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Driving school coach, what terrier?
1, Coach, I want to learn to drive: This stem comes from the lines of Naruto Uzumaki in Naruto. Because the transliteration is homophonic like a coach, I want to learn to drive, so it is used by netizens to tease my determination to learn to drive.
Coach, I'm not afraid: this stalk comes from a joke on the Internet. A student is always in a hurry when practicing driving. The coach told him not to be nervous. The students said coach, I'm not afraid, so the coach told him to get off and go outside to cool off.
Coach, where is my car? This stalk comes from a real news event. A student drove his car to a remote place while practicing driving, and then got off to go to the toilet. When I came back, I found my car missing, so I asked the coach, where is my car? The coach told him that the car had left.
These stalks are some classic quotations from the driving school coach when the faculty is driving. Some of them mocked the students for improper operation, while others encouraged them not to be nervous. These stalks are widely circulated among driving school students and have become a part of driving school culture.
Precautions for driving test:
1. Familiarize yourself with the examination room before the exam: Before the exam, it is best to go to the examination room in advance to familiarize yourself with the environment, including the location, route and examination process of the examination room, which will help ease the tension during the exam.
2. Arrive at the examination room in advance: On the day of the exam, you should arrive at the examination room in advance to avoid being late and affecting the exam.
3. Bring your ID card and admission ticket: When taking the exam, you must bring your ID card and admission ticket, otherwise you will not be able to enter the examination room.
4. Abide by the discipline of the examination room: During the examination, you should abide by the discipline of the examination room, obey the command of the staff of the examination room, and do not leave your seat without permission.
5. Pay attention to safety: during the exam, pay attention to safety, and don't ignore safety issues because of nervousness.
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