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Exchange identities with my mother to write a composition.
They send me to and from school every day. Prepare delicious meals for me after school and check my homework ... I repeat the most common things just to make me study and live better. On a cold day, it was raining. After school, I waited for my mother to pick me up in the school guard room, but after waiting for a long time, my mother never came. I thought to myself: mom doesn't care about me at all, knowing that I am cold here will be late.
Finally, my mother appeared in my sight. I was angry and blamed my mother. My mother looked at me with a wronged expression and said nothing. On the way home, my mother has been stroking her knees gently with her left hand, showing a painful expression on her face.
When I got home, I saw my mother running into the room with a medicine box. Later, I learned that my mother was doing housework and sewing clothes at home. Later, she was so tired and dizzy that she fell asleep in bed. When she woke up, it was very late. My mother suddenly remembered that I didn't bring an umbrella at school and it was raining outside. I couldn't go home, so I rushed out of the house and forgot my gloves.
As a result, because the road was slippery on rainy days, my mother turned sharply in the battery car and fell down with the car. Although she wears a lot of trousers, her knee still hurts badly. Mom, regardless of the willy-nilly, picked up the battery car and rushed to my school, but because her leg hurt too much, she couldn't run fast for a long time.
Knowing this, I put down my things, threw myself into my mother's arms and said loudly, "I love you, mom, you are so hard!" " " .
Mom is really hard. In my daily life and study, my parents give me meticulous care. They send me to and from school every day. Prepare delicious meals for me after school and check my homework ... I repeat the most common things just to make me study and live better.
On a cold day, it was raining. After school, I waited for my mother to pick me up in the school guard room, but after waiting for a long time, my mother never came. I thought to myself: mom doesn't care about me at all, knowing that I am cold here will be late. Finally, my mother appeared in my sight. I was angry and blamed my mother. My mother looked at me with a wronged expression and said nothing. On the way home, my mother has been stroking her knees gently with her left hand, showing a painful expression on her face.
When I got home, I saw my mother running into the room with a medicine box. Later, I learned that my mother was doing housework and sewing clothes at home. Later, she was so tired and dizzy that she fell asleep in bed. When she woke up, it was very late. My mother suddenly remembered that I didn't bring an umbrella at school and it was raining outside. I couldn't go home, so I rushed out of the house and forgot my gloves. As a result, because the road was slippery on rainy days, my mother turned sharply in the battery car and fell down with the car. Although she wears a lot of trousers, her knee still hurts badly. Mom, regardless of the willy-nilly, picked up the battery car and rushed to my school, but because her leg hurt too much, she couldn't run fast for a long time. Knowing this, I put down my things, threw myself into my mother's arms and said loudly, "I love you, mom, you are so hard!" " "
3. Primary school composition Mother and child exchange identities on Mother's Day. After several rounds of negotiations with my son, I took 10 little red flower as "bait" and exchanged my life with my son for half a day. Although the time is short, I feel deeply.
Listening to the thought of my son's alarm clock in the morning, I was secretly happy, and finally someone could serve me. The moment my son went out, my heart hung up and I wanted to know if my son could buy breakfast smoothly. After a long wait of nearly half an hour, I was really excited to finally see my son enter the door with pancake fruit. I can finally enjoy being taken care of by my son.
After breakfast, I watched my son pick up the mop. I sat down at his desk and began to do his homework. Looking at my homework, I can't help getting excited. The fifth grade study should be won by my schoolmaster at that time immediately. But when I did my homework, I realized that I really overestimated myself. Because it really looks like a gobbledygook, math and Olympiad homework did not enter my homework. Although some knowledge points of mathematics and Chinese are a little vague, I finished my homework in an hour and a half by guessing. But looking at those English letters, I began to feel uneasy there, looking familiar but strange. I hesitated to finish my homework and compare it with the standard answer. If you score, you can barely get 90 points in math and Chinese, and only about 80 points in English. I couldn't help scratching my head, reflecting on whether the requirements and expectations for my son are too high? Ask my son to get 100, but he may not be able to do it himself. After studying for two hours, my back is sore and my eyes are astringent, and I also realized that it is not easy for children.
