Jokes in the language of selling vegetables

A Shandong man went to Beijing on business. He came to a restaurant to eat onion sauce. So he said to the waitress, "Miss, peel an onion for me!" " "Miss was puzzled at this, but she did it anyway. It was a long time before the young lady came out. She put the tray on the table and said sweetly, "Sir, here are the eight onions you asked for. "At that time, Shandong was a smash hit, and he was blue in the face. Everyone on the side laughed.

A few days ago, I went to my cousin's house. My cousin's family is from Hangzhou. A few days ago, a Beijing nanny came to her house. Because the language is inconsistent, there are many jokes.

Once, my aunt said to the nanny, "Help me call the girl opposite and have sex with our cousin Chuchu." "Oh!" Nanny replied, turned and went out. At lunch, the nanny came back sweating and out of breath: "You, the bud you want is here." . Say, put a seedling on the table. "You ..." Aunt nasty. "I told you to find that girl, not this Bud!" "What this and that?" The nanny was confused and the cousin's family burst into laughter.

On another occasion, my aunt said to the nanny, "Take the clothes on the balcony to Dada. (Wash) ""Got it! " The nanny went to the balcony. Aunt went to the balcony to have a look. She found the nanny patting clothes on the balcony. "What are you doing?" The nanny gave her a look: "Didn't you let me get dressed?" "Ha ha ha ....." Aunt smiled and held back. The nanny scratched her head and didn't understand what was going on.

An old man who has never been far away, Manchun, once went to visit relatives in other places and got lost. He stopped people everywhere and said, "I want to sell gauze hats, I want to sell gauze hats." Outsiders don't understand What are you selling? It turns out that "selling gauze hats" means "asking for directions" in Gaochun dialect.

It is said that two journalists from Beijing went to Ningbo for an interview. The local people introduced the situation and said, "Our economic development in Ningbo depends on one.

Police, and secondly, prostitutes. "The reporter was taken aback. After repeated questioning, the other party still said: "Specifically, it is to relax.

Police, catch the prostitute. After a written conversation, I later learned that it was "by policy and opportunity."