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Write an 800-word essay on childhood.
Looking at the drizzle and cool breeze outside the window, I recalled my childhood. Until I grow up, you will find that every day of my childhood is so unforgettable.
I remember when I was a child, I felt that the closest person in the world was grandma, probably because I spent too much time with grandma. I remember once, my grandmother sent me to kindergarten, but that day I was possessed and cried for my grandmother. I stopped crying until the kindergarten teacher asked my grandmother to take me home.
I remember making many good friends in kindergarten when I was a child. Among them, Song Ruikai is the one with the deepest feelings. I often walk with him after school and sometimes go to his house to play. We can say that we are interdependent.
friends. The bridge between our feelings is the telephone. In the days when we got along with him, I answered all the phone calls, because almost all of them were from him, and a phone call lasted from 10 minutes to more than half an hour.
Come to my house sometime. Until one day, he called and said he was moving. Since then, our conversation has decreased and we finally broke off contact. I still want to see him, but there is no chance now. in?that?case
Later, I made another good friend. I didn't know his name until now. My understanding with him is dramatic: once, my father and I went to dinner and met a lovely little sister, so I met her.
That's it. We began to get to know each other. We get along well, so I go to play with him every chance I get. He sometimes invites me to dinner and introduces me to his parents. One day, I happened to know that this place was going to be demolished. I went.
I looked for him, but I couldn't find him, so I went back. Later, it was really dismantled. In this way, a sincere friendship is over.
I remember when I was a child, I was very playful. Once, a classmate and I came across an abandoned car, and I played with him. I played for a long time, but when we remembered that it was late when we got home, we were scolded naturally. ...
The wind stopped, the rain stopped, and a drop of water fell to the ground. Isn't childhood like a raindrop, gone forever? Cherish the good times of childhood! Until you grow up, you will slowly recall, and you will find that childhood is so beautiful!
Article 2: Childhood past events
Childhood is an ocean of joy. On the seashore of memory, there are countless shells, some of which are gloomy and evoke a sad past; There are wonderful and interesting stories that remind people of their childhood. I'm looking for the most beautiful shell on the coast of memory. Ah, I found it. ...
At that time, I was 8 years old, and I liked to talk about history with my grandfather very much. "Empty city stratagem", "Taoyuan Jieyi" and "Huarong Road" are all topics we often talk about. I was stupid, and I started watching it.
Four classic novels (hehe, children's edition, of course). I especially love the romance of the Three Kingdoms, and I am deeply attracted by the thrilling plot and chivalrous and tender heroes in the book. Because I am interested in the performance of the Three Kingdoms.
My love for righteousness made me interested in collecting cards of the Three Kingdoms. So I mobilized my father to buy me a collection book and started my card collection career.
Maybe someone will say, just 70 or 80. What's so hard about it? Oh, don't underestimate these 70 or 80 cards. It takes hundreds of bags to collect the whole set (including people, cities, weapons and famous horses)
Face, and there will be the risk of card duplication, really not as simple as I thought! "The more difficult it is to accomplish, the more you can arouse people's desire to challenge." Despite all the difficulties, I didn't give up. I pretended to like it.
Eating instant noodles, I used all the pocket money my father gave me to buy crispy noodles (although my parents scolded me) and exchanged copy cards with my classmates. Day after day, it was almost successful, but it was caught by one.
The card stood in the way. It was a "Zhuge Liang" card with a small circulation, and many people gave up halfway because of the lack of this card. Some people even started thinking about "getting rich" because they received two cards.
Head, clearly marked: 10 yuan each. At the most confused stage of my collection, I also thought about using this shortcut to complete the collection as soon as possible, but on second thought, my mother once said, "You can't just look at the results and don't take them seriously."
Cheng, there will be more unexpected gains. "If you collect cards so easily, you will lose the meaning and fun of your own collection, and you still have to rely on your own efforts. Finally, the opportunity came. A good friend of Taekwondo class was very lucky.
I collected two Zhuge Liang cards. Under my "political and ideological work", he finally agreed to exchange 50 duplicate cards for a "Zhuge Liang" card. Although I lost 50 cards, when I got them,
The moment Zhuge Liang got stuck, I almost cried with joy. In this way, after a year or so, I finally got my wish to collect all the characters, cities, weapons and famous horses in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
However, there are also "hills" made of instant noodle bags at home (it is disgusting to see instant noodles so far).
The accumulation of cards not only satisfied my hobbies, but also enriched my knowledge, my life and my patience, which made me understand that everything should start with small things, "No accumulation of steps, thousands of miles; You can't become a river without a small stream.
