Childhood fun 35 Lele classroom teaching

On a hot afternoon, the huge fireball in the sky evaporated the last strength in the human body. Dad was no exception. He lay on the sofa and called me, "Son, come and help your dad with the lighter." I thought to myself, "I don't lack vegetables at home tonight, so what are we doing?" "Go! Why are you still standing there? "My father's fierce eyes swept away at me, and I was shocked. The sacred orders were inviolable, and I hurried to the backyard.

I came to the chicken coop and saw that a group of chickens were busy grabbing food, which was a golden opportunity! I closed the door and swung a wooden stick at the chickens. Unfortunately, I didn't hit any of them. The chickens clucked and scattered. They flew everywhere, so I had to run around with them, chasing one and chasing the other. As a result, the bamboo basket drew water with nothing. I was sweating profusely and thought, "This can't be done. If the chickens didn't hit me, I'll be exhausted first." As soon as I lifted the stick, it jumped up and down. I was surprised and missed. It flew to a short tree. I stood under the tree and looked. It shook its wings and looked at me as if laughing at me: "You can't catch me, it's useless!" I was furious at the thought of it, and I shook the dwarf tree desperately, and the chicken stumbled and fell. I took the opportunity to give it a blow, "No! Missed! " The stick just grazed it, and a few feathers floated down, and its speed obviously became slower. I forced it into a dead corner again, and I beat it as soon as I could. Finally, everything pays off, and I beat it to the ground with a stick! I laughed and said, "I am better than you! Chickens are not as good as people. "I look like a dog, but I can't care so much. In a word, the task is completed.

I carried the defeated soldier with my stick and panted in front of my father. I also pretended to look and smiled:" Dad, I'm also asked to do this low-level task. It's really an anti-aircraft gun to kill mosquitoes-it's overqualified! " After that, I burst out laughing. My father looked at the dejected chicken in my hand and stared wide-eyed: "Where's the lighter? How did the lighter become a hen?" I solemnly replied: "Because my family doesn't have a turkey, so I have to take the hen as a substitute!" Dad was even more annoyed after hearing this. "I want a lighter for smoking! I'm not asking you to shoot hens! I'm really defeated by you! "

"It's not the first time anyway, what's the fuss?"

"Alas! My father and I can only eat chicken tonight. "

I still can't help laughing when I think about it now. From this incident, I understand that you should listen carefully before you do it, or you will make a big joke!