I remember Rousseau, a French thinker, said, "It is natural to hope that children will look like children before they reach adulthood. If this order is disrupted, it will bear some precocious fruits, which are neither full nor sweet, and will soon rot. " If parents blindly ask their children to be "top-notch" in all aspects, they may feel the bitterness of pulling out the seedlings to encourage them.
If the child's growth process is compared to a flower, my son's "bud" has not yet bloomed. But I believe that every child is the seed of a flower, but everyone has a different flowering period. Some flowers will bloom brilliantly at the beginning, while others need a long wait. I look forward to an early day in full bloom with my son's efforts! Mother is willing to work hard with her son, because she believes that flowers will bloom their own wonderful one day only when the flowering period is different!
Hope to adopt thank you!
4. Exchange roles with my mother. I exchange photos with my parents. Before my mother, I dreamed of changing places with my parents. I should be my parents and my parents should be children! I don't have to do my homework, I can just open my mouth, but recently an exchange activity with my parents organized by my school completely changed my mind. I don't want to be an adult anymore.
As soon as I open my eyes when I get up in the morning, I habitually want to shout: Mom, I'm up! When you press it, you will come running in makeup and say, "The sun is shining, you just got up. Do you still want to go to school? " Then I was busy folding the quilt and combing my hair ... but today I thought: no, didn't I tell my mother yesterday to exchange with them today? Oh, yes, it's my turn to wake them up! Pushing open the door of mom's room, I saw that they were still sleeping quietly. I am so proud, haha, I called you today.
So, I held my breath and made an earth-shattering sound: "Get out of bed! The sun is shining. Why don't you get up? Get up, get up! " Mom and dad rubbed their eyes and just wanted to open their mouths to talk about me. Maybe they suddenly thought that we had exchanged today, so they kept their mouths shut. At the same time, however, my mother collapsed on the bed, covered her head with a quilt and mumbled, "No, I haven't slept enough. I want to sleep. You are really good at talking. Tired of it! " But it suddenly occurred to me, how can this particularly familiar line be like the one I said all day? How dare mom get into the role so soon? But for the sake of a "parent", I still ignored it and said, "Hey, why do you talk back to me? Get up! " Mom began to cheat again: "no, I'll get up after you give me breakfast!" " "This sentence really hit the nail on the head. Usually I have delicious milk and bread as soon as I get up. Now I wake people up, and the meal is not ready yet! "Ok, I'll prepare dinner for you, and you can sleep. "Hey, you lost in the first round.
I can't help it Let's go to the kitchen and get something to eat first. Well, first heat the milk in the microwave oven, and then take out the bread. Well, that's it! I clapped my hands and looked at my cooking with satisfaction. It's good.
So I began to roar: "Get up quickly, the meal is ready!" " "At this moment, I saw our" princess "shuffling towards the living room, but as soon as I saw the breakfast, I began to shout," Please, who are you eating these meals for? "I don't eat milk and bread!" When I turned to leave, I stopped her and said, "You have to eat something. It's better to be broken than hungry! " In the "princess" reluctant eyes, I also finished my breakfast. Back in the kitchen, I secretly complained: God, the breakfast is so messy. What should I do in the future? I want to be a parent for one day! Sure enough, after breakfast, "Princess" turned on the computer and began to play! I said, "Stop playing computer games, just open your books, read books and do your homework."
Princess didn't respond. I said it again, "Princess" still didn't respond. When I said it for the third time, "Princess" seemed angry: "Do you nag all day? Let me play for a while! " I said, "No! When did you learn? No wonder your grades are so poor. Give me homework! " In desperation, the princess listened to my words, gave me a hard look and went to read her chemistry book.
I turned on the TV with great pride. I just watched a channel and am going to change it. The princess rushed in and said, "Can you turn off the TV? I must study. You are so noisy that I can't read! " I can't help it My mother didn't turn on the TV when I was reading. I'd better turn it off. Finally, the second small storm subsided.
But at noon, the "princess" spoke again: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!" "I have a rest and I have to make lunch. I am complaining. But who let us exchange? When I got to the kitchen, I turned on the gas stove, added a little oil, beat three eggs, stirred them well, poured them into the pot, and then cut the cucumbers.
When the egg is ripe, I take it out and put the cut cucumbers on it. This is a new version of "Scrambled Eggs with Cucumber" invented by me. But the "princess" only took one bite and spit it out: "What are you doing? So bad? I won't eat, try again! " I am also angry: "if you don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, see if you are hungry!" " "Princess" still chews steamed bread and swallows food to fill her stomach.
