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Give the idol a monkey! Why is the vulgar "reproductive worship" so rampant now?
Worship the idolization of reproduction and grow on every fan like cancer! Idolize had only seen his concert before and shouted, "I love you, I like you, and your singing is really beautiful. It's that simple. The craziest person, I remember being a fan of Andy Lau, so I followed. If I lose everything, I will stare at Andy Lau, just like following him!
Nowadays, fans express their love in a rude way. Why do you want to have many children for Aidou? To put it bluntly, there are even some vulgar language!
I describe life as mysterious from conception to reproduction. How mysterious is it? If you can only talk to the people you love, you may not have to be shy in ancient times, but in this civilized era, it makes people laugh and feel that you are a "boy" and a "girl" without a tutor!
What fans want, can idols give? You seem to have no brains. Have you ever had a mouth addiction? Andy Lau married Zhu Liqian, and Tony Leung Chiu Wai married Carina Lau. What qualifications do you have to have children with others? You are a hundred willing people, and others will be a star or not. Just like Feng said to Andy Lau, I want to give you a baby and I want you to be my husband. Are you kidding?
And the word "husband" has become casual now. People who got married were embarrassed to shout it out. It's different now. Everyone who sees a big girl or a little daughter-in-law is called a husband. All right, whatever!
A star is a little thing, singing and acting. Look at it. Why are they serious? We are girls, we should be reserved, we are boys, we should be rational, we are uncles and aunts. It's really bad and embarrassing!
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