dating a guest. When I looked back, there was no one else, so I smiled shyly and was a little moved.
This incident left me no trace. When I returned to my home and work, I was still a vulgar person, interested in gossip and occasionally gossiping.
Later, I divorced, and after being hit hard by my life, I wanted to find comfort in my heart. Seeing that reading classics on the internet can make people calm down and relax, I pretended to invite a book to read on Taobao. In fact, ask yourself, the fake is unbearable.
A few years later, my daughter graduated and entered the company, but she didn't like her job and couldn't find her favorite direction. She brazenly returned to her home in naked resignation, even in a remote place. At that time, Niangs were desperate, so they remembered the small temple next to them. In order to seek a spiritual sustenance, they bought ten yuan of incense to worship Buddha.
At this time, the temple has been expanded. When we finished burning incense, we met our former master again. When he saw me, he stopped immediately. I did the same when I saw others saluting him. He returned the gift and left.
Because our daughter's future is uncertain, we went to the temple several times more. Once, a strange woman called me and asked me, "Master asked me to ask you, can you come to the temple to meditate?" I was shocked, because I had been meditating for a while to maintain my unhealthy body, but I just felt that it didn't work, and I was ready to give up these two days.
So I told the woman that her legs were old, and the doctor said that I should pay attention to using my knees less. I'm no longer fit for meditation, but after all I've said, she always has something to argue, so she'd better agree.
So I began to meditate in the temple every Sunday. I thought many people were meditating, but I didn't expect it to be just that woman and me. My woman told me that I was the only one, and she was afraid that I wouldn't come, so she took the initiative to stay with me. ) and my coming here is the beginning of meditation in the temple. The little master has already booked a meditation table, and it seems that I must be there.
In this case, I gradually became a vegetarian without anyone's request.
Now, the troubles in my life have been solved, and many of them have been solved strangely. Anyway, it won't affect my carefree visit to the temple every week.
Now, I will participate in many public welfare activities in the temple and meet many colleagues. They are more pious and patient than I am. Every time I go to the temple, I feel particularly relaxed. Many times, I am particularly moved when I bow down before the Buddha.
Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, Mercedes-Benz has only exported hundreds of cars to China for more than 30 years. In the early 1980s, Mercedes-Benz Automobile Company exported more than 2,000 heavy-duty vehicles to China for the first time. I applied for the project, signed the contract and fulfilled the contract. The first contract was negotiated for 15 days, from morning till night. Due to heavy responsibilities, I stayed up for three days and nights in one shipment. On the fourth day, the boat left, and I was not sleepy at all. I sincerely thank the leaders at one level and another for their trust in me.
I've died five times. I once collapsed in a coal mine in Jilin, and I was not injured. Then I went to Shandong to ride a motorcycle and collided with a car. The motorcycle crashed and no one was injured. He fell from the third floor and hit a hole in the ground. He wasn't hurt. The fourth time was pesticide poisoning. Come with me. People in the hospital died and I came back. The fifth time, the car broke down, there was water behind it, and a sewer almost fell down.
It was in the year when my mother died that an apricot tree that had been raised in my family for more than ten years suddenly died. I don't know why. I'm thirteen years old, and apricot kernels are sweet before they die. My dad wanted to show it, but I didn't, because my mom didn't even leave a photo. That's the apricot she planted herself!
Since the apricot tree dried up, I have observed it every day, and I have also carefully observed it in summer, hoping that it can be revived. In a blink of an eye, three years have passed and I am sixteen years old. One day in April that year, I actually saw young leaves on apricot trees. For twenty days, the whole tree really lived, but it didn't bear an apricot. The next year, the apricot tree revived and bore many apricots, but the apricot stones were bitter. So far only neighbors have witnessed it.
I took part in the high jump and won the third place. In fact, only three people attended. I didn't jump the lowest meter. I didn't jump three times. You have to give me a certificate. No one will believe me when I say it, but it's true, not a joke.
20 10 65438+ 10 24, Cairo, Maadi prison, there is a "police community" outside the prison, because the rows of houses along the road are orange, which is called "red building" in China. On the evening of 24th, I had dinner with some workers from China in Youyang, Chongqing, in a Chinese restaurant on 233rd Street (I seem to remember that it was called Genghis Khan, which was opened by China people). I packed some food (due to the situation, Mubarak will step down and "protest" everywhere, so we are going to order some food). Walking back to the rented place in the "police community", I met several ragged Egyptians and begged us for food ... Looking at their pitiful appearance, I gave them all the food in plastic bags ... The next day (the morning of the 25th), I learned that Maadi prison opened all the doors and released all the prisoners last night ... On the same day, Mubarak announced his resignation.
Tell me another thing that may violate the regulations ... 20 1 1 late June and early July. During the turmoil in Libya. When I was in Cairo, two middle-aged China people suddenly appeared in the Chinese circle. They lived in Kailuo but frequented Maadi. One is tall and thin, and the other is short and fat. We joked that it was "the fat monk and the thin monk in Jin Yong's novels". They don't talk and laugh much, but they are generous. The car they drive is also a Toyota Land Patrol 4700 ... One day, they came to our company to play and discussed borrowing our company's office to receive some Egyptians (China people often borrow other China company offices to receive local people, which is normal, because their company is small or has no office at all, and they all work from home). I, they came and received three or four "Egyptians" (speaking Arabic in Egyptian dialect), with bodyguards carrying guns and several people pulling two small suitcases. The main Arabs have their own characteristics, Libyan headscarves and scars around their mouths ... A few hours later, these Arabs left ... China asked me to help them carry their land patrol 4700 on the suitcase, which was small but heavy, and no one could carry it (only gold can be so small but heavy, I didn't ask, I knew it).
A few days later, watching TV news ... American troops killed Gaddafi's envoy on the Egyptian-Libyan border and seized the military purchase contract he signed with a company in China (North Industries). When I saw the photo of the body, I broke out in a cold sweat ... just a customer who borrowed money from our company. The main Egyptians (Arabs) are easy to identify. So, I called the two men "Toutuo", but since then, the phone has never been connected, and the two men have never appeared in the Chinese community in Maadi, Egypt. .....
After a while, a spokesman for China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs said that the arms deal with Libya was an enterprise act and had nothing to do with the China government. ....
..... Interested friends can find relevant clues online.
At that time, I was four years old, crossing the road, but unfortunately I was run over by a car, and it was a big tricycle modified by 1983 to pull people, and then I just suffered a little skin injury. 13, Tanggu crashed and scrapped a car. It was fine to go to the hospital for examination.
Was robbed of his heart.
I mowed the grass in the field when I was about eight or nine years old. Inadvertently looked up and found a black object flying straight over my head for about 5.6m, which scared me to lie on the ground. Later I learned that it was a foreign body, a flying saucer. Silent, extremely fast.
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