In the afternoon, "Princess" said: "I want to go out to play, you take me to Shanghai!" I refused to go, so she refused me. In the end, I can't stand it anymore. I took off my apron and said, "I'm not a mother!" " "Through this activity, I deeply realized how difficult it was for my parents to give birth to me and raise me for so many years. They are going to cook for me and go out to play with me. I am still in the weather. This is very wrong. I must study hard now, be obedient and repay them when I grow up.
My mother and I changed roles all day. How to write this composition? One day during the summer vacation, my mother suddenly had a whim and said to me, "Let's change roles?" "What? What? Change roles? " I feel confused. "yes! You are the mother and I am the daughter. Anyway, it is summer vacation. " Mom is very excited. "Really? Well, all right! " Cooking in the morning, just before dawn, I was sleeping soundly, and my mother suddenly woke me up. "What? It's only half past six! Summer vacation, no school! " I said vaguely. "Don't forget what you promised me yesterday!" "Yes!" I quickly got up. "I forgot that I am' mom'." I ran into the kitchen, washed rice, washed the pot, turned on the stove, and had to wait by! And over there, the "daughter" smacks her lips while she is sleeping! Alas, I wanted to sleep until noon! Clean up in the afternoon and get ready to play computer games! "Daughter" suddenly appeared and said, "Don't forget what you promised me yesterday!" Well, I have to sweep the floor, mop the floor and clean the windows. Anyway, I did my best. I'm so tired after all this afternoon! I am sweating profusely. And over there, my daughter is enjoying the coolness of air conditioning and playing computer games, having a good time! Eating snacks at night, I sit on the sofa leisurely and eat snacks. "Mom, mom, I'm ready to take a shower. Go and wash clothes! " My daughter robbed me of my snacks. Alas, I have to leave the wonderful TV series and delicious snacks to do the laundry. Alas, there was a fully automatic washing machine at that time, which was quite easy. I didn't expect those clothes that can't be machine washed to be outrageous. I washed and washed, and finally got the clothes washed. But the TV series is over, and I haven't even seen the best part. "Daughter" is eating snacks there.
6. Switch roles with your mother. I will exchange roles with my parents.
Usually before my mother, I dream of exchanging places with my parents. I am a mom and dad, and it would be great if mom and dad were children! I don't have to do my homework, I can just open my mouth, but recently an exchange activity with my parents organized by my school completely changed my mind. I don't want to be an adult anymore.
As soon as I open my eyes when I get up in the morning, I habitually want to shout: Mom, I'm up! When you press it, you will come running in makeup and say, "The sun is shining, you just got up. Do you still want to go to school? " Then I was busy folding the quilt and combing my hair ... but today I thought: no, didn't I tell my mother yesterday to exchange with them today? Oh, yes, it's my turn to wake them up! Pushing open the door of mom's room, I saw that they were still sleeping quietly. I am so proud, haha, I called you today. So, I held my breath and made an earth-shattering sound: "Get out of bed! The sun is shining. Why don't you get up? Get up, get up! " Mom and dad rubbed their eyes and just wanted to open their mouths to talk about me. Maybe they suddenly thought that we had exchanged today, so they kept their mouths shut. At the same time, however, my mother collapsed on the bed, covered her head with a quilt and mumbled, "No, I haven't slept enough. I want to sleep. You are really good at talking. Tired of it! " But it suddenly occurred to me, how can this particularly familiar line be like the one I said all day? How dare mom get into the role so soon? But for the sake of a "parent", I still ignored it and said, "Hey, why do you talk back to me? Get up! " Mom began to cheat again: "no, I'll get up after you give me breakfast!" " "This sentence really hit the nail on the head. Usually I have delicious milk and bread as soon as I get up. Now I wake people up, and the meal is not ready yet! "Ok, I'll prepare dinner for you, and you can sleep. "Hey, you lost in the first round. I can't help it Let's go to the kitchen and get something to eat first. Well, first heat the milk in the microwave oven, and then take out the bread. Well, that's it! I clapped my hands and looked at my cooking with satisfaction. It's good. So I began to roar: "Get up quickly, the meal is ready!"! ""At this moment, I saw our "princess" shuffling towards the living room, but as soon as I saw the breakfast, I began to shout, "Please, who are you eating these meals for?" I don't eat milk and bread! When I turned to leave, I stopped her and said, "You have to eat something." It's better to be broken than hungry! "In the" princess "reluctant eyes, I also finished my breakfast. Back in the kitchen, I secretly complained: God, the breakfast is so messy. What should I do in the future? I want to be a parent for one day!