Although it has been a long time, I always feel a sense of pride when I see that stamp album in the bookcase. I was very happy when I integrated the card.
Article 3: Childhood past events
This year, I am eleven years old, and I will bid farewell to my childhood and enter youth. When I recall my childhood, those interesting stories immediately come to my mind. Those silly, ridiculous, naive and meaningful ones not only make people laugh, but also inspire them deeply.
Stupid things are often severely criticized, but after the criticism, I was inspired. But the root cause is hard to get rid of, and "stupid diseases" often recur. Constantly criticizing, constantly educating, constantly being inspired, and so on, I grew up in criticism, education and inspiration.
On the beautiful lakeside of Baihua Lake, many fruits are planted in the countryside. Children all like to eat fruit, especially in the local plum ripening season. We are very happy. Speaking of weekends, there are three-person teams and two-person teams.
Grazing cattle is actually stealing plums and satisfying narrow-minded mouths. Of course, I am no exception. As soon as we came to the hillside, we couldn't wait to tie the cow rope to the stones and stumps, and then went straight to nearby Li Zilin. Put it down.
Put down the trunk, climb the tree, hit that one with a bamboo pole, and watch the small one. Sometimes the watchman can't stand his temper, so he runs under the tree and begs, "Give me a food and I'll give you a cow later." "Well, be sure to give me a hand.
Cow, take it. "Everyone took a plum and wolfed it down. After that, my mouth was stained with yellow juice, just like lip gloss. Guys, look at me. I look at you. I can't help laughing. Sometimes, be bold.
Now simply stop watching, the consequence will be that the grandparents who watch plums will be arrested and handed over to their parents or teachers, which is bound to be another lesson. Light will criticize education, heavy will beat and scold punishment. Promise countless times
The second time, at that time, or even that year, it may have changed. However, next year, when the plums are ripe, the old problems are made again.
Interesting things are always unforgettable, how much joy they give us! Added a lot of excitement to our childhood! In hot summer, my friends and I fight in the water. This is not a water war, but
Attack each other with mud under the water. It takes a lot of effort to hide underwater. You must dive to catch mud. It depends on your eyesight when you come up. If you don't hit each other, you will be beaten. Some partners hold their breath and dive.
Go to the bottom, swim out of the water in another place, grab a handful of mud and hit each other. If you can't hit it, you hit each other in the face. At this point, the other party became a bad old man, and everyone laughed. The other side won't give up.
Hugh, this is the beginning of a great war. You throw me, I'll hit you. Anyone who is not careful will have all kinds of faces and a lot of mud. Jumping around, like countless corns exploding in a hot pot, the water is very lively. end
Now, some don't want to fight, so they hide under the water, and the other side waits on it with mud. After a while, the hidden one came out to get some air. As soon as he came out of the water, the oncoming mud fell on his head and hung like a bird's nest was lifted. such as
If you don't give up, you will continue to be beaten. However, admitting failure is not a simple matter. The winner smeared mud on the head, face and body of the loser, leaving only two black eyes, just like loach, coaxing again and again.
Tang Xiao.
The most childish and funny thing is that pig grass was beaten. When I came home from school that day, I went to play with my friends. We agreed to hold a mowing competition to see who can get the defender first.
Won the labor champion of our village. The partners are running around, their hands and feet are very agile. But I was unlucky that day. No matter where you go, you can't see a piece of pig grass. Seeing that my little friend was almost full of baskets, I panicked and stole him.
We pig grass, accidentally discovered, was not only scolded, but also kicked by friends. They ignored me. Although they were beaten, I am sad that they ignored me. I sighed to myself, "alas, if I had known this, such as.
Why didn't you finish it? "My friend listened to what I said and helped me up with a smile. You see, how stupid I am and how naive my friends are. Childhood is really interesting!
Sometimes we are also very sensible. We use nets to catch fish in the water. There are more fish in the net, so we sell them in the market town, and exchange some money for school supplies to reduce the financial burden at home. When there are few fish, they are roasted and eaten, saving money for the family. But our parents were very distressed when they knew about it, and they didn't allow us to do so. However, we have done many such things behind our parents' backs.
Childhood events are like stars in the sky, endless and countless. They enrich childhood life and decorate childhood dreams.
Article 4: Childhood past events
The front door is resplendent and magnificent, but the backyard is just opposite to the front yard. There are only some weeds in it, but it was my childhood paradise.
Needless to say, smooth marble; Persimmon trees are covered with persimmons, not to mention oranges. But among the stones, there is endless fun. Turn the stone over and the watermelon worm will sleep under it. (Watermelon worm is.
I often hold this little guy in my hand. If you touch it, it will roll into a round "small watermelon". I usually roll it around in my hand until I have fun.
