Jokes about happiness ... short!

About sleeping (1) Husband: How can such a small person take up so much? Wife: Of course, turn over and stretch! About sleeping (2) Wife: Let's cover that double bed. Husband: No! Then it will be all over you the next morning. I can't report anything. Let's build your own, be practical. Wife: Hum, even if you build it yourself, you will still be wrapped up by me tomorrow morning! About calling my wife: Why didn't you call me? Husband: A waste of time! I thought you agreed to call me today. As a result, I waited all day and called your wife: I did, but I changed my mind. Zhang Ailing said: Women have the privilege of changing their minds. Husband: Then you changed your mind without telling me! Wife: I said, what I said in my heart, who told you that you and I have no contact? Wife: Let's go out to play. Husband: Well, you can go wherever you say. Wife: I'll tell you if I have an idea. Husband: You never agree with me. Wife: I disagree. What is this idea? Just perfunctory! You should keep giving advice until I am satisfied. About right and wrong wife: You see, you are wrong this time! Husband: OK, OK, I was wrong! Wife: You are what I say. You have no personality at all. Are you a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband: Why is it my fault? Wife: You just quarrel with me on purpose. What if you admit your mistake? Are you still a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband C: =_f Wife: You dare not admit such a small mistake. Do you think it's over without talking? Are you still a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband: Wife, I love you so much! Wife: Well, honey, I love you too, but you still have to answer me. Is this your fault? Husband: RMB% # #%-# #! R4p wife: Honey, I think your taste is much better than mine! Husband: Hey hey, why do you say that? Wife: You see, you have taste, so you have a crush on me. I have no taste, so I have a crush on you! Husband: ... u? Wife: You said you were wrong. Husband: I am not wrong! Wife: You said you were wrong, or I wouldn't be with you! Husband: ... I was wrong. Wife: Look, I admit that you are wrong! About a reasonable husband: You are unreasonable. Wife: I have never reasoned with you. Home is not a reasonable place. Besides, you are a man, eight months older than me. You have to let me know about the money. Husband: I will give you the money I earn in proportion in the future. I earn more and stay more, which is positive. Wife: OK. Husband: What percentage do I give you? Wife: 120%. About the center wife: I have always been the center in our family and I have always been the center in your family. Husband: Then I have always been the center of our family. Wife: But my center is more important than yours. Husband: Why? Wife: Because I am a daughter and you are just a boy. About the wife of a friend with a different surname: I can have a boyfriend, but you can't interfere with me. Husband: Well, I have a girlfriend, too. Wife: No! Husband: Why can you do it and I can't? Wife: I have a boyfriend. If people who can't do it can do it, I won't always find fault with you, which is conducive to family happiness. If you have a girlfriend, I will be jealous and quarrel with you, which is not conducive to family stability. Husband: Then I'm jealous, too. Wife: Men are as narrow-minded as women. How dare you say that! About the wife's mood: being in a bad mood at work will reduce the quality of our marriage. Husband: Then I'm in a bad mood at work. Wife: Your psychological endurance should be stronger than mine, because you are older than me, and your heart should be bigger than mine! Wife: Take this bag, too. Husband: I have four bags. You don't take anything. Are you embarrassed? Wife: Then I still hold you! You weigh more than 100 Jin. What I take is not much heavier than what you take. About an extramarital wife: There is always an extramarital affair on TV now. Do you think you will have an affair? Husband: No. Wife: Why? Husband: I regret having you enough. I must not have a second question about drinking water. Wife: Honey, I want to drink water! Husband: I'll pour it for you. Husband: Hey, isn't this cup at your hand? Can't you see it? Wife: Yes, I just want you to send me the message of equality between men and women. Husband: Everyone says that men and women are equal, so must our family be equal? Wife: OK. You men have bullied women for thousands of years. We will bully you for thousands of years, and then equality is the real equality. Don't worry, after thousands of years, our family will be equal. About a happy wife: Are you extremely happy when you marry me? Husband: I don't think so. How can I be happy when you are unreasonable, don't work and always disturb others? Wife: This is your happiness. I am unreasonable and don't sacrifice myself. Can I show your tolerance? If I don't work, I will support you. If you are skilled, you are not good enough. I'm messing with people, so your life is so colorful. You see, your married life is not as monotonous as others'.

It's very short and interesting. Please adopt it. Thank you.