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What love stories are there in Liao Han's routine?
If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
You and I have nothing to talk about except being in love.
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why are you bubbling with joy when I see you ~
If one day I say "I miss you", it's not that I miss you this day, but that I can't carry it.
Be my boyfriend. If so, I'll find another way.
6.guess where my heart is.
"It must be left."
"The fault is on your side."
7. Me: I feel so stuffy in my chest.
You: What's the matter? Are you sick?
Me: No, because you are stuck in my heart.
8. Shall we exchange gifts together? "
"Very good."
"Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours."
9. "My blood sugar is low."
"You are quick to say a few sweet words to me."
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1 1. "I know three people like you. ! "
"Who's that? ? "
"Me, me, me!"
12. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like!"
"What movie?"
"Your name."
13. "Can you help me wash something?"
"Wash what?"
"Like me."
14. "I'm actually a hard person to get close to."
"why"
"Kiss me if you don't believe me."
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