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Kneel for the end of London starlight
He is the situation, the man who held her to the highest level, the "Uncle Guan" she followed and looked up to all her life, and her father's little friend.
Over the years, everyone has said that he loves her dearly, but only she understands what a man who wants everything for her is like.
She used to be rebellious, violent and disobedient, but a faint look in his eyes could make her black and blue and easily surrender.
However, he pushed her away from his heart again and again.
A murder case, a specious "split personality" disease, pushed their feelings to a climax. In order to help her clear her name, he even cruelly pushed her to another man's side and let himself flow among the flowers again.
He once said: Xin Chen, you are my brightest star.
But she said: You are my whole starry sky.
Who will be the one who will finally go to redemption when he meets the best time of stubbornness?
1, last night's star, last night's wind
When the car stopped under teaching building A, it was already two minutes to eight. Students who haven't entered the classroom are rushing to the teaching building with soy milk. No one noticed this cool sports car, let alone the man with a livid face and the woman whose head was chopped.
It all started like this—
When the black Bugatti creaked in front of the teaching building, Yin was about to get off. Suddenly, the man in the driver's seat locked the central control: "Yin"
Her heart jumped, and the anger she felt from the moment she got on the bus came from someone's anger, and it was poured on her face unabashedly.
Bang!
Holding a pile of lists, * * * threw them at her-
"Speeding, running a red light, drunk driving! Yin, please give me a good explanation. How on earth did you get so many lists in just three days? Damn it, don't you want that life? How many times have I told you not to drink and drive? You gave me a glass of wine, then drove to the beach and got on the highway! Are you bored with your doctorate or are you mentally ill? ! "
Swearing words are all shouted at once. Surprisingly, there is almost no pause at 0.0 1 s.
Core Chen stared at the pile of tickets that should have been posted on her car in amazement. The traffic police should have thrown it at her and put her in prison for a few days. Now, she has fallen on the windmill in Guan Jing.
"I ..." She opened her mouth to say something.
Before she finished, the angry man suddenly raised his hand and glanced at the watch on it.
A second later, there was a slight noise in the car and the central control was released.
"Go to class."
Chen paused, all the words went around his mouth, and then he swallowed again.
The man packed his critical posture in a second. For only a second, he glanced at his watch and thought it was time to scold him. It's time for the "damn child" to go to class, and his face is instantly put away and returned to the coffin face that has remained unchanged for a hundred years.
This is Guan Jingfeng.
After getting off the bus, Xin Chen hooked his lips slightly on the other side he couldn't see, which seemed self-deprecating and bitter.
The bell rang earth-shattering, and the sound of high-heeled shoes knocking on the ground also sounded on the promenade of the teaching building.
That's a pair of three-inch gladiator sandals with Liu Ding embedded in them. When the students heard footsteps, they knew it was their economics teacher.
Sure enough, the footsteps finally stopped on the podium, and Yin stood there, smiled at everyone, opened the lesson plan and began a new lesson.
If everyone has a suitable career, then in the eyes of a university student, Yin's most suitable career is selfless, which is also her role now.
Yeah, right? It is clear that a few minutes ago, I was taught a lesson by an ancestor in that black sports car. That shameful gesture, but I didn't dig a hole and let myself roll in forever. But a few minutes later, when she stood on the podium, her aura and confidence in class came back. As usual, she vividly taught the boring principles of economics in the most acceptable way.
The teaching went smoothly, completely unaffected by Guan Jingfeng's political education class. That posture, as if this quiet Monday would be as smooth as this class, as always.
At eight forty-five, the bell for the first class rang.
She closed the lesson plan and smiled at several students who seemed to have questions to ask.
At the same time, a strange voice came from my ear-
"Is it Teacher Yin?"
"Yes, I am."
"Teacher Yin, you are suspected of a murder. Please come with us to the police station to record a confession. "
"What did you say? ! "
As if the teaching activities were as smooth as before every day, it was at this moment that they came to an abrupt end.
