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Who can tell me how to change my luck? . I've been remembering things recently. . It sucks. . 200 distributed to high-level people

Mode of transportation: 1. Go to the dirty air in the house to prepare a raw egg, poke a small hole, take out the yolk, fill it with one-third white vinegar, add a little salt, and put it on the balcony or courtyard (where the sun can shine). After it is completely evaporated, break the eggshell and sprinkle it on the soil in the potted plant!

2. Seek unexpected wealth. Write "Buddha's Light for Lucky" on red paper with a new brush for five days, then put these five pieces of paper on the desk dedicated to ancestors, and take them to the nearest intersection to burn five days later, and read out your name and address at the same time. Within half a month, you will get an unexpected fortune!

3. Everything goes well. Prepare three dried longan, three peanuts (all with shells) and a red envelope bag, eat them before 12 in the morning, put the shells and seeds in the red envelope bag, write your name and wishes in the lower left corner outside the red envelope bag, and then hide the red envelope bag in a secret place under the wardrobe. Leave it alone and you will get what you want.

4。 Honey transportation:

★ This method is suitable for people who are eager for family happiness and peace.

★ Scoop a spoonful of honey with a small spoon and mix well with a glass of water; Stir clockwise at 16, then say to yourself: Pray for the God of Happiness to bless my family's happiness and safety, and then pour this cup of honey water into the flowerpot at home. Those who don't have flowerpots at home can sprinkle honey water on the trees outside.

★ This law shall be carried out on 10 in the afternoon, and shall take effect after six consecutive days.

5. Rock sugar transshipment:

★ This method is suitable for reversing disharmonious family relations.

★ Sew a small bag of 5cm× 8cm with yellow cloth, and don't seal it yet. Then in the afternoon 12 or so, put your hands together and 9 small rock candy in your palm, tell the stars your wishes, and your family XXX and XXX will get along harmoniously; Finally, put the small rock candy into a small cloth bag, tie your mouth with a red thread, and put the small bag containing rock candy and wishes under the pillow of your wish member.

★ The effective date of this law is the day when your small bag is found by members in the wish.

6. Fruit candy transportation:

This method is suitable for people who want to enhance friendship with new friends.

★ Buy a bag of fruit-flavored hard candy, and then take a photo of the fruit candy in the moonlight at about 10 in the evening for three days, guarding the fruit candy and telling the moon about the desire to enhance friendship with XXX. /kloc-you can pack your things in 0/5 minutes. Ask a friend to share these sweets with you in 3 days. Soon, you will find that your friendship is deeper than before.

★ Don't let others see the fruit candy in the moonlight, otherwise it will automatically fail.

7. Mint transport:

★ This method is suitable for people who are introverted but want to make new friends.

★ Prepare a mint, then prepare a white convenience sticker, then melt the mint in a bowl of clear water, and finally completely soak the white convenience sticker in mint water. After 5 minutes, take out the paper and dry it in the sun. Pour the rest of the water on your windowsill and think silently: Please let me make new friends!

★ After drying, put the post-it note in the dictionary, flatten it, and write down your name, phone number and Yi Meier. Be sure to write a post-it note to someone you just met, and soon you will naturally attract new friends!

8. Sugar cube transportation:

★ This method is suitable for friends who want to make peach blossoms.

★ Prepare three cubes of sugar, one of which should be placed in the moonlight at 12 o'clock at night to absorb the aura of moonlight. You can pick it up after about 15 minutes, and then gently hold it in your hand and make a wish on the moon. Then bury this cube of sugar under the rose. The other two cubes of sugar should be put in a cup with boiling water, then stare at the hot air coming up, repeat the wish just now and drink sugar water.

★ This transshipment trick will take 6 days to take effect!

9. Brown sugar transshipment:

★ This method is suitable for people who want to exclude other opponents and protect their happiness.

★ Prepare 2 ounces of brown sugar, knead the brown sugar into fine powder by hand, and then say to the brown sugar powder: Please leave, don't stop my happiness! Then sprinkle half of the powder on the river or stream, and put the other half in a white envelope, and seal the mouth with glue. Then put this envelope at the bottom of the shoe cabinet for 7 days. On the eighth day, I tried to hold this envelope in my hand and walk behind my opponent. Then I tore it apart and sprinkled brown sugar powder on my opponent's shadow. ★ Never look back when dusting your opponent's shadow! As long as the opponent doesn't look back, it works. If the opponent turns back, he will automatically lose his magic, and it will take 33 days to reuse it.