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What should online celebrities say when chatting over tea?

Examples are as follows.

1. Drinking is better than drinking tea, and chatting will bring you back.

The tea cake tastes delicious, and the smoke condenses where the water is boiled.

3. Never become a beautiful woman.

4. A pot of good tea is a pure land created by each piece of tea. It is said that to cherish the world, first learn to be a piece of tea in the pot of tea in society! When you think like this, you can especially taste the fragrance when you drink tea.

5. There is no floating life, the tea is fragrant, inject a bay of water, take a gourd ladle of tea and put it in the pot to make the soup thick and sweet. Appreciate its beauty by observation and enjoy its fragrance by smelling it.