Then put him down. After two or three seconds, he heard nothing outside, so he leaned out his little head and spread his legs and feet. He has many feet. Although he is small, he can climb very fast. Come to the corner root area and open some to penetrate.
Bricks are deep in the soil, and sometimes millipedes will climb out. Scolopes (millipedes are also called centipedes) are very timid. As long as someone finds it, it won't be as motionless as a watermelon worm, but
Swing your legs and run. Although he runs fast, I can still catch him easily, as easy as blowing off dust. But I didn't do it because I was afraid to touch it.
Summer night, more interesting! Fireflies flew over the grass, brightening the dark night sky. Every day when it gets dark, my friends and I will meet in the grass and catch fireflies together. every time
Everyone can catch a big bag, but we will release the caught fireflies. Because my mother said that fireflies would die the next day if they were kept in a certain place and lost their freedom. Because of me, we don't want lovely fireflies.
Children and death. Oh-I see, animals, like us, don't like being bound, they all like freedom!
……
Although the beautiful childhood has passed away, the beautiful memories have always been cherished. Pick up your childhood memories and release their brilliance, but they light up your life!
Zhejiang Longyou is a senior one in dragon three: Wang Jiaxin.
Article 5: Childhood past events
Childhood Past of Class 5 (2) in Pingdi No.1 Primary School, Longgang District, Shenzhen City, Guangdong Province
Once we decorated a kind and naive tree in our hearts, but it was destroyed because of the intrigue of this ruthless city. In this dangerous city, I always recall the past, even if it is only a temporary excitement. manufacture
What impressed me most and moved me most were the mentally retarded brothers in the countryside. Probably because I have been away for a long time, I can't even remember their names, but their simple personality makes me unforgettable. If they are still studying, the older ones are freshmen,
Little guy, at least it's time to go to the second grade. Unfortunately, fate made man. In Pingyuan County, Meizhou, there are more than a dozen families living in a small mountain village called Shenshenkeng. At dusk, the smoke from the kitchen chimney flutters with the wind and then rises at dawn.
A glimmer of hope. Living a carefree life, if there is nothing to do, the old man occasionally meets two simple and honest brothers. My brother is big, rough and a little fat. His face is very special. Li Bai's light on his face is like splashing water.
Loops of ripples overflow. My brother is slightly thinner and shorter. I am very satisfied with them, because they have the same style as me, and they have been killed several times. In fact, the so-called "gun" is nothing more than comparing the handle to a gun.
Sample, and then by the mouth "beep" and "beep" sound. Although the game is a bit messy, the effect is good. After playing for a while, you can always knock down a few, but the odds are not great, just like once, the cunning "brother" climbed one.
The wall of the alley killed us to pieces. Originally, they were obedient, but because they had been with me for a long time, they also played tricks and threatened to "die" if they didn't play dirty again.
Did not sleep well. Their table tennis skills are not very good, but compared with me, who can't even catch the ball, they are already masters, so when a child older than me wants to compete with me, I can't stand it after making a few jokes.
They went down and taught me to answer uninvited guests table tennis hand in hand. Although I lose every time, I still have some knowledge and contact with table tennis. Their IQ is not very low, and they can consider problems. Queyin
Being discriminated against by others is simple and poor in learning. Usually parents are not allowed to get in touch with such teenagers. But out of sympathy and help for them, I broke this unwritten family rule and often secretly associate with them. Two people strength surprised.
People, so the villagers will ask them for help when they encounter difficulties. At this time, the two are always laughing and laughing, and laughing very well. After nodding their heads, they acted immediately. A load of goods weighing tens of kilograms was quickly lifted by them for more than ten meters, and then they were panting.
Wait for someone to come over there. The villagers always sincerely say thank you to them. Occasionally, villagers will stop them and give them some small items, such as a key ring, a small doll, a dime or a nail clipper. They always say thank you and then pawn them.
Put it away, baby. No one clearly remembers how much hard work they have done for the villagers. How many times have you been helped by them? It's either a lot or hard to say. Recently, I seem to hear that they have also come out to play in Shenzhen. I feel like sand here.
In this desert city, someone finally planted a tree for him. I also hope that they will live well among all beings.
Instructor: Peng Zhongcheng
Article 6: Childhood past events
The past is like pearls, strung together colorful childhood, and leafing through one's "photo album", "diary" and "growth manual" seems to be going back to the past.
Looking back on your own experience, you can clearly see your growth footprint.
I remember when I was a child, my grandmother took me to a beautiful and prosperous small village where people were pure and kind. I have lived in this carefree environment for five years. Five years is a long time. As I grew up, I also made many friends there.
