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What should I do if my daughter's secret is discovered by my mother?
If my mother finds out my secret, my mother will be mad at this moment, anyway, I think so.
In fact, you can also help me imagine that I just lost my job and am going home to rest for half a month. My mother dug out some reports about my sexual experience and an unopened jumping egg from the suitcase of an unemployed young woman (she didn't know yet).
Hey, I don't know if she knows. She doesn't know. Maybe my dad knows, too. Forget it. There are instructions in it, so I should still know.
Okay, I'm just complaining. By the way, write a few words to help clear your mind and explain later.
At the moment, I am in an Internet cafe. I haven't been in an internet cafe for many years. No, I should call it an Internet cafe now. You see, everyone is having a hard time these days, and coffee has to be merged with internet cafes to find a way out. It is normal for young women like me to lose their jobs.
However, my unemployment is premeditated, because I want to make some money myself. The only miscalculation is that I lost my job before I figured out what to do.
Big pillars told me that all this was meant to be, and I wanted to meet unemployment with a sense of mission. I believe it, but there is still no new task for me.
Just now, I told Dazhu that my mother found jumping eggs in my box. He replied, why use jumping eggs? You need help. I replied, get out, and then he made a long list of hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy is always so gloating.
Big pillar is my former classmate. When I contacted him for the second time, let me add WeChat. Later, I found out that he had a girlfriend and exposed him mercilessly. Now he is a fart. He often says the wrong thing and asks me to fart.
In fact, I bought jumping eggs for research, but I'm sure no one will believe it, neither will my mother nor my father.
I thought about it for several months and decided to be an online sex consultant according to my major. It was too difficult to talk, so I became a sex counselor and earned some consulting fees. Then more and more people came to me, then the consulting fee increased, and then I became rich.
Dazhu said that my plan is feasible and I can cheat some money online, but I still can't explain it to my mother. Forget it, I'm confused. I'll find a place to hide for a few days first. If not, I'd better hurry back and look for a job.
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