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Who is Sister Xi?
When Sister Xi was born, the underworld was mixed and the sun and the moon gathered together. The Demon Queen predicted that the girl would be a great evil in the demon world and ordered people to abandon her baby in Shan Ye. The baby girl never cried once from landing to being abandoned. She cried once. Those cold and clever eyes stared coldly at the person who abandoned her. When she was taken away by the queen, the demon mother who gave birth to her left a message in her sister Xi's ear. "Those who help me prosper, those who follow me die, those who oppose me die, and those who betray me are better off dead!"
When you Shishi picked up her sister-in-law's happiness, the Central Plains mainland was facing a terrible catastrophe, and the waves were rolling like stacks. The sister-in-law who was still babbling looked at the light blue sky and murmured, "Jade ... Yu ..." Thirteen years later, a legend of a saint came from Tushan, saying, "Dayu went through the house three times, but never entered."
At this time, my sister-in-law has grown into a three-year-old baby. Someone saw that my sister-in-law was not long for thirteen years and was very proud. I only think that the little girl carved with ice and jade is a godsend, and even more spoiled. As long as it is a sister's hobby, the people are interested, looking for it and collecting it for her to appreciate.
When Sister Xi had just grown into a girl, You Shishi had not yet become a weak and poor family. Sister Xi's amazing beauty and bright silver eyes upset the giver. The ancient clan tour talks about the stunning and refined appearance of the demon charm, just like the silver-blue demon pupil. Busch's seclusion has been going back and forth since her sister came, from being rich and powerful at the beginning to being bullied and squeezed today. There is a kind of charity that gradually shakes people's hearts. At the moment, Sister Xi still lives a self-indulgent life. "Jay ... Jay ..." My sister whispered on the table, "Jay is dead and has something to do."
The Xia Dynasty was founded by Yu's son Qi, which lasted for several generations. Yu is a saint, but his descendants are cruel and heartless, and now the king is more cruel and greedy. The handmaid on the side listened to her sister's soliloquy and got a fright. Report to the patriarch immediately. Some givers have always known that sisters are born with zero strength and can predict the future and life and death. The old patriarch looked at the yellow dust flying thousands of miles away, and the shouts from the army were shocking and magnificent.
"Sister Xi, sister Xi, if it weren't for you, an evil witch, you would have fallen to this point!" The heads of the capable eyes are shining with strange colors. "I took care of you for nearly four hundred years and was very good to you. Sister Xi, you should do something! " Say that finish, four strong men waved, tied the sister's happiness.
In the magnificent hall, my sister likes to see Xia Jie. It is said that he is totally disabled and asexual, and looks like a reckless person. Sister Xi was jerked forward by four strong men and knelt before Xia Jie's throne. I heard four strong men say in unison, "A beautiful woman was given a gift, and there are countless treasures. I only ask the king not to attack, but to continue to give, and to serve the king in the future. "
Xia Jie on the throne was fascinated by the charming woman in front of him. "yes." Hurry back and send four people back. Four people just want to go, sister xi not light not heavy sobbing grabbed their footsteps.
"Beauty, why is everyone crying? Which damn ghost makes a beautiful woman sad? " Looking at my sister's tearful Chu, I felt a mess in my heart.
"Wang, the four of them will definitely make my sister happy!" Sister Xi's voice is like Yingge, and Xia Jie is numb all over. "Wang, you must make decisions for me!" Sister Xi raised her head slightly, and her silver-blue eyes melted Xia Jie into it.
"Beauty, what do you want to do with them, my king will do with them."
Sister smiled through tears. "I want them to cut off their ears and noses!"
Four strong men felt limp, pale and trembling, staring at the woman in Xia Jie's arms in an incredible way.
Xia Jie waved and said, "Take it down and do as the princess says!"
In an instant, four sad tones rushed into Xia Jie's bedroom, and her sister leaned in Xia Jie's arms, giggling. If someone betrays her, she will make life more difficult for the person who gives, and eventually live in a nightmare created by her sister.
"King, this bedroom is old and shabby, not as expensive as the house I live in. King, I won't. I want a new palace. " My sister likes to see Xia Jie pamper herself and play tricks on herself, insisting that he build a new palace in three months.
"Beauty, building a palace is costly and labor-intensive, and it may be difficult to complete within three months." Xia Jie answered doubtfully.
"Wang, we have given endless treasures, and the strong managers are full of vigor and vitality. Wang Dake asked them to go to town to help, and they could finish it in March. "
My sister likes to see Xia Jie nod knowingly and smile obsequiously.
"If you die, you have to give something. If you give something, you have to die in the joy of your sister." This is something that the giver will never think of.
In order to please her sister, Xia Jie really captured many slaves and built a new palace next to the old one. My sister likes to repay kindness, betray her enemies and try her best to build a new palace.
Three months later, the palace was completed. The tall and majestic palace, with its unique appearance, looks as if it is going to fall down. My sister was very happy to see the blood on the mound beside the palace and the body had rotted. She named the tilted palace "Tilting Palace".