When I was three years old, I began to read four famous books. Actually, I just watched Journey to the West and Dream of Red Mansions. In Journey to the West, I especially like the Monkey King played by a six-year-old boy. Because I want to be
I like the Monkey King's heroism and domineering when he made a scene in the Heavenly Palace in 2000. I like his spirit of being suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhishan. I don't like A Dream of Red Mansions because of Jia Baoyu's female voice in the play.
That woman was very angry. She humiliated all our men. Lin Daiyu cried very much.
Not only do I love the Monkey King, but I also play the Monkey King in my life.
At that time, there was a big earth slope in grandpa's backyard. I strode up the slope with my "golden hoop stick" (actually a bamboo pole) and became my monkey king the Monkey King.
I am not only infatuated with the Monkey King, but also with another animated character, that is our little hero-Nezha. Because I like Nezha too much, but I don't like it as much as Journey to the West, my grandfather gave me one.
Take a straight and strong stick, sharpen one end and get some red tassels. This is a red tassel gun. Get a long piece of red cloth, which is the spirit of the bastard; Finally, find an iron ring, which is the Gankun ring. I put on my costume and walked away.
On the road, children my age looked envious. At that time, I thought I was Nezha, swinging my arm and playing with my red cherry gun. I still remember my carefree life in Huainan.
Looking back, everyone has many unforgettable stories, all of which are treasured in their hearts and savored by themselves.
Xi Anmingdemen Primary School Grade 6: Wang Yantao
Article 7: Recall childhood.
Recalling childhood, the campus was once our second home, the teacher was once our second mother, the classmates were once our brothers and sisters, the classroom was once a happy family, and we are all very happy here.
The family grew up healthily and happily. In the ocean of knowledge, in 2008, you will catch up with me, make progress together and prepare for a bright future together!
In the morning, birds stand on the trees and sing happily, and the sun shines all over the campus. The sun just rose in the west, and the arrogant hens didn't shout loudly. Students have already come to the campus to study hard, so they are absorbed and absorbed.
Chi's appearance is really admirable! The sound of reading has spread all over the campus, and the school has already become an ocean of books!
When you walk into the campus, you will feel warm and happy, even if you are sad and sad, all this will disappear. Lying on the green field in spring, looking at the blue sky, you breathe fresh air, and all your fatigue disappears.
Let's return the teacher's sweat and beautiful campus together!
"Ha ha ha ....." Who is this burst of happy laughter? Oh! Look, the students are having fun on the playground. Some of them are playing hide-and-seek in the shade of a big tree, and some are fighting in the clear sky of Wan Li.
Running hard, some reading, playing chess and telling jokes under the big tree!
Gently open the memory book, which records many childhood memories. Childhood is like a big truck, full of joy, laughter and sweetness! What a wonderful childhood! No worries, no worries; how
Happy, how happy! Childhood is very naive, always laughing and singing. Childhood is like a piece of candy, take a bite, and when you finish biting, slowly remember its sweet taste! Isn't childhood like this?
When you have finished this happy childhood, in the future, you will slowly recall: that cheerful laughter, that sweetness like sugar, that light dance, that unclear childish words! I recall, I recall, that wonderful childhood!
Article 8: Unforgettable childhood memories
Unforgettable childhood memories
Text/tomboy narrative works
Childhood is a colorful bridge, a colorful road and a beautiful kaleidoscope. It is associated with my wonderful childhood story, but in my childhood, I left a memory that my family will never forget-
It was a cold winter, and I just came to this world for four years. One day, I played house games with my little friend Wang Siqi. She asked me to fetch some water from the pond. I waddled to the pond with the kettle in my hand.
Edge, breaking the ice, ready to draw water, suddenly slipped and fell into the water.
I don't remember how cold the water is and how hard the ice is. I only remember that I had to jump instinctively to escape the danger, but I slipped in the opposite direction of the bank. My thick cotton-padded coat is a little soaked, and so is my body.
A little heavy, I don't remember what I thought at that time, maybe I was thinking: I'm drowning, I'm going to say goodbye to my parents forever!
Just when I was dying, I suddenly felt my body being held up by a force. I don't know how to cry and scream, but I was saved!
My parents saw me like this and cried and hugged me. They didn't notice who saved me. They were busy taking off my wet clothes and boiling water to give me a bath. My parents are so busy that they want to ask.
Somebody help me!
It turned out that when I walked to the pond, a student in my father's class noticed me. When I was struggling in the pond, he wondered why he couldn't see me. A kind brother is actually my destiny takes a hand.
He came to see me in the classroom 100 meters away. When he found my danger, he jumped into the pond and saved me! At that time, I had left the shore for nearly 10 meters.
When mom and dad heard this, they rushed to the class and called the student out. He was shivering with cold, and his lower body was dripping with water, which had frozen. Mom and dad were very guilty and grateful, so they called him home and washed him.
Take a shower, change clothes and make hot soup. Our family can't forget this big brother, my father's student, who is my savior and our savior.
To this day, we still keep in touch. My father always tries his best to help him. According to my father, he has gone to college and found a good job. "Good people are rewarded", I wish him a better and better life, and I will always remember it.
Him!
Article 9: Recall childhood.
In the long journey of life, the happiest time is childhood, which is a star of life. How many people in the world describe their happy childhood with pen and ink, and how many elders tell their childhood interests to the younger generation?
Things. Whenever I read articles and listen to stories about my childhood, my childhood memories will appear in my mind. ...
It was a summer vacation a few years ago, and my parents took me to Guilin, where the scenery was the best in the world. Hearing is empty, seeing is believing, and Guilin's landscape is truly worthy of the name. Lijiang River is like a long ribbon, which connects the two banks beautifully.
Beautiful scenery: there are rugged peaks, scattered trees and clear rivers ... "No mountains, no holes, no caves and no wonders" is a true portrayal of Guilin peaks. Small caves of different shapes are scattered on different peaks, some of which
Like a crescent moon, some like the head of a cat, some like the silhouette of a beautiful woman ... All kinds of stones in the mountains are grotesque, some are stone flowers, some are stalagmites, and some are stone milk ... The beautiful scenery of Guilin really makes us linger.
Return!
There are many pleasures in childhood travel, and a drift in Zhangjiajie makes me remember it vividly. Just boarded the narrow drifting boat, I felt uneasy and afraid of falling into the water. At first, the ship rushed down the current, and then passed several eddies.
It's really exciting, exciting and unforgettable!
Kindergarten teachers and children often appear in my memory. What impressed me the most was the "June 1st" theatrical performance, in which my good friend Kong Hao and I performed cross talk. Halfway through, we were all amused by each other's funny performances.
The program couldn't go on, and all the audience bent over with laughter.
Childhood is the best time in my life, and the fond memories of childhood have been deeply imprinted in my mind, growing up with me-to be an optimistic, kind and enterprising person! Jianhu county Bilingual Experimental Primary School Wu (2)
Article 10: Memories of childhood
Happy childhood memories reappear before my eyes from time to time. Although I always felt a little "stupid" when I was a child, everything I did made me unforgettable.
fish
I remember when I was eight years old, there were many fish in the pond not far from home. I almost lost my sense of smell when I saw my neighbor's fish being roasted pot by pot. Later, my neighbor's brother and I came to the pond. There are more than a dozen people on the pond, all fishing seriously. Look around, isn't that gentle? He can catch fish when he can't calm down! This can make my heart beat.
I came to the pond again. This time, I didn't come to watch fishing. I came with a guy. I started to catch fish like them, but I haven't seen the fish take the bait for a long time. I saw people throwing money, lifting poles and taking them.
Fish, sour in heart, has a special taste. Suddenly, my buoy moved, and I suddenly mentioned that the pole was particularly heavy. I am very excited at this time, and the big fish has taken the bait! With a wave of my hand, I dropped a wet leather shoe.
My face. "Is this the fish you caught?" Everyone present laughed, and of course I laughed.
Learn to swim
My family lives near the river, and my mother often tells me not to play with water. But every evening, there are always many people swimming in the river, swimming like ducks. They often play games! This often makes me stand on the shore and envy. When I was nine years old, I learned the phrase "You can't learn to swim while standing on the shore", which made my heart beat, so I often teased my mother.
My mother couldn't stand my pestering and finally allowed me to go for a day, but I had to stay with my brother. On this day, I followed my brother to the river with a rice rope and began to learn to swim. My brother is in Lamy rope on the north bank of Hebei.
I swam cautiously to the north bank with one end on the south bank of the river and the other end of the rope in one hand. I swam back and forth several times like this, but I still didn't dare to let go. Once, I swam to the middle of the river, and the rope suddenly broke, which scared me to scratch. No way.
Do you know that I swam to the north shore? "I finally learned to swim successfully!" I cried with joy. I jumped home and told my mother the good news.
My mother's answer surprised me a little. She said, "Don't be proud of having a little success. Pride makes people fall behind. You are still young and may not understand. " I nodded and seemed to understand something.
Childhood is so interesting and unforgettable. When I think of all the interesting things in my childhood, I seem to have returned to my naive childhood. And I am constantly sensible and growing up in one interesting thing after another.
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