Sure enough, after breakfast, "Princess" turned on the computer and began to play! I said, "Stop playing computer games, just open your books, read books and do your homework." Princess didn't respond. I said it again, "Princess" still didn't respond. When I said it for the third time, "Princess" seemed angry: "Do you nag all day? Let me play for a while! " I said, "No! When did you learn? No wonder your grades are so poor. Give me homework! " In desperation, the princess listened to my words, gave me a hard look and went to read her chemistry book. I turned on the TV with great pride. I just watched a channel and am going to change it. The princess rushed in and said, "Can you turn off the TV? I must study. You are so noisy that I can't read! " I can't help it My mother didn't turn on the TV when I was reading. I'd better turn it off. Finally, the second small storm subsided.
But at noon, the "princess" spoke again: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!" "I have a rest and I have to make lunch. I am complaining. But who let us exchange? When I got to the kitchen, I turned on the gas stove, added a little oil, beat three eggs, stirred them well, poured them into the pot, and then cut the cucumbers. When the egg is ripe, I take it out and put the cut cucumbers on it. This is a new version of "Scrambled Eggs with Cucumber" invented by me. But the "princess" only took one bite and spit it out: "What are you doing? So bad? I won't eat, try again! " I am also angry: "if you don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, see if you are hungry!" "The princess still chews steamed bread and swallows food into her stomach.
In the afternoon, "Princess" said: "I want to go out to play, you take me to Shanghai!" I refused to go, so she refused me. In the end, I can't stand it anymore. I took off my apron and said, "I'm not a mother!" " "
Through this activity, I deeply realized how difficult it was for my parents to give birth to me and raise me for so many years. They are going to cook for me and go out to play with me. I am still in the weather. This is very wrong. I must study hard now, be obedient and repay them when I grow up.
7. Composition: When I was a child, I was a master and exchanged identities with my parents. I was the master when I was a child.
Childhood is the best time in life, and we are innocent, pure and beautiful as snowflakes in childhood; Childhood is like a magical box, full of memories, happiness and laughter. . In the long river of our memory, they are some shining gems. Today, I will take out a beautiful gem and give it to you!
I was a naughty boy when I was a child, and I was always busy.
Once, my mother bought me a box of my favorite chocolates. I immediately opened it and ate it sweetly, thinking; If only there were chocolate to eat every day, then I remembered a proverb, "As you sow, you reap." If you grow chocolate, is it chocolate? I couldn't help laughing at this thought, and walked out of the door happily with a small shovel and a piece of chocolate.
For the next few days, I watered and fertilized my chocolate every day, hoping that it might grow a lot of chocolate.
In the evening, I had a dream that my "seeds" grew a lot of chocolates, and we all picked them and ate them happily.
But many days have passed and my chocolate hasn't grown yet. I didn't have that much patience, so I dug up the seeds at once. What's the problem? My chocolate melted and was covered with small ants.
I almost went back crying. My mother saw me crying and couldn't help asking, "What's the matter?"
I told my mother the ins and outs. My mother smiled after listening. "Ha ha, chocolate is lifeless. How can it germinate? " Silly boy! "I'm embarrassed to laugh.
Childhood life is like an endless sea, and the fun of childhood is the white waves that decorate the sea. My childhood was my master.
8. My mother and I exchanged roles for a day. How to write this composition is nothing more convincing than practice.
If you really exchange a day with your mother, you will be your mother. Think about what to do.
Start at 100 in the morning, make breakfast, clean the sanitation, wake up mom and talk about something.
Check what mom needs to take to school and send her to school.
Hurry to work.
Tired from work, go to school to pick up the children.
Go home to buy food, cook, wait for dad to have dinner together, then clean up, help mom with her homework and put her to bed.
Above these things, you can choose some main ones, experience your mother's hard work, and then sublimate it into that you love your mother.