On that day, Xi's sister followed Xia Jie to enjoy flowers on the platform of Yaotai in the palace, and a handsome gesture suddenly came between them. Sister Xi looked up and saw a man's fortitude and solemnity, only to feel a blush. Xia Jie shouted angrily, "Guan Longfeng, why are you ungrateful and go straight to the palace gate with your sword on your back, ruining my Wang Zhixing?"
Guan Longfeng's low voice sounded coldly: "Longfeng played the emperor for Wang Xian." My sister likes to see him holding a royal map, which depicts the grand picture and grand scene of Dayu's flood control and Tushan Governor's Association. "The ancient monarchs were courteous and honest, loving the people and saving money, so the country was stable and lived a long life. Now the king has squandered his money and killed countless people. If he doesn't change, a natural disaster will come and the king will kill him. "
Xia Jie laughed and said dismissively, "Ridiculous, my world is like the sun in the sky. Will the sun disappear? I will always be king unless the sun dies. " Xia Jie's face suddenly changed. He said angrily, "Guan Longfeng, what should you do?"
Sister likes to watch Guan Longfeng get into trouble, so she opens her mouth to maintain it. "Wang, guan sa said is reasonable. Please spare him this time. "
"syren, I don't need your intercession in GuanLongFeng. If it weren't for you, the king wouldn't be like this. You are a scourge. It is hard to kill people's grievances if you are killed! " Guan Longfeng drew his sword and stabbed his sister. Sister Xi easily stabbed Guan Longfeng in the right shoulder. Deep red blood dripped along the blade.
Xia Jie hurried to hold her ramshackle sister Xi. Seeing her pale face, her lips moved slightly. "Wang ... don't hurt Guan Longfeng!" Xia Jie was very angry and didn't listen carefully. She only thought that her sister wanted his reward, so she ordered her men to take down the dragon and phoenix and put them to death.
My sister's silver eyes are full of sadness. She doesn't want Guan Longfeng to die. Even if he hates her and hates her, she has fallen in love with that heroic and unyielding man!
"Xia Jie, Xia Jie and even you have let me down!" Sister's eyes, which are fond of haze and hate, are so painful that they can only be confined. Cursing Xia Jie in my heart. "Xi elder sister in this life hate others betray me, carry me. Jay, I want to die at your hands in the summer! "
Suddenly, the pale face after blood loss seemed to be twenty years older. Xia Jie looked at her sister in surprise, her face suddenly getting old. A face full of wrinkles is really hard to connect with the pink and tender face a few minutes ago.
"Beauty, you ..." Xia Jie could not express his inner shock.
My sister said with a sad face, "Wang, my sister is no longer that charming and youthful beauty." May Wang Sinian and his wife pity her and let her live alone in this palace. "
When Xia Jie heard this, his heart thumped, as if he had lost something he loved, and his figure moved slightly: "Beauty, you are the most beautiful woman in our king's heart, and your face will never change." Say that finish, clear beads rolling in the eye socket, heartbroken.
"The king, my sister's appearance has been ruined, and I have no face to see the king again. It turns out that Wang Neng has repaid her sister's long-cherished wish and let her enjoy her old age. " Sister Xi, unmoved by the tears on Xia Jie's face, stubbornly and coldly insisted on her opinion. "Wang, it is said that there are two women in Minshan, one is Wan and the other is Yan, both of whom are very beautiful. The king also called them into the palace to serve the king instead of his sister. " Sister Xi said slowly, implying that she hoped Xia Jie would attack Minshan and plunder beautiful women. In my heart, I secretly raised a plan to destroy summer. Although Minshan is not a big family, if it is to be conquered, it will hurt the morale of the army and move the hearts of the people. In the meantime, even if his family doesn't come to fight with each other, the people will rebel. My sister's eyes are lifeless, like ashes, with dead flashes, light and gloom.
Xia Jie only thought that his sister was afraid that he would feel lonely if he lost a beautiful woman, and arranged a beautiful thing for him. She felt that her sister was virtuous and virtuous, and it was heartbreaking to think that she would lose such a beautiful woman. "Beauty, I promise you, I will lead the troops to attack Minshan tomorrow." Xia Jie thought there were two beauties, so she left one with her and gave the other to her sister-in-law to comfort her loneliness of staying alone in the palace.
Sister Xi thinks that Xia Jie hasn't changed her skin color. As soon as she heard the beauty, she immediately liked the new and hated the old, and she was even more angry with him. Seeing Xia Jie's bear-like face, a stream of hot air welled up in my heart. "Wang, my sister is tired of happiness. Help yourself!"
Xia Jie looked at Sister Xi's closed eyes and had to leave.
Outside the palace, singing and dancing are around the clock. Sister Xi coaxed the beauty sent by Xia Jie out of the palace and sat alone on the Yao stage to recall the image of Guan Longfeng's elegance. A short meeting brings eternal thoughts. Sister Xi caressed her old cheek and whispered thoughtfully, "Changfeng, do you know that there is a woman in this world who died for you overnight?" You wouldn't think that this woman is your most annoying sister. Changfeng, if you have the spirit, let me see you again, even if you stab the sword into my heart this time, I am willing! "Glittering and translucent beads scattered on the ground, winding, forming a slender waterline. My sister's tearful eyes are dancing, and she feels strange joy when she touches the waterline. "Long peak, long peak, are you leading me to find you? "Sister likes to lightly move the lotus step and scurry along the direction of the waterline flow, for fear that the waterline will suddenly disappear.