Chen Xin froze, unable to believe what he heard, and unable to believe that the two policemen were aiming at themselves in a domineering tone.
"How is that possible? ! "Suddenly, it was the children who stepped onto the platform.
Hold on tight-
"How is it possible!"
"Are you mistaken?"
The whole classroom was in a mess like a frying pan.
At that time, the scene changed from a lazy university break to a bitch swearing. Yin was shocked, and the two policemen stood there, watching her stand in front of her indifferently-
No, there must be something wrong!
"Who was killed?" She tried to keep her voice calm. It's just that when the police give unemotional answers-
"Fu Mingxia."
Chen paused, unable to remain calm. Three-inch gladiator sandals almost knocked her to the ground-
"What did you say?"
"Are you sure Fu Ming analysis? The one who does foreign trade? The handsome one? "
"How did he die?"
"When and where? ! "
"Bastard, can't you say anything?"
"Fuck you!"
The police car drove back to the police station in full view, and along the way, Yin's mood changed from extreme disbelief to extreme sadness, and finally to extreme anger.
And those two damn civil servants, ever since they told her Mingxi was killed and put her in a police car, can't open their mouths like pliers. No matter what she said or asked, no matter how eager she was, she was almost frantically eager to know whether the victim was really the Fu Minghao she thought, the Fu Minghao who went to the seaside for a drink with her three days ago, and the best, most reliable and trusted heterosexual friend in her life. But these two bastards never even opened their mouths from beginning to end!
"Bastard! Bastard! "
Everyone in the police station watched curiously as this beautiful woman with malicious intent was brought into the interrogation room by her colleagues.
"What does it have to do with the dead?"
"Fuck your feelings!"
"Yin Chen Xin!"
"What are you shouting? Why do I ask you so many questions in the car that you don't even care about a bird? Now sit down and start questioning me? " The woman who just sat in the chair stood up again with a "Huo". The original tall figure, with the help of three-inch gladiator sandals, is even more majestic in front of two policemen. "I ask you, I said Fu Mingxi? Exactly.-No.-Really? ! "
"yes." The door of the interrogation room was suddenly opened, and a tall figure came in from behind the door with a light on his back, locked the door, and moved to her sensory range with the sound: "Shaodong is in charge of foreign trade, runs a family business, drives a Lexus, is 1.83 meters tall, looks handsome and is covered in red powder. Miss Yin, do you need me to make a more in-depth description? "
Knock on the door.
Something fell from her heart in the deepest and heaviest way and landed on the floor.
Yin sank back into his seat: "What did you say?"
He said ... the analysis was clear.
She knows Fu Mingxia!
Fu Ming, her closest friend of the opposite sex in the world!
"Miss Yin." The man who just walked in from the interrogation room nodded at her. "It's your friend Fu Mingxia, it's true."
He went behind the table and waved to the policeman sitting there: "You go out first."
"Yes, group leader."
Chen absently looked at an empty weed on the wall of the interrogation room: "So, do you doubt it's me?"
The opposite person doesn't know when it changed from three to one. This one doesn't shake his head or nod, but the light in his eyes is almost the same as the previous two.
"Miss Yin," he sat down opposite her, "my name is Yu, Yu, and I am the team leader in charge of this case."
But who is interested in knowing who he is?
Her clear analysis, so inexplicably left.
Can you imagine? We just met two days ago, had a drink together, spent a long and sad night together, and listened to her favorite "To Alice" together!
Dazzling, her world has never seen this person!
Can you imagine? !
"Do you know Mingxi is my best friend?"
"I know." The surname Yu's eyes were fixed on his face, and his attitude was much gentler than that of Xiao Zhang just now, but he also had an obvious examination: "And I also know that your relationship is not just as simple as good friends, right?"
Core Chen just looked at him, and suddenly, she found that this face was different from the two small policemen before. He looks much more beautiful, elegant and gentle, but his mouth is still the same irritating words-
"Have you come into contact with before? When I was in college? " He pursed his lips. "Besides, even if we break up, we are still very close, right?"
