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What should I do if my daughter's secret is discovered by my mother?

Your secret was discovered by your mother. Don't panic. Make sure she thinks it's not your secret, or you'll be ready for your mother's trial.

If my mother finds out my secret, my mother will be mad at this moment, anyway, I think so.

In fact, you can also help me imagine that I just lost my job and am going home to rest for half a month. My mother dug out some reports about my sexual experience and an unopened jumping egg from the suitcase of an unemployed young woman (she didn't know yet).

Hey, I don't know if she knows. She doesn't know. Maybe my dad knows, too. Forget it. There are instructions in it, so I should still know.

Okay, I'm just complaining. By the way, write a few words to help clear your mind and explain later.

At the moment, I am in an Internet cafe. I haven't been in an internet cafe for many years. No, I should call it an Internet cafe now. You see, everyone is having a hard time these days, and coffee has to be merged with internet cafes to find a way out. It is normal for young women like me to lose their jobs.

However, my unemployment is premeditated, because I want to make some money myself. The only miscalculation is that I lost my job before I figured out what to do.

Big pillars told me that all this was meant to be, and I wanted to meet unemployment with a sense of mission. I believe it, but there is still no new task for me.

Just now, I told Dazhu that my mother found jumping eggs in my box. He replied, why use jumping eggs? You need help. I replied, get out, and then he made a long list of hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy is always so gloating.

Big pillar is my former classmate. When I contacted him for the second time, let me add WeChat. Later, I found out that he had a girlfriend and exposed him mercilessly. Now he is a fart. He often says the wrong thing and asks me to fart.

In fact, I bought jumping eggs for research, but I'm sure no one will believe it, neither will my mother nor my father.

I thought about it for several months and decided to be an online sex consultant according to my major. It was too difficult to talk, so I became a sex counselor and earned some consulting fees. Then more and more people came to me, then the consulting fee increased, and then I became rich.

Dazhu said that my plan is feasible and I can cheat some money online, but I still can't explain it to my mother. Forget it, I'm confused. I'll find a place to hide for a few days first. If not, I'd better hurry back and look for a job.