Positive energy stimulates people's laughter.

1, don't lose heart, isn't life like this? Up and down, up and down.

Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

Yesterday, I went to the zoo to see animals. When I see tigers, I can spend 20 yuan to buy live chickens to feed them. I quickly dropped 20 yuan and carried the chicken away beautifully. . .

4. When I was just about to drive the roller coaster today, I took out some prepared screws, patted a sister paper in the front seat and said, Beauty, how many screws are missing from your seat!

When I came home from work and saw my wife drinking pesticides, I said, "Drinking less is not good for your health."

6. I drank too much today. I'm afraid that my boyfriend will make ... a violation of normal ethics when I'm madly in love. Sure enough! He is really that kind of person! ! ! Because he sent me home safely again.

7. Today, in the elevator, two Germans were chatting together, but I didn't expect that I understood everything. It seems that studying hard is very effective, otherwise how could they speak Chinese so fluently!

8. The holes in jeans are very fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

9. I passed your friend verification request. Now you can choose your favorite products in my circle of friends.

10, don't shit at home, be sure to stay in the company. If you spend 10 minutes defecating every day, you will have 40 hours of paid defecation time a year, which is equivalent to 5 days of annual leave.

1 1, your life is like this cup of boiled water, a blank.

12, life is not only in front of you, but also at the invitation of your predecessor.

13, more lonely than a person eating hot pot is that a person has no money to eat hot pot.