Core Chen did not answer.
"Three days ago, you spent the whole night at the seaside. Afterwards, you followed him home around six o'clock in the morning, and-according to the autopsy report, Fu Mingxi was killed at seven or eight o'clock that morning. "
"What? ! "Nothing can be more shocking than this," seven or eight o'clock? Seven or eight o'clock? ! I didn't leave his apartment until half past seven! "
"So ..."
"So, you think I did it?" She slumped in her seat and couldn't stand up anymore.
At 7: 30 in the morning two days ago, she had breakfast at Fu Mingxia's house and went home alone. Mingxi asked her if she wanted to send her back, but she saidno. He must be very tired after spending the night at the seaside, not to mention that she wanted to be alone at that time. She wants to walk home alone. She wanted to deal with the phone call she received the night before, which shocked her, upset her and made her almost crazy. Completely destroyed the small world that she always thought was calm. She wants to think quietly about what to do.
But because of this, Mingxi was killed. At seven or eight o'clock, shortly after she left, what the hell was that? !
"So, that's why you came to school early in the morning and brought me here?"
Should she be in a hurry to explain that she didn't do anything, calm down and explain clearly to this man to get rid of her guilt, or should she let her head be in a mess and blank first, so that she can leave without saying goodbye with grief?
Normally, it should be the former, and the wise choice is the former.
Just a clear analysis. She will never see it again.
"You said you left Fu Mingxia's apartment at 7: 30 in the morning. Is there a witness? "
"No."
"Where did you go after you left?"
"Go home."
"Don't you have classes?"
"There was no class that day."
"Or who did you talk to on the phone?"
"No."
"So, what did you do last night when you stayed at the seaside?"
"Nothing."
"His car was tested for excessive alcohol."
"We had some wine."
"Why?"
"I am in a bad mood."
"Why are you in a bad mood?"
Chen Xin Ning looked at him with a straight face. Suddenly, he didn't want to answer anything.
The mobile phone started ringing soon.
Completely unexpected, friends and relatives all over the world who care about or cherish or want to take political education classes called, Rinrin Bell and Rinrin Bell. ...
After coming out of the police station, the school has two classes. Yin turned his mobile phone to mute, went home to tidy up and went back to school, holding his temper and finishing two classes in the afternoon. Then I turned on my mobile phone and found that there were three people who called the most: Yin Fu, Guan Jingfeng and my good friend Xia Baoru.
I can guess with my toes that the first two must be calling for ideological education, so Xin Chen chose to ignore it automatically and directly unplug Baoru's number: "Do you know?"
"Yes, Chen, what the hell are you doing? I called you nearly a hundred times, and now you call back? If there were not two ghost meetings in the afternoon, I would have gone to your school! Yin, explain to me why you didn't answer my phone! "
Look, this is Miss Xia. Her focus now is not on the murder case, but that Xin Chen doesn't answer her phone calls for nearly a hundred times.
Xin Chen's lip corner couldn't help but pull out a helpless arc: "I'm in a bad mood. I have to answer countless calls in the afternoon and turn off my phone." As she spoke, she left the classroom and walked to the parking lot. "You will laugh. My dad called 100 many times and I didn't return it. "
"Xin Chen." Speaking of which, Bao Ru's voice suddenly dropped. "Iron core, this ... what's going on? Ming is dead? "
"hmm."
"How did you die?"
"Three days ago ..." She couldn't help closing her eyes, and the photos she saw at the police station in the morning came back to her mind-Mingxi was lying there, lying on the ground, lying in a pool of blood flowing out of her body, "being ... inserted into her abdomen with a knife."
There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone.
After a long time, Baoru's voice came, as if she couldn't step on the ground: "They ... suspected it was you?"
"yes."
"Why?"
"They explained that the last person I saw before Josh was killed was me."
"What? Damn it! Are they sure? " In this case, Baoru's momentum suddenly became angry.
"I don't know."
"Core Chen ..."
With a heavy sigh, she couldn't tell whether she was more sad or angry when she became a suspect.