You might as well try to use Sunday.
9. I exchange compositions with my parents.
Usually before my mother, I dream of exchanging places with my parents. I am a mom and dad, and it would be great if mom and dad were children! I don't have to do my homework, I can just open my mouth, but recently an exchange activity with my parents organized by my school completely changed my mind. I don't want to be an adult anymore.
As soon as I open my eyes when I get up in the morning, I habitually want to shout: Mom, I'm up! When you press it, you will come running in makeup and say, "The sun is shining, you just got up. Do you still want to go to school? " Then I was busy folding the quilt and combing my hair ... but today I thought: no, didn't I tell my mother yesterday to exchange with them today? Oh, yes, it's my turn to wake them up! Pushing open the door of mom's room, I saw that they were still sleeping quietly. I am so proud, haha, I called you today. So, I held my breath and made an earth-shattering sound: "Get out of bed! The sun is shining. Why don't you get up? Get up, get up! " Mom and dad rubbed their eyes and just wanted to open their mouths to talk about me. Maybe they suddenly thought that we had exchanged today, so they kept their mouths shut. At the same time, however, my mother collapsed on the bed, covered her head with a quilt and mumbled, "No, I haven't slept enough. I want to sleep. You are really good at talking. Tired of it! " But it suddenly occurred to me, how can this particularly familiar line be like the one I said all day? How dare mom get into the role so soon? But for the sake of a "parent", I still ignored it and said, "Hey, why do you talk back to me? Get up! " Mom began to cheat again: "no, I'll get up after you give me breakfast!" " "This sentence really hit the nail on the head. Usually I have delicious milk and bread as soon as I get up. Now I wake people up, and the meal is not ready yet! "Ok, I'll prepare dinner for you, and you can sleep. "Hey, you lost in the first round. I can't help it Let's go to the kitchen and get something to eat first. Well, first heat the milk in the microwave oven, and then take out the bread. Well, that's it! I clapped my hands and looked at my cooking with satisfaction. It's good. So I began to roar: "Get up quickly, the meal is ready!"! ""At this moment, I saw our "princess" shuffling towards the living room, but as soon as I saw the breakfast, I began to shout, "Please, who are you eating these meals for?" I don't eat milk and bread! When I turned to leave, I stopped her and said, "You have to eat something." It's better to be broken than hungry! "In the" princess "reluctant eyes, I also finished my breakfast. Back in the kitchen, I secretly complained: God, the breakfast is so messy. What should I do in the future? I want to be a parent for one day!
Sure enough, after breakfast, "Princess" turned on the computer and began to play! I said, "Stop playing computer games, just open your books, read books and do your homework." Princess didn't respond. I said it again, "Princess" still didn't respond. When I said it for the third time, "Princess" seemed angry: "Do you nag all day? Let me play for a while! " I said, "No! When did you learn? No wonder your grades are so poor. Give me homework! " In desperation, the princess listened to my words, gave me a hard look and went to read her chemistry book. I turned on the TV with great pride. I just watched a channel and am going to change it. The princess rushed in and said, "Can you turn off the TV? I must study. You are so noisy that I can't read! " I can't help it My mother didn't turn on the TV when I was reading. I'd better turn it off. Finally, the second small storm subsided.
But at noon, the "princess" spoke again: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!" "I have a rest and I have to make lunch. I am complaining. But who let us exchange? When I got to the kitchen, I turned on the gas stove, added a little oil, beat three eggs, stirred them well, poured them into the pot, and then cut the cucumbers. When the egg is ripe, I take it out and put the cut cucumbers on it. This is a new version of "Scrambled Eggs with Cucumber" invented by me. But the "princess" only took one bite and spit it out: "What are you doing? So bad? I won't eat, try again! " I am also angry: "if you don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, see if you are hungry!" "The princess still chews steamed bread and swallows food into her stomach.
In the afternoon, "Princess" said: "I want to go out to play, you take me to Shanghai!" I refused to go, so she refused me. In the end, I can't stand it anymore. I took off my apron and said, "I'm not a mother!" " "
Through this activity, I deeply realized how difficult it was for my parents to give birth to me and raise me for so many years. They are going to cook for me and go out to play with me. I am still in the weather. This is very wrong. I must study hard now, be obedient and repay them when I grow up.
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