When I ran to the garden, the shadow of the waterline had faded, leaving only a shallow imprint, scattered on the stone road. Sister likes her tired body to slide down and sit on the ground, heartbroken.
"Sister Xi Niangniang!" At this time, a gentle voice sounded in Xi's sister's ear.
My sister likes to look inside, and a man in the flower bed smiles at her slightly. Suddenly, my sister found herself shivering and cold sweat oozing from her palm. That chiseled face is the one he loves.
"Dragon and phoenix!" Sister Xi blurted out.
"The Queen, the youngest named Yi Yin, is the gardener of this garden." Yi Yin's voice still sounded kind and gentle.
Yi Yin? Sister likes to see the man in coarse clothes, without Guan Longfeng's persistence in conversation. Knowing that Guan Longfeng was dead, the little gardener looked just like Guan Longfeng, which made him a little disappointed.
"The gardener? Yi Yin, you will send me some flowers and trees to the palace tomorrow. There have been no flowers in the palace for a long time! " With that, my sister Xi turned to leave.
The next evening, the long-awaited Yi Yin finally appeared. My sister was overjoyed to see him appear under Yao's stage with a bunch of purplish wild roses in his hand. He has a childlike smile on his lips.
On that day, my sister was drunk in Yaotai, and Yi Yin listened gently. That kind of comfort that is as light as a clear spring but warm to the heart makes my sister like to forget everything. She has been talking about abandonment, demons, giving, and closing dragons and phoenixes. Whenever talking about a painful place, Yi Yin always pats her sister Xi's thin shoulder with her hand and sends her a wind-like smile. My sister likes to dwell on the past, feeling that she has nowhere to vent her distress and depression, so she falls down on Yi Yin and cries bitterly. She leaned on Yi Yin's generous shoulder, and tears soaked Yi Yin's shirt. Sister Xi fell asleep. At the moment, however, Yi Yin lost his literary spirit, raised a sly smile and disappeared into the silent night.
Yi Yin often sends flowers at night, and Sister Xi always talks with him. Most of the time, Sister Xi is talking to herself alone, while Yi Yin is listening. Xia Jie comes to see his sister-in-law occasionally. Whenever he is worried about state affairs, his first thought is his sister-in-law. In his heart, my sister-in-law is still the most perfect wife.
My sister likes to listen to what Xia Jie said as a joke, and then tell it to Yi Yin as a joke. Yi Yin's gentle temperament will be lost inadvertently when she hears these political affairs. Focusing on the cold expression made my sister hallucinate happily, thinking that she had seen Guan Longfeng again. Sister Xi began to look forward to the arrival of Xia Jie. If Xia Jie often tells her something about the DPRK-China affairs, when she later tells Yi Yin, her vanished lover will return to her side.
My sister is crazy to split Yi Yin in two, and that indifferent and temperate Yi Yin is the love of her life, Guan Longfeng. My sister lives in her own fantasy. Until Shang Tang broke into the palace. She saw the stalwart man beside Shang Tang.
"Yi Yin, even you betrayed me?" Sister Xi stared at the man holding the soup in his arms in surprise.
"xi elder sister, don't you also hate Xia Jie? Yin is helping you! " Sister Xi got when she heard Shang Tang's voice. She only felt warm all over.
"Yi Yin, you betrayed me. You betrayed me for such a man!"
"Xi elder sister, Yi Yin this life only live for Shang Tang. Yi Yin used you to get the secrets of the Xia Dynasty, and you also used Yi Yin to relive your broken old dreams. I don't owe you in Yi Yin! " Tang Wenwen, leaning against Yi Yin's arms, looked up at Yi Yin with a shallow smile. Yi Yin affectionate eyes only stay on Shang Tang.
My sister looked at the two men with lingering friendship in front of her with joy, only to feel that her chest was tight and her red blood vomited all over the floor. Sister Xi shook herself and said, "Shang Tang, my sister Xi has been cursed by the blood of goblins. Seven hundred years later, Shang died in Zhou, which originated in da ji. Let the tragedy of Xia Jie repeat itself! " After that, a hurricane hit and caught my sister. The people were injured by the wind and sand, so they raised their hands to cover them. After the wind faded, there was no sister in the palace. Only that pool of blood that has not dried up is reflected in everyone's eyes.
Suddenly, the demon world was covered by a large area of Ziyun, and the demon queen dared not predict the budget. What does this ominous sign portend?
The demon queen's eyes looked straight at the strange flowing black clouds in the air, and with a "wow", the baby was crying in the palace. "The queen, the queen,
Da ji was born! "Rushed to the maid in a hurry to leave. After the devil turned away, there was a really beautiful face looming in the clouds in the sky.
Have a sweet smile like Chun Xue.
"Shang Tang, this is the price!"
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