"Core, don't be afraid," Bao Ru's self-confident voice came again. "Wait, wait for me for two minutes, I'll call my dad's lawyer and help you settle this matter. You wait a moment ... "
"Forget it, the Qing dynasty is self-clearing." Core Chen has gone to the parking garage, took out his car keys, and "dripped" in the direction of Black Lotus-this was bought for her when the school hired Guan Jingfeng. He said that a girl would go to school, "Xinhui" and apartment all day, and she would be as tired as a dog, so he decided to sponsor unconditionally.
It's just how old she is, how can she be ashamed to let others subsidize her as she did when she was a child. So Xin Chen insisted on paying, regardless of Guan Jingfeng's black face. After some painful negotiations, he insisted on paying him a new car in installments at the price of a used car.
Similarly, so is the apartment where she lives.
So far, Guan Jingfeng is the biggest creditor in her life-that one. Every time she sees this car go back to that apartment, she will think of it ... Oh, no, in fact, she will still think of him if she doesn't look at this car.
Okay, that's beside the point. Let's get down to business.
"Don't be busy," she got into the car and started the engine. "Do you have time now?"
"Yes, do you want to accompany you?"
"What do you say?"
The two tacitly chose the blues bar they often went to.
Baoru said that her driver was on her way to pick up her grandfather, so she was asked to temporarily change her client and drive her there.
She is waiting for Xin Chen at the gate of Xinhui-by the way, I forgot to say that this Miss Xia has a lot to do with her. Her father is the famous chairman of Xinhui in this city, a caring person who spent a lot of RMB when he was killed in Haiti last time, and also the immediate boss of Xin Chen. Bao Ru, general manager of Xinhui Marketing Department, the second daughter of Bao Bao, is also the boss of Xin Chen to some extent.
This is why Yin was able to walk out of the police station-she told Yu that the reason why she was in a bad mood that night was stress, because in addition to teaching at school, she was also the marketing planner of "Xinhui" Ren Baoru. The initial reason for the pressure was that the planning case for those nights could not be written.
I stared at her for a long time, as if collecting all the evidence about lying, but finally nodded: "Miss Yin, although you are young, you still work in Xinhui, but you can teach in a university. It is normal to have pressure. "
"So, can I go first? This is just your guess. I killed Li Ming. If you really want to arrest me, please take the trouble to collect new evidence. " Then she stopped looking at the surname police officer and got up and opened the door directly.
And magically, he didn't stop it.
Chen Xin pulled over and Bao Ru came running quickly.
"The staff of the Blue Bar told me last time that there will be new cocktails for sale today. Let's try it. "
"Very good." Chen Xin smiled-her lovely sister always does, knowing when not to mention any topic. She asked understandingly, "What meeting are you having today?"
"Shareholders' meeting," Bao Ru took out her cosmetic case from her bag to mend her eyeliner. Shit! My father gave my brother-in-law a 5% stake. Do you think he is crazy? I gave such a heavy stake to a foreigner! "
"What about you? How much did you take today? "
"Not a dime."
As expected: "Can't you see it? He wants to give the company to your brother-in-law. "
"Really?" This woman is no more clear than her family afterwards. "Then he said it!" ! Fortunately, I still work hard on time every day ... "
"Do you work hard?" God, this is really the funniest joke in a disgusting oolong. "Well, miss, I'm planning the whole marketing department. You call the computer to paint your nails during work hours, find out which stores have new products on the market, and go shopping after work hours. How dare you say you are desperate? "
"At least, at least people go to work on time ..."
"Elder sister, you take five figures every month, do nothing, and still dare not go to work on time? Do you think you are Tang Jun? "
"Who is Tang Jun?" Baoru blinked her big, beautifully mended eyes.
Who says that rich girls are all straw bags with only brand-name trends and entertainment in their heads? I can't say they are all, but at least this one in front of me-
Core Chen turned to Miss Xia Er and glared at her. Who knows that Baoru suddenly screamed: "Core Chen, core Chen-"
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