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What love stories are there in Liao Han's routine?

1. I gave you twelve notes, twelve for friends, twelve for lovers, twelve for lovers and twelve for family. So the name twelve is unforgettable.

If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

You and I have nothing to talk about except being in love.

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why are you bubbling with joy when I see you ~

If one day I say "I miss you", it's not that I miss you this day, but that I can't carry it.

Be my boyfriend. If so, I'll find another way.

6.guess where my heart is.

"It must be left."

"The fault is on your side."

7. Me: I feel so stuffy in my chest.

You: What's the matter? Are you sick?

Me: No, because you are stuck in my heart.

8. Shall we exchange gifts together? "

"Very good."

"Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours."

9. "My blood sugar is low."

"You are quick to say a few sweet words to me."

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1 1. "I know three people like you. ! "

"Who's that? ? "

"Me, me, me!"

12. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like!"

"What movie?"

"Your name."

13. "Can you help me wash something?"

"Wash what?"

"Like me."

14. "I'm actually a hard person to get close to."

"why"

"Kiss me if